FUCK YOU SHORTS, YOU’RE DEAD

I’ve been #TIMESTOMPING all day, eating lunch meats like a gluttonous barbarian. I’m not holding anything back, whatsoever, from you rakish fools, gleaning intelligence from my posts. You were short 7 stocks and long 6. It’s called “risk management” to you because there is no risk when betting nothing. It’s a virtual world that you’re living in pal. It’s time to step out from your shield and man up.

It’s a big day in stock land and I’m looking for more. I think a short squeeze is coming in the shares of VHC. There have been numerous reports panning the company, because that’s what short sellers do. I hate them when they hit my stocks. But boy do I love them when they serve as tinder for the fires of a short squeeze.

At the top of my list of favorite stocks to own are NAK, VHC, CVO, PPC, ESRX and MCK. My other positions look just fine, even NFLX, but these are my favorites.

As long as european yields trade lower and our bonds yields rise, risk is the name of the game. With risk comes reward. Therefore, if you were bold enough to risk your fortunes into the news flow, now might be a good time to take profits. As for me, I’m holding out for better prices.

Revenues and profits have never been higher at Le Casa del Fly. Being in the business of astute money management has its rewards in times like now. I intend to capitalize on the free money train that is slowly making its way through wall, then parlay somewhere quiet with bizarre amounts of treasure, a life designed specifically for men with time machines and of the higher cloth. Do not believe for a second that this rally is fake. The money is real. I have it in my hands as we speak and intend on using it shortly for some irresponsible discretionary spending.

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32 Responses to FUCK YOU SHORTS, YOU’RE DEAD

TY says:

CEO OF VXX CAN SUCK IT!!

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republicat says:

It’s too difficult to call a VIX spike, much easier to wait for those 1-2 time a year VIX 25+ spikes. VIX is like an elevator, it always comes back to the ground floor.

It a hell of a lot easier to commit short on a solid VIX spike and wait it out, than the other way around.

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The Plumbers Crack says:

Some of my favorite urinal shadows ride along in the time machine, and bring back tales of which stocks will get squeezed.
VHC is at the top of the list indued.

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Romney gets elected, I’m shorting the market!

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riggedgame says:

As well you should.

But he WON’T get elected. The country does not want a tax-evading, job-exporting,
go-to-war with Syria, Russia and Iran draft dodger.

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Cascadian says:

I hope you are incorrect about that. We need to cover our bills and not add all this debt onto our grandchildren’s lives. $16Trillion national debt, adding $1.3Trillion more each year with the 0bama in power. It’s a disgrace and there is no proper justification.

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Heard that one a few times … classic GOP talk to frighten the plebs unless you’re in office like Bush or Reagan then “deficits don’t matter!”

If the right is sincere about cutting the debt why don’t that accept the expiration of the Bush Tax cuts and slash defense spending? Like we don’t overspend on that compared to the social safety nets … Ha!

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The Eye-Talian Stallion says:

0bama is an idiot, even the rubes in Iowa figured that one out. He wins five states max. But, if you can direct me to his college transcripts, I’ll give him a second thought. Oh, and his medical records are sealed as well.

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Odumbo says:

You believe in God? Oh, you put that back in your platform, I forgot. Why don’t you Tea and rigged go get married you fags.

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