Let’s be clear.  I’d open the comment section up if I were interested in your life.

These posts are one manly attempt to pass on, in recognizable form, what few of the best males in your community  might.  Not saying I’m unique, but I’ve “paid an exact price for all of my (time and) … came out clean as a Holy Shrine (Devildriver).

This is not condescension, I just expedite knowledge that every male who wants to measure haute female’s sizes should (i.e., prima family/work conception… “now I AM one fcku faced.”  [Always demand DNA samples] – ENOUGH!).

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In honour [sