[UPDATED]:Yield Curve Tightens Again; It’s Time to Short the Banks and $NVDA

EMERGENCY UPDATE: I’ve always found the look of word encapsulated by [BRACKETS] to be a sign that the author of said title is a supreme asshole. Having said that, I believe the world is about to end. Therefore, I sold short NVDA. Aside from FIZZ, ESPR, HMNY and UCTT longs, I have good hedges in place to weather the storm, long UVXY, short BAC and short NVDA now.
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It’s over bankfags. Your time in the sun is over. Now you will freeze to death under a deleterious yield curve — which is now just 69 bps.

Listen to me, sell short all of the banks at will. On a whim, borrow money from your credit cards and use it at 38% interest to sell short banks — for they are finished and destined to trade lower.

With the money that I captured from the sale of ESEA, I sold short BAC. Aside from the occasional FAZ purchase, this is my first short sale in quite some time. That fact means nothing, per se — but it does demonstrate the level of commitment I’ve shown to this fucking market. Even when I was bearish, I merely opted for bonds and cash instead of shorting stocks. But the time for half measures and soft talk is over. I am going to kill you now — ripping your spine straight out from your back and then tossing your limp carcass into the sewers.

In other news, BITA looks quite good and I am glad to have purchased it yesterday.

I just remembered all of the times when I got so excited about seeing a rally in fucking boat stocks only to later get bludgeoned to death in them. I sold the little ESEA for a quick 27% gain and now have my eyes set on something new.

Although it would’ve been nice to see the stock run up to $10 and me bathing in extraordinary gains, who the fuck am I kidding?

As an aside, two recent IPOs caught my interest: AQ and ACMR. Any of you pikers familiar with them?

I’m in ESEA at $2.02 and looking forward to this fucker hitting $10 by the end of the week.

The first stock to light up was DCIX, running from $1 to $25 over the past week (LOL). Now the entire damned sector is on fire. In Exodus, we have it all plotted out nice and clean, splitting the tankers from the shippers. Most of you retards wouldn’t know the difference otherwise. Here is some info ahead of your trading day.

Shippers:

Tankers:

This is being glossed over by you god damned lunatics circle jerking to the froth, the nonsensical upsurge. Very soon, all of the dicks will be cut off.

Bloomberg is reporting the Saudi government is freezing assets, possibly seizing them, which amounts to 10s of billions.

This is the equivalent of US officials arresting Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos, tossing them in jail, and then freezing their accounts.

Bear in mind, Kushner made an unscheduled trip to the Kingdom a fortnight ago. This was planned at the highest levels in the US gov’t. Need more proof than this?

I have great confidence in King Salman and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, they know exactly what they are doing….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2017

….Some of those they are harshly treating have been “milking” their country for years!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2017

In other news, incredibly, futures are flat. Here are some other headlines, courtesy of my God damned twitter feed.

Look at this shit, Trump motorcade cheered by enthusiastic Koreans.

Rand’s neighbor of 17 years ambushed the good Senator while mowing his lawn and beat the stuffing out of him, cracking 5 ribs, knocking out 3 teeth, and possibly breaking his jaw. He was charged with a 4th degree assault and released on a laughable $7,500 bail. What?!

Rand’s staff has been downplaying it and his neighbors’ lawyer said it was an altercation of a ‘trivial’ event. What?!

NEW: statement from lawyer of alleged @RandPaul attacker, Rene Boucher: #RandPaulAttack pic.twitter.com/AsYIE9kc1j

— Brooke Singman (@brookefoxnews) November 6, 2017

“Senator Paul has five rib fractures including three displaced fractures. This type of injury is caused by high-velocity severe force,” Doug Stafford, a senior adviser to Paul, said in a statement, according to multiple media reports.

“It is not clear exactly how soon he will return to work, as the pain is considerable as is the difficulty in getting around, including flying,” the reports quoted Stafford as saying. He added that the senator’s type of injury could lead to life-threatening injuries.

