FUCK YOU SHORTS, YOU’RE DEAD

I’ve been #TIMESTOMPING all day, eating lunch meats like a gluttonous barbarian. I’m not holding anything back, whatsoever, from you rakish fools, gleaning intelligence from my posts. You were short 7 stocks and long 6. It’s called “risk management” to you because there is no risk when betting nothing. It’s a virtual world that you’re living in pal. It’s time to step out from your shield and man up.

It’s a big day in stock land and I’m looking for more. I think a short squeeze is coming in the shares of VHC. There have been numerous reports panning the company, because that’s what short sellers do. I hate them when they hit my stocks. But boy do I love them when they serve as tinder for the fires of a short squeeze.

At the top of my list of favorite stocks to own are NAK, VHC, CVO, PPC, ESRX and MCK. My other positions look just fine, even NFLX, but these are my favorites.

As long as european yields trade lower and our bonds yields rise, risk is the name of the game. With risk comes reward. Therefore, if you were bold enough to risk your fortunes into the news flow, now might be a good time to take profits. As for me, I’m holding out for better prices.

Revenues and profits have never been higher at Le Casa del Fly. Being in the business of astute money management has its rewards in times like now. I intend to capitalize on the free money train that is slowly making its way through wall, then parlay somewhere quiet with bizarre amounts of treasure, a life designed specifically for men with time machines and of the higher cloth. Do not believe for a second that this rally is fake. The money is real. I have it in my hands as we speak and intend on using it shortly for some irresponsible discretionary spending.