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You Cannot Stop the Coming Nuclear Apocalypse

So you might as well profit from it.

Last week, the management at $UEC announced they’d tap equity markets to fund their operations, in a very dilutive fashion, sending shares down a solid 7%. Today the stock has rebounded, in an otherwise listless tape, and moving towards greatness.

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Nuclear proliferation is inevitable.

Just today, the fucking lunatics from Pakistan unveiled a delivery system for their nukes from a submarine. Those sneaky devils can now roll up on New Delhi and drop hellfire on them.

Source: India Times

Pakistan fired its first submarine-launched cruise missile on Monday, the military said, a show of force for a country that sees its missile development as a deterrent against arch-foe India.

The launch of the nuclear-capable Babur-3 missile, which has a range of 450 km (280 miles) and was fired from an undisclosed location in the Indian Ocean, is likely to heighten long-running tension between India and Pakistan.

Someone needs to drop depth charges on those fucking subs — before it’s too late.

As crude as it might be, I am trying to show you something. When the winds of vengeance sweep the globe and 10,000 degree breezes move through highly populated urban centers, you’re gonna want to be long U3O8 plays, believe me.

Long $UEC and $URG

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5 comments

  1. brvalentine

    Uuuuuum: Yellowcake

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  2. halfbloodpope

    I am long $UEC but hedging myself via PUTS of $UBS (Underground Bomb Shelters Inc.).

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  3. ericbakerbruce

    I believe my avatar says it all.

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  4. lesurgeon

    It takes two pounds of high grade Uranium to make an Atomic bomb.

    The post is entertaining, however misleading borderline wrong.

    Nuclear energy. Power plants. Reactors.

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