Media will continue to report mundane news with a big surprise pitch.
Algorithmic trading will dominate the market more than last year.
The occasional glitches will be scolded, unless the market jerks higher.
Winter will be hard to shake in the Midwest and Northeast.
Cats will continue to dominate video and page view counts on the internet.
Tea will get way more popular.
Synthetic drugs (think bath salts) will make national news, again.
My 2013 stock of the year, Citi (shitty) bank, will perform an esoteric defiance of gravity:
any reason why you like c?
That fancy chart up there, and banks love this administration.