iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PLEASE REVIEW MY BODY (sips chardonnay) OF WORK

GREETINGS PLEBS!

I speak to you live from the top of the mountain. I had a busy day and would like to fill you in on what I’ve been doing.

Are you ready?

Good, I’m going anyway.

The following are all day trades purchased in the morning and sold in the afternoon.

ENDP +4.2%
EXPR +5.5%
YRCW +7.6%
DF +8.6%
SIG +4.3%
GPRO +4.9%
GPRN +3.2%
TEVA +6.66%

Not 1 or 2 or 3 successful day trades — BUT EIGHT — fucked face. See, that’s who I am and you’re nothing. Oh, I also have another one up 8% for the day that I decided to hold a little while longer. It’s true, I do cheat by using a time machine — but it’s also true that it never gets old. These are the halcyon days we live for as traders, the sort of days that make you leverage out your brokerage accounts and go all into complete and utter shit.

None of those stocks are good, per se, but I banked coin on them and that’s all that matters.

GOOD DAY TO YOU.

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10 comments

  1. ferd

    Long DRIP. Long RIG puts.

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  2. bambam

    LK?

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  3. numbersgame

    Nice trading.

    I was hoping that ROKU would slowly bleed, but AAPL jackhammerred it so it hit my $143.5 target early and I closed my Oct Put spread for an early (but potentially smaller) profit.

    You can’t look at 20% down from the highs in 2 days and just ignore that. Still wouldn’t buy it here, though.

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    • numbersgame

      On the other hand, I’ve got 4.99 reasons that NFLX will keep falling. Any guesses where it stops?

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      • og

        Did not expect AAPL to hit so hard. Not many shows but cheaper than DIS. These streaming wars are going to be brutal.

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  4. The_Swede

    So much for turn around Tuesday. What does whack off Wednesday have in store?

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  5. ferd

    /zb now at down at a technical target area following it’s rolling over

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  6. ferd

    Oil is a dangerous trade now. Did Trump get permission from his handlers to fire Bolton? If not, how will various players try to show their manhood?

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    • soupbone

      Very smart move on Trumps part imo. Any kind of disruption to oil or even talk of it will end Trump @ four years and be a huge problem in general.

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  7. jacked rabbit

    Love the image of a MASTER TRADER who drives a car that smells like crayons. Well done on the streak…

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