In short, you can now beat the shit out of your local US Senator for a slap on the wrist and $7,500 bail cost. What really happened here? Crime of passion, absurd accident, fight club?

Without having looked at any of these names, using only key statistics coupled with technical ranking scores of Exodus, I’ve compiled two lists of stocks that could potentially yield fantastic results. The first are stocks with weak technical scores, perhaps symbols that haven’t moved yet in this indescribable market.

RMGN, EFOI, ESEA, PLSE, WLB, CIDM, XCO, BEDU, FLKS, MAGS

I sort of chose these names randomly. Here is the full screen.

And here are the stocks with highest float. Again, these are stocks with small floats, strong technicals, above $1. Many of these names have already jumped higher. Entire screen here.

TOPS, DCIX, HMNY, BAS, REXX, KALA, SHIP, RCON, WBAI, OSN

And here’s an interesting screen of low float stocks of all technical rank scores up most for the day. I excluded any names listed in the aforementioned screens.

GBR, RIOT, ANIC, JP, PLSE, HLG, SPU, MTR, HOTR, CBIO

It was a fine day, not only because my stocks were fine and wonderful, but because bitcoin dropped and staggered. With Saudi Princes being quickly jailed at the Ritz Carlton for money laundering schemes, bitcoin plunges. Is it a coincidence or perhaps they were using BTC for their diabolical schemes?

Meanwhile, my portfolio is breaking out and shit — scorching higher because movie theaters are screwed and the co-founder of Netflix is fixing to leverage against an industry in disarray.

Enough about me, what about you?

Just kidding. I’m not remotely interested in hearing about your pathetic lives. “The Fly” has people to destroy and stocks to boost higher. My two forays today were ESPR and BITA and my hedge is ESPR.

On the rumors of a pending Saudi civil war, WTI is higher by more than 3%. Although I FUCKING HATE oil, how can one bet against it now with Saudi Princes being tossed into glamorous hotel rooms?

Starting tonight, if you must know, I will begin rewriting the second part of my story. I finished it a week ago and let it sit there, in the desk, so that I could decompress from the ordeal. With a fresh mind and enough energy, I will have this out for you absolute faggots by Xmas.

It’s all over for so many of you. Bitcoins are crashing THROUGH THE FUCKING FLOOR BOARDS NOW, off by 5%+. God willing, by the end of the day, it’ll be down 100%. Actually, the ride never ends for BTC — 24/7 trading in that mother llama. Enjoy your cardiac arrests.

In other news, the US yield curve is fucking crashing, which means imminent doom is just around the bend. Plainly speaking, the yield curve is now at its tightest spread in over a decade.

In short, this means you can go out and short banks with impunity — free money on the downside. As a matter of fact, I might partake in a short or two tomorrow, after some of these longs work out. Exodus Quant positioned me into TLT on Friday, so I am partaking in a bit of the doom and gloom happening in the bond market.

I know, yield curves don’t mean shit and the only thing that matters is the Nasdaq — until it doesn’t and you’re facing a firing squad and margin clerk. I can’t wait for this bull market to be over and done with — the great equalizer will be forged in hot hot fires and all of you absolute faggot tier advisors will be wiped clean from the map. At that point, and only at that point, will I reenter the field of professional money management.

A crypto bull just called me to debate #BTC price action. I recorded it for you. pic.twitter.com/HvZcrZmXQE

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) November 6, 2017

My method in picking these stocks involved taking a bunch of ticker symbols and writing them on shards of paper and then throwing them at my garbage pale, office basketball style. The one’s that missed the pale were purchased inside of my brokerage account…because I don’t give a fuck about money. It’s plentiful and worthless to me. I use it on things that make no sense, gratuitous shopping sprees to fulfill an out of control capricious, larger than life, ego.

Henceforth, I shall conduct all of my purchases in this method.

ESPR and BITA to the moon and back, 1960s style calculator and tin foil technology edition.