iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Fly Buys: $BITA, $ESPR

My method in picking these stocks involved taking a bunch of ticker symbols and writing them on shards of paper and then throwing them at my garbage pale, office basketball style. The one’s that missed the pale were purchased inside of my brokerage account…because I don’t give a fuck about money. It’s plentiful and worthless to me. I use it on things that make no sense, gratuitous shopping sprees to fulfill an out of control capricious, larger than life, ego.

Henceforth, I shall conduct all of my purchases in this method.

ESPR and BITA to the moon and back, 1960s style calculator and tin foil technology edition.

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2 comments

  1. one-eighty

    What about the one’s that land beyond the pale?

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  2. ironturd

    Lot of thoughts and prayers comin out of this corner of the internet today

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