Rand’s neighbor of 17 years ambushed the good Senator while mowing his lawn and beat the stuffing out of him, cracking 5 ribs, knocking out 3 teeth, and possibly breaking his jaw. He was charged with a 4th degree assault and released on a laughable $7,500 bail. What?!
Rand’s staff has been downplaying it and his neighbors’ lawyer said it was an altercation of a ‘trivial’ event. What?!
NEW: statement from lawyer of alleged @RandPaul attacker, Rene Boucher: #RandPaulAttack pic.twitter.com/AsYIE9kc1j
— Brooke Singman (@brookefoxnews) November 6, 2017
“Senator Paul has five rib fractures including three displaced fractures. This type of injury is caused by high-velocity severe force,” Doug Stafford, a senior adviser to Paul, said in a statement, according to multiple media reports.
“It is not clear exactly how soon he will return to work, as the pain is considerable as is the difficulty in getting around, including flying,” the reports quoted Stafford as saying. He added that the senator’s type of injury could lead to life-threatening injuries.
In short, you can now beat the shit out of your local US Senator for a slap on the wrist and $7,500 bail cost. What really happened here? Crime of passion, absurd accident, fight club?
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If you can’t kick the ass of a US Senator whose politics you find distasteful for blowing leaves unto your pristine yard…then what is this nation coming to.
Lordy, Rand shoulda been packing a piece on him.
Seriously though, what is this intolerant nation coming to? 140 character attention spans with tempers and tolerances even shorter.
Gotta be banging his wife.
This.
Rand Paul tripped and his dick accidentally fell into Boucher’s wife’s mouth would be my guess.
Doctors are plain weird. That was clearly a sore loser from a weekend of playing bones.
Does it matter. Find a Commie and you will find a Patriot fucking his wife.
Rand just didn’t fit in in his KY neighborhood. He married outside the immediate family and he has teeth.
Since we are talking Kentucky, I’m guessing gay bath salt incident
Dr. Doucher is a Democrat. He’s also a retired anesthesiologist which means a long history of being exposed to toxic substances. These facts combined mean he’s highly likely to be a complete psycho.
I shit you not, it was a landscaping dispute.
The only safe politicians are faggots and bull dykes from California. There is a Chink that loved Spacey.
“Let’s burn a bunch of gasoline to blow leaves around.” – humans
Got his ass beat for that stupid haircut.