iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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DEATH TO SHORTSELLERS

Today was a crucifixion for bears, as they were thoroughly routed from the field of battle–forced to find refuge inside of fucked up cold caves. What makes matters exponentially worse, there is significant upside to this current run because the Fed will not remove the word “patience” from their idiotic message to the markets.

How do I know this?

Fucking time machine.

In the event that Biff grabs hold of my time machine and somehow changes the future, forcing Yellen to remove the word “patience”, you’d be wise to run for the hills–because there is ZERO rationale to hike interest rates, not now, not ever.

A new era of hedonism and cocaine highways is upon you.

I reallocated much of my cash today, reducing it to 7%– left aside for the rare occasion the market sells off post Fed. Bear in mind, the market is barely up for the year. We should all be enjoying the spoils of war by now, drinking pina coladas from the skulls of our enemies, whilst attending festivals at our harems! This back and forth nonsense is going to stop; and when it does, you’re going to regret the day you decided that stocks were “too risky” for your money.

Pussies.

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26 comments

  1. vandamme

    Kendrick sucks. Top pick: LEVY

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  2. speerothekid

    orbital space cannon (OSC)

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  3. it is showtime

    Dow Ytd +00.87%
    Death to shortsellers
    I think not

    Wimpy monday.
    You’ll have to do
    better than that

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  4. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    You deployed your cash?

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  5. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – A favorite Irish whiskey you’d like to recommend to the underaged readership?

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  6. Marc David

    Where’s Huggie?

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  7. lesurgeon

    BOSS.

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  8. dragun

    oh WTF!

    Dorsum Nudum Fero Tui Sceleris

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  9. whoop de doo

    Too bad your fucking time machine didn’t tell you to hold that bullshit burger company one more day and sell 3.5% higher.

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    • vandamme

      Banned…

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    • Dr. Fly

      Whoop

      I didn’t sell it all, never said I did. Feel free to ban yourself.

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      • whoop de doo

        So was it a moment of panic?

        Or simply an opportune moment to get away from a bad idea that you had invested so much of yourself in over the past few months without losing face?

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        • Dr. Fly

          I HATE management at HABT and will sell all of my shares. I don’t care where the stock goes. I am buying JNS, MUSA and SGEN with proceeds.

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  10. rangersfan

    Any recos in the Tech space, I am eyeing $RAX , maybe $RHT and looking to get back into $FEYE . Thanks.

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  11. matt_bear

    The PPT oversold has really juiced my 401k returns the last couple months. Get in on the OS, exit on after new high, then wait for OS again.

    It’s beautiful, Fly. Fucking beautiful.

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  12. newbalance

    UWTI volume is crazy

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