Russian Spokeman says ‘Groundless’, ‘Amateurish’, ‘Unprofessional’ Hacking Accusations ‘Reminiscent of a Witch Hunt’

In response to the official U.S. Russian Hacking report, which was ironically leaked to NBC before the President Elect could see it, Russian spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, likened American accusations to a witch hunt, hoping for more sober dialogue with Trump, once in office.

He said the report was a giant nothing burger, supported by nothing of note.

When asked if Putin had read a translated version, he said the report had nothing “that’s worth reading in detail.”

Source: Reuters

“We are observing a serious fatigue with these accusations,” Peskov told reporters on a conference call. “It truly is reminiscent of a witch-hunt.”

Peskov, commenting on the U.S. intelligence report, said: “You know, that version of the report that was made public added no substance whatsoever that we can comment on.”

“Groundless accusations which are not supported by anything are being rehearsed in an amateurish, unprofessional way. We don’t know what information they are actually relying on.”

Asked if Putin himself had read a translation of the report, Peskov said there was nothing in the document “that’s worth reading in detail.”

Peskov said that once Trump had been inaugurated on Jan. 20, work would begin on finding a date for a first meeting between the Russian and U.S. leaders.

“If some kind of contacts will be planned, then they will be planned extremely painstakingly, carefully, especially since we are talking about contacts following a very tense period in our relations,” he said, referring to disputes between the Kremlin and the Obama administration.

I understand why Hillbots want to marginalize Trump and drag out this Russia scare, neo McCarthyism, business. But, if you’re gonna do it, at least do it in a professional way and make it look real. The Obama administration has made themselves look like fucking clowns by crying like bitches over the muh Russians, without ever showing actual evidence of a hack. It’s all bullshit and has no business in the public square, other than to hurt Trump.

If Russia did hack John Podesta’s email, by finding out his password was fucking p@ssword, we should give them a medal and kick Podesta and whoever was in charge of IT for the DNC down a fucking sewer pipe for being incompetent idiots.

Britain’s Prime Minister, Theresa May, told Sky News this weekend that leaving the EU is about “getting the right relationship, not about keeping bits of membership,” and everyone is freaking the fuck out.

In what universe did anyone expect a BREXIT to not be hard? What did the autocrats in the EU ever do or say to make you believe this would be seemless? This is the problem with the way markets are responding to ground breaking news: nothing is being taken seriously, at all.

The Pound is at 1985 lows, off by more than 1%.

It looks almost certainly now like a hard Brexit, and the market doesn’t like it,” Erik Nielsen, global chief economist at UniCredit SpA in London, said on Bloomberg Television. “It’s a political crisis in the brewing here, for sure.”

Again, this was all expected. Anyone surprised by BREXIT, following Britain’s vote to exit the EU, is a fucking idiot.

The entire star-studded audience at the Golden Globes practically cried in unison, after Meryl Streep took to the mic to lament over an incident that happened last year regarding what she thought was Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter. The rift was with NY Times reporter Serge Kovaleski, who said Trump was lying about witnessing Muslims celebrating in New Jersey after 9/11 — which later proved out to be true. Without delving into old news, Trump said he wasn’t making fun of Serge’s physical disabilities, but instead mocking a reporter who was flustered.

I have no idea who this reporter, Serge Kovalski [sic], is, what he looks like or his level of intelligence. I don’t know if he is J.J. Watt or Muhammad Ali in his prime or somebody of less athletic or physical ability. Despite having one of the all-time great memories, I certainly do not remember him.

I merely mimicked what I thought would be a flustered reporter trying to get out of a statement he made long ago. If Mr. Kovaleski is handicapped, I would not know because I do not know what he looks like. If I did know, I would definitely not say anything about his appearance.

In light of all the horseshit taking place in the world, the fact that the United States is engaged in armed conflicts in 8 different countries and is led by a man who has literally destroyed the middle east, relations with Russia, and has divided this country along matters of race, gender and orientation more than any person in the history of the country, as well as compiling more debt than all of the previous Presidents combined, Meryl Streep decided that Trump mocking a reporter was the most important thing to talk about during her 5 minute speech at the Golden Globes tonight.

