Each and every year spring comes about, Mrs. Fly enters my office and demands that the landscaper “do without mulch” this year, for she doesn’t like the smell of it. My retort, as always, is “if you want to have beds you absolutely need mulch, otherwise it will be a wild, fucking, jungle out there.” This, naturally, falls upon deaf ears, especially since she has nothing to do with the landscaping and has absolutely no idea what a weed looks like. Alas, the conversation ended in another Fly victory, firmly declaring “domain over the brushes and shrubs yonder”; be gone woman and never speak of this silliness again!
In between all of that, I added to my JNS position–because I’m really Gross.
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Fly you listen to new g-unit yet?
THREE HUNDRED DOWS
Mrs. Fly really doesn’t give a shit about mulch! She is pretending to give a shit about mulch!, just to hand you a victory so you will hand her a victory that she really does give a shit about …… beware Monsieur le Fly, she is planning something you’re not gonna like but will have to cave in because of your mulch victory.
Thank you for the warning. You might be onto something.
Marriage 101
Personally, I adore the smell of mulch.
Fly thoughts on LEVY?
Nitrogen
The rubber artificial mulch has gotten a lot better looking and holds its color longer if she really did care about the smell.