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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.

BOOKED AN EASY 16.3% OVERNIGHT GAIN

No big deal here. I’m just booking profits, hopped up on copious amounts of Monster Energy coffee — doing God’s work.

I kicked out JCP for an overnight 16.3% gain, making that NINE consecutive winners in a row. The 8 previous winners were all day trades, also NOT A BIG DEAL. This is what I do.

Moving on, I stepped in and bought two more stocks today, both purchased for extravagant success and profit.

Everyone likes a winner and hates losers. We spit on losers here and punch their jaws loose. “The Fly” is a man for the people by the people — built to win.

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UPDATE FROM HOUSE FLY, MERCEDES BENZ IN THE SHOPPE EDITION

One week prior to my escape from Princeton down to the warmer climes of Cary, NC I sent my car down to a dealership in Chapel Hill to have its timing chain fixed. It’s an expensive, time exhaustive job, but I was willing to shell out the dough and I was equally happy about the specter of my car being ready for me upon my arrival to the south.

The events that have transpired since then can only be described as cartoonish and evil.

On the third day in Cary, my wife endured a tire blowout on the rental, ripped up rim, fucked alignment, which is bound to cost me over $1k.

Over the past three weeks my local mechanic gave me a sundry of reasons as to why the car was still in the shoppe. He was apparently fixing any number of things. Also, stuff kept breaking and parts needed to be ordered from Mercedes, which took time. Today I went to pick up the vehicle and it was slow to start. I then examined the work order and NONE of the things I asked to be fixed was fixed. As a point in fact, the mechanic has rummaged throughout my computer and ripped apart the intake valve — messed up the cam shaft position and fucked my car.

The net result was a full refund and an appointment at the local Benz dealership for next week, which is bound to set me back $5k.

As a side addendum, I just paid $550 to get one of my Macs repaired and I brought it home, excited like a school girl to have it fixed, only to be miserably disappointed by the fact it was, in fact, still broken with the same exact issues as when I bought that to the Apple store 2 weeks ago.

FML.

PS: This can only mean one thing. MASSIVE WINSHIP FOR MY STOCKS AHEAD.

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PLEASE REVIEW MY BODY (sips chardonnay) OF WORK

GREETINGS PLEBS!

I speak to you live from the top of the mountain. I had a busy day and would like to fill you in on what I’ve been doing.

Are you ready?

Good, I’m going anyway.

The following are all day trades purchased in the morning and sold in the afternoon.

ENDP +4.2%
EXPR +5.5%
YRCW +7.6%
DF +8.6%
SIG +4.3%
GPRO +4.9%
GPRN +3.2%
TEVA +6.66%

Not 1 or 2 or 3 successful day trades — BUT EIGHT — fucked face. See, that’s who I am and you’re nothing. Oh, I also have another one up 8% for the day that I decided to hold a little while longer. It’s true, I do cheat by using a time machine — but it’s also true that it never gets old. These are the halcyon days we live for as traders, the sort of days that make you leverage out your brokerage accounts and go all into complete and utter shit.

None of those stocks are good, per se, but I banked coin on them and that’s all that matters.

GOOD DAY TO YOU.

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Very Busy Shoveling Shit

Busy fucking morning here at House Fly, southern plantation edition.

I sold my overnight trade in GNC for a 4.9% gain.

I sold ENDP for a 4.2% day trade.

I sold EXPR for a 5.5% day trade.

And I sold out of PLUG for a 5.2% gain.

Additionally, I sold some other stuff for losses, but we will not mention those because it makes me look bad. I cannot afford to have myself look ridiculous at any point. I am a MASTER ACE TRADER and I shall always provide the public with an image of wanton chicanery and success. All losses shall be kept hidden from the public, as my persona is all about winning and making sure I destroy all of my enemies with my success.

That being said, today was more or less a wash, but I had fun doing it.

I have managed to mitigate my drawdowns with these disgusting piece of shit stocks. Wall Street is now barreling in headlong into the worst stocks in the world. I believe someone warned you of this occurrence.

Bottom line: Shit healthcare and shit retailers are where it’s at. I have several other trades on the grill now and will be looking for MOAR. All trades executed in real time on the Exodus platform, naturally.

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Futures are Soft; Gold Has Been Routed

Do not expect a bounce in gold today. I told you, I am the pre-eminent authority on all things to do with gold and silver and I am here to tell you — it’s not done going lower. Look, I’m not like those other fucked for faces who glibly take to the internet to shit on gold. I like gold, but not here. I was the first one in and the first one out — literally calling the top in the shiny metal.

But now is not the time to be emotional about the investment. Take your time in the weeds and get to know the ground you’re walking on. It’s somewhat different than it was a few weeks ago and I believe you’re about to see a significant shift in risk metrics.

Let’s see how this fucker opens up and then I’ll have more opinions for your leather-faced morons.

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Game-plan for Tomorrow: Do the Opposite

The Costanza trade is on. Details will be shared in Exodus and Exodus only. Shitheads who troll on here will receive what they deserve, the scraps from a hearty meal already ingested. This is not a punishment, but a mercy — since you do not have the mental capacity to deliver successful trades into your bullshit brokerage accounts because you’re genetically inferior and do best on the sidelines.

I repeat, this is not a drill. This is a Costanza trade alert.

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The Very Worst Stocks of 2019 Soared Today…

…while the very best performers got poleaxed. Try to wrap your brains around this one.

Sorting for stocks down 10% or more YTD — min caps of $1b, produced intra day returns of +2.2%

Stocks +50% or more were down more than 1.1%.

But wait, it gets worse.

My Bubble Basket inside Exodus was down 3.6% and SAAS stocks are getting dropped into murderholes everywhere I look. Let’s put things into perspective. The valuations for the best stocks are completely dislocated from reality.