Once icy cold, floating through the air with glee, the snow flakes have hit the ground now and have melted.

UPDATED: Trump responds.

Muh Russians.

Rickard Santelli debated RUSSIAN HACKING of the American elections with 4 high level retards, who’d all like the President elect to start taking this hacking business a little more seriously. After all, according to one of these cucks, “IT’S HAPPENING IN GERMANY NOW TOO.’

Oh my fucking God. Please, Vlad Putin, please do not interfere in the sanctimonious democratic German elections. They’re so honest and fair.

The gist of Rick’s debate with these losers is it’s all theatre, one giant fucking show. None of this Russian hacking shit was in the press during the summer — because they were very busy trying to cover the whole thing up. Now that they’ve lost, they’re trying to taint and marginalize Trump by making it appear like he was elected illegitimately. The truth of the matter is, Hillary lost because she was a miserable wench.

I don’t know what the Chinese will do about this situation; but it’s getting out of hand, quite frankly.

Forex reserves for the month of December have dropped by another $41b, ending a year of Forex bloodshed to the tune of $320b — the sharpest drop in two decades — dwindling down to just $3 trillion. Just two years ago, the Chinese were sitting atop a mountain of cash, like Kings, flaunting excesses of $4 trillion. Now they’re almost broke, walking about the streets with a tin cup — disheveled.

The all mighty United Steaks of America rank 19th in Forex reserves, just behind Algeria, coming in at $119b — but number one in debt at $20 fucking trillion.

Obamanomics.

NOTE: Literally, no one gives a shit about this. Expect markets to blow it off, or even digest it as good news.

I haven’t seen any of Martin’s tweets ever since he blocked me for calling out his utter bullshit with Kalobios. Apparently, he’s been very busy stalking some liberal reporter on Twitter, goading and trolling her to the point that @Jack had to step in and put an end to the madness.

How is this allowed @jack pic.twitter.com/Wof8MlYHTL

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) January 8, 2017

Have a closer look at his homage to Lauren Duca.

Is Twitter a little fucking obsessed with controlling their community? Absolutely. Back in the old days I felt very comfortable telling people to ‘DIE IN A FUCKING RAGING FIRE’ or to ‘GET EATEN BY A HOMOSEXUAL GIRAFFE.’ But now, I rarely tell people to fuck off, for fears of being banned.

It’s sad, really.

Here is a DM Marty sent Lauren, which has given me some new found respect for the ‘pharma bro.’

Washpo tried to reach out for comment on the situation and was roundly rebuffed, basically told to fuck off.

And this from Huffington Post, reporting on the situation.

The Huffington Post attempted to reach Shkreli via an email address he had previously listed on his Twitter page; we received a response that read “lol suck a dick.”

Newt Gingrich dropped some redpills during a Fox News interview, wondering out loud ‘what’s going on here?”

Amongst his chief complaints is the fact that NBC obtained the report from the Obama administration before President elect Trump. What was Obama doing to protect against hacks and for how long did he know about them? Why did Obama slap Russia with sanctions a week before the report? What basis did he use to justify them?

Trump wants to know how the fuck NBC obtained the report before him and has called for an investigation.

I am asking the chairs of the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me seeing it.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2017

Gentlemen,

War, nuclear war, is on the horizon. Our old enemy is new again. Allegedly, the Russians HACKED John Podesta’s email account and revealed a PIZZAGATE conspiracy, which in turn caused great disturbances at Comet Ping Pong pizza and for its high-powered owner, James Alefantis. This, of course, is unacceptable. As such, we must prepare for direct confrontation with the Russian people, in order to preserve ‘peace’ and to protect our ‘constitution.’

It should come as no surprise to any of you out there that the number one performing sector of 2017, thus far, is the nuclear industry. As a nation in turmoil, we are in great need of U3O8. As presently situated, our nuclear weapons arsenal can only eradicate 78% of the Russian population. With a little ingenuity and silicon valley like entrepreneurialism, we can upgrade our cache and remove the scourge of Russians from the planet, once and for all (No Hitler).

Here are 2017’s winners, so far.

Nuclear +18%
Silver +11%
Gold +7%
Biotech +6%
3-d printing +6%
Hospitals +5%
Tankers +5%

Notice a pattern? If not, you’re a fucking idiot.

Those were the losers of 2016. Often times the first couple of weeks see the biggest losers of the prior year rally — due to exaggerated moves because of tax loss selling. In other words, people sold off nukes into the New Year, booked the loss, and have now repurchased said shares in the hopes of catching a wave.

Expect more of the same next week followed by a normalization of markets — as investors position core assets for longer term moves.

I am long $UEC and $URG with overwhelming vigor.

In light of the absurd and ridiculous ‘DECLASSIFIED’ report on Russian hacking, which demonstrated (wait for it) that Russian news agencies painted Hillary Clinton in a negative light as one of their chief arguments, Donald Trump is out trolling his detractors in a most hilarious way by suggesting having good relations with the only other nuclear super power in the world was preferable.

Arguing for WAR against Russia is something of a past time for many on the left these days, as they look for people to blame for their electoral losses this past November. Trump, audaciously, pushed back against that narrative with a series of tweets aimed to trigger the trolls.

Having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. Only “stupid” people, or fools, would think that it is bad! We…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 7, 2017

have enough problems around the world without yet another one. When I am President, Russia will respect us far more than they do now and….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 7, 2017

both countries will, perhaps, work together to solve some of the many great and pressing problems and issues of the WORLD!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 7, 2017

Here were some of the noteworthy reponses.

You, @realDonaldTrump, are disloyal to our nation. Pack your treachery, your instability, and your hatred of America and leave the country. pic.twitter.com/J0zPheP9gC

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 7, 2017

@realDonaldTrump Donald, they hacked the US. The only reason you’re cheerleading for Putin is because he gave you the win.

— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) January 7, 2017

@JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump Why did you deleted this tweet son? pic.twitter.com/9qDKudNbCy

— G Nelson ???? (@GNellieNL) January 7, 2017

@realDonaldTrump why the hell would Putin want to install a US president who would stand up to him? He owns you. We all know it.

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) January 7, 2017

.@realDonaldTrump You know who’s wonderful and hasn’t murdered journalists? Angela Merkel! Maybe set up a time to hang out? Could be fun!

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 7, 2017

Only stupid ppl or fools think u can have a good relationship w/guy stealing your crap. Tell us @realDonaldTrump, what does Putin have on u? https://t.co/NxxJGNL7AI

— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) January 7, 2017

I am no longer confident that @realDonaldTrump would have won w/o Russia’s help. And I’m no longer confident Trump isn’t wkg for Russia. https://t.co/3zL3tfuvk4

— John Aravosis (@aravosis) January 7, 2017

@realDonaldTrump Seriously, how did this imbecilic hamster-headed shitpiglet ever become president. What a sad joke.

— Andrew W Chamings (@AndrewChamings) January 7, 2017

The snowflakes are melting.

The media is sucking Obama’s dick today, following today’s final jobs report of his reign. What they tell you is that 2 million jobs were created over the past year. What they don’t tell you is that over 95 million people aren’t in the damned work force, an increase of 18% since Obama took office.

Additionally, they point to today’s wage growth of +2.9%, but fail to mention that average weekly hours are flat and at their lowest since 2011.

In other words, people aren’t exactly making more, since their hours are flatlining — likely due to a lot of temporary, part time, gigs.

As a matter of fact, 94% of jobs created under Obama are part time.

What does this mean for markets? Not a god damned thing.

The lowest common denominator wins all the time in this tape. Literally nothing is viewed as bad news and stocks are impervious to bad news.

I’m trading again, eschewing caution and embracing my inner harambe again. Let the bells of Rick Ross ring loud and true and may bearshitters exit the arena without their heads — horribly wounded by the dick guillotine.