Who’s worried? No one right? Everything is great and awesome. Whatever sell off we endure this morning, we’ll make up for it in the afternoon when we rally.
Crude is off by 2.3% and natty by nearly 5% — because it’s nonsensical and that’s how markets are designed, to hurt people. It’s like -5 in the northeast today, so, naturally, natural gas is sharply lower. You can’t make this stuff up.
Goldman downgraded by $PG and $KO, while upgrading $DPS. More meaningless horseshit. And, the British pound is getting gimp’d down to 1985 lows — a time and place when nuclear war with Russia looked inevitable. Somethings never change.
The Turkish Lira is down another 2.5% to record lows too. Any of you motherfuckers give a shit about that? I read that Erdogan was looking forward to working with Trump and that he was optimistic about having better relations with the US. So heartwarming.
The (MUH) Russians aren’t impressed with our hacking reports and chalk it up to amateur hour bullshit by retard level democrats flailing for a life vest before drowning. These are all very interesting things.
Did I mention China? One of their fucking tabloids promised revenge on America, should we get out of line with the One China business, which is, inherently, evil. Why does Taiwan belong to China?
Answer: they don’t, which is why we sell them weapons. Trump should invite the Taiwanese President to the White House for tea and crumpets and then take selfies with her to post on his Twitter account.
As for you liberals out there so worried about Trump, chill the fuck out. The republican shills had to deal with a Kenyan in the White House for 8 years, who was a community organizer before taking office. I am sure we’ll endure Trump, a self-made billionaire, megalomaniac, who has a penchant for Americana. Plus anyway, the Congress is filled with corporate monkeys on both sides. They’ll never let Trump restructure the system to work for the people. The system works for the elite, always has and always will. Everyone else is given just enough hope and interesting teevee programming to keep them docile.
Revolutions are hard and call for a lot of energy. Americans are too busy snapchatting and do not have enough starvation level poverty to really care about the direction the globalists are taking us.
Moving on.
Most of my stocks are lower today, save $ALNY and $YY. Do you think I give a shit? I’ll buy more stocks by the end of the day and continue to do so until I run out of money. Every man reaches a point in his life when the consequences no longer matter. You grow the beard out good and long. You wear insane fury hats outside — because it’s cold and you feel like a doing it. You eat whatever the hell you want and wash it down with a shot of whiskey. The gym is something that’s nice to do, whenever the hell you have the time for it. Otherwise, you’re too busy drinking coffee and eating hamburgers. Life after 40 is very conflicted. Just 10 years ago, I knew it all. I moved stridently and knew exactly what I wanted to do. Now that I’m 40 and infinitely smarter, I second guess almost every single thing, other than my intent to buy stocks until I run out of money and wearing fury hats outside because it scares the neighbors.
I have an appointment later on with a Verizon guy. I’m switching from the bastards at Comcast to Fios — because I’m sick of bad service and expensive prices.
I just found a stock I want to buy. Off to toss some more money into the market.
Ciao.
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I loved FiOS when I had it. Enjoy.
Sick post. Good luck w FIOS. The Internet is good but the cable teevee remote is clunky at best. Pro tip: when in need of customer service call the number they provide for the hearing impaired. It will be answered on the first ring by a nice American lady with excellent annunciation.
Very nice moves, taking advantage of the handicapped like that. I bet you applied for jobs using a faux African American identity too, for affirmative action purposes of course.
Great post.
It was a shitpost, at best. You fuckers just like meaningless, insane, banter. I can do it all day and have for a decade.
I’m heading out now. If you idiots want me to rant about something in particular, let me know and I’ll get to it later.
Yes, can you please opine on the Golden Globes. Is this anything like my Blue Balls?
It’s the female version…
FiOS Internet and DirecTV is what you want
I had DirectTV and it sucked. I found myself on the roof a lot, playing with the dish.
WTF old feller? I thought 40+ year olds were banned.
47.5 is the banning age.
You’re in need of Prozac.
Diplomats are dropping like flies shot with a bullet all over the world since the election. Along with cop and airport murders/shootings in front of a few hundred thousand libtard “protesters” hitting DC. On the rant idea.