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“The Fly” is Breaking Jaws to the Upside

It was a fine day, not only because my stocks were fine and wonderful, but because bitcoin dropped and staggered. With Saudi Princes being quickly jailed at the Ritz Carlton for money laundering schemes, bitcoin plunges. Is it a coincidence or perhaps they were using BTC for their diabolical schemes?

Meanwhile, my portfolio is breaking out and shit — scorching higher because movie theaters are screwed and the co-founder of Netflix is fixing to leverage against an industry in disarray.

Enough about me, what about you?

Just kidding. I’m not remotely interested in hearing about your pathetic lives. “The Fly” has people to destroy and stocks to boost higher. My two forays today were ESPR and BITA and my hedge is ESPR.

On the rumors of a pending Saudi civil war, WTI is higher by more than 3%. Although I FUCKING HATE oil, how can one bet against it now with Saudi Princes being tossed into glamorous hotel rooms?

Starting tonight, if you must know, I will begin rewriting the second part of my story. I finished it a week ago and let it sit there, in the desk, so that I could decompress from the ordeal. With a fresh mind and enough energy, I will have this out for you absolute faggots by Xmas.

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8 comments

  1. thegametheorist

    HMNY holy moly

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  2. it is showtime

    They’re doing with XLF and flattening curve what they’ve done with every other Whack a mole that infringed their power. Slam-surged it. Game is skinned hacked and exposed

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  3. joyous__ending

    >Although I FUCKING HATE oil
    Not me, glad I doubled down on XLE.
    World War IV will be between:
    The Allies: US, Japan, and Saudi Arabia – VS – The Axis of Evil: Iran and North Korea.
    Russia will join Switzerland on neutrality.
    China will be like the Ferengi of the Federation – focused on Rule 34 of the Laws of Acquisition: # 34 – “War is good for business.”

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  4. dae42

    How’s UVXY?

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  5. stockslueth

    “Hello, room service please.”

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  6. acehood

    Pagan Christmas?

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  7. moosh

    Like a true boss, thanks fly.

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