What to do now?

Hedge a little and raise lots of cash and try to follow what’s working now. This shift in money flow might last a few days, or maybe even a few weeks.

NOTE: I booked the gains on MNK and JCP today. JCP netted me over 21%.

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DOOMSDAY REPORT: TOTAL US DEBT APPROACHING CATASTROPHIC 2,000%

ROFL.

I’m not even gonna say anything, but just let this sit here and marinate.

The warnings about potential debt hazards come as the total federal debt outstanding has surged to $22.5 trillion, or about 106% of GDP. Excluding intragovernmental obligations, debt held by the public is $16.7 trillion, or 78% of GDP.

That latter total, considered to be more relevant as an economic burden, is likely to rise to 105% by 2028, according to Congressional Budget Office projections. However, the CBO notes that the numbers are subject to revision depending on how government policies play out.

Advocates for fiscal reform argue that the debt impact has indeed reached the point where action is necessary.

“Globally, we have become over-reliant on borrowing as a solution for everything. Political excuses abound for why it doesn’t matter, which just clearly isn’t the case,” said Maya MacGuineas, president of the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget, a bipartisan committee of legislators, business leaders and economists that counts former Federal Reserve chairs Paul Volcker and Janet Yellen among its members.

“We are quickly approaching a situation where we have dug ourselves a debt hole which is doing to have profoundly negative effects on the economy for probably decades going forward,” MacGuineas added.

In its calculations, AB Bernstein pulls in debt from a variety of sources and compares it to GDP as follows:

100% of GDP using federal, state and local government debt combined.
150% for households and firms
450% for financial debt, which carries “conceptual issues and risks,” namely that debt held by financial firms often represents potential in a worst-case scenario involving various derivative instruments that can carry high notional levels that are unlikely ever to be realized.
27% in trusts for social insurance programs.
484%, which values all the promises from current social insurance programs.
633%, which tallies up an “infinite horizon” of obligations for social programs, rather than just the traditional 75 years used in computations.
Timing is everything

That total gets the debt load around the 2,000% mark, though Carlsson-Szlezak points out that different debt carries different risks.

“A default on U.S. treasury bonds would be catastrophic to the global economy – whereas changes in policy (while painful for those whose future benefits were diminished) would barely register on the economic horizon,” he wrote.

Impacts on individual parts of the economy would vary.

Moody’s Investors Service recently warned that an already growing number of junk-rated companies could “swell dramatically” in the next downturn, “substantially increasing default risk.”

“In the next credit cycle downturn, then, the generally lower credit quality of today’s speculative-grade population means that the default count could exceed the Great Recession peak of 14% of all rated issuers,” Christina Padgett, a Moody’s senior vice president, said in a statement.

Currently, though, credit default rates remain low as economic conditions prove favorable.

Similarly, on a macro level recession fears have proven unwarranted so far as growth continues albeit at a slower pace than in 2018. McGuineas of the CRFB said that now is the time then, for the country to start doing something about the debt situation.

“First, you start having politicians level with voters instead of promising freebies. Second, you recognize that the time to do that is when your economy is strong,” she said. “When people were arguing for more borrowing they should have been doing the reverse. We’re still not in recession. It’s time to put in long-term strategies.”

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We Work IPO Rollout Disaster Affecting High Valuation Stocks

I can’t recall seeing an IPO rollout disaster like this ever. Just two weeks ago, We Work was fixing to destroying after market band wagon faggots with an egregiously overvalued IPO. For once, it was REJECTED by investment banks, unlike other high priced IPOs that came to market in the past to annihilate retail Joes. IPOs like ETSY, FB, SNAP, ZNGA, FEYE and SHAK, and many many more, have all but destroyed confidence in the IPO process in terms of buying them after they come public. We all now know to make money in new issues requires a holding period of 2-3 years.

Not We Work. Those fuckers pissed someone the fuck off and there valuation has gotten ravaged, from $48 billion to a reported $20 billion. Think about it.

Via Business Insider

WeWork could slash the valuation it seeks as a public company to below $20 billion, or even postpone its IPO, according to the Wall Street Journal.

The proposed cut comes days after the Journal reported the shared office-space company was considering an IPO at about $20 billion – already less than half of the $47 billion private valuation it secured earlier this year.

WeWork has faced growing skepticism about its path to profitability and CEO Adam Neumann.

The net result of this debacle is high valuation stocks in the public market are getting lit up, as people rethink the valuation matrix that should be assigned to money losing lotto tickets. As such, SAAS stocks are down nearly 3%.

Is this fucking retarded?

Yes.

Will it continue?

Probably, since most high beta stock holders are weak little faggots.

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If You’re Not on the Inside, Then You’re Out

I sold my gold stocks last week before the decline. Do not come here to show me the price of your miner, pal. If you’re not on the inside, then you’re out.

Do yourselves a favor and close your brokerage accounts and play with your kids.

What did I do today?

Oh, I don’t know. How about BOOK EXTREME PROFITS.

I sold DOCU on an overnight gambit +6.4% and JCP +21.4%. You know what that is on annualized basis? That shit is 1110,,0000000000%. That’s what that is, pallllllll.

Aside from that, markets look like shit. SAAS is getting lit up by 3% and no one knows what the fuck is going on. Miners down, but gold is flat. Value down with growth, yet semis up. If you’re not careful running around here, you’re gonna step on a shovel and it’s gonna smack you right in the face.

Hopefully today I can pick up my car from the shoppe. It has only been 3 weeks. No big deal. It was ready last week and then a water tube busted and the hillbillies working on it had to order a part from NJ, ironically.

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