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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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PARDON MY ABSENCE, I WAS BUSY ATTENDING TO MY WIFE

But it’s not what you think. I was like Igor (Frankenstein), fetching shit, driving her around town, spending inordinate amounts of coin on HORSESHIT. My reward: “okay, now drive me to the grocery store.”

Fly’s response: “I don’t think so lady. I’ve got spaceship to climb into, things to see and do. Go drive yourself to suchness and be gone!”

I got that cocaine fever going today, with markets RIPPING tits to the upside. If you recall, I went all in the other day, based upon a third sense. I had sold my only hedge and bet big on a variety of names. The result: I’m screaming higher by 2% today, hitting all-time, motherfucking, highs.

Europe is interested in higher stock prices. Forget about the bond markets. Western nations want higher stocks. Are you stupid enough to bet against them?

I’ll take my foot off the pedal when The PPT flags overbought. Until then, let ’em rip.

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18 comments

  1. Nef Rap

    Fer chrissakes Fly! Eatin choc cake all morn watchin my portfolio lift off to Mars and waitin to stomp up and down with you and the cok cok the gorilla!

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  2. snptrader

    GIG. Has look with volume. Got long.

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  3. acehood

    Now that’s a feather in your cap! #tophat #99longs,0Keiths

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  4. redman59

    Well done on the trades Fly and this also post also displays the fact that men of such stature also have bosses.

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  5. moolahheaven

    Fly rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla dolla bill yalll…

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  6. Sloop

    NFLX looks weak today I think there is more down side still

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  7. l.k.w.

    Is learning to drive like learning to speak? Once you get past a certain age it’s impossible?

    Actually, scratch that, in our home town racist slurbanism, we called them “Chinese drivers.”

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  8. AlphaBetaBanjo

    Wiping the Mckeithy off your shoes as you timestomp along

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  9. ajm

    yes pal!

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  10. Largebill

    Nice day all around. PPC even bouncing back.

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  11. StocksRider

    Hallelujah. Today is a glorious day.

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  12. Mr.Partridge

    It’s a bull market 🙂

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  13. E1than

    lol great value added with the youtube link =]

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  14. metalleg

    FWIW, to those who give a shit about penny stocks, in a Fly thread earlier this morning, I tossed out penny stock MDHI. I know nothing about them but I think they are going to run it up and then dump it. It looks like they started the pump (+17% today) but I have no insight other than it has the markings of a pump and dump. Heard about it from someone who heard about it from someone else etc etc… but money can be made on these if you don’t hold too long.

    Disclosure: I’ve lost a shitload on pennies over my lifetime which makes me a penny stock expert.

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  15. juice

    As my Grampy said – “there ain’t nothing like all-time, motherfucking, highs, motha-#$%^&*!”

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  16. l.k.w.

    God knows we can’t trust the news feed for pertinent investment research, but once in a while reading the news reveals insights into the longs of certain corporate institutions. Here’s Merck’s short-list of criminal activities. (I wonder if they’re one of the “best” Pharmaceuticals or just average??? ; )

    http://www.foodconsumer.org/newsite/non-food/drug/vaccine_effectiveness_0709120959.html

    http://childhealthsafety.wordpress.com/2012/06/25/merck-scientists-accuse-company-of-mumps-vaccine-fraud-that-endangers-public-health-protocol-007/

    http://www.sify.com/finance/merck-settles-lawsuit-over-delayed-study-results-news-health-mc3xalbgedh.html

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  17. Heisenberg

    c’mon Fly, quit talking shit in front of the boys.–all tough and testeroned up; we all know you really said “Yes, honey. Whole Foods or Safeway?”
    not that any one of us here is in any better shape.. our calling in life the male species is to drive and pay…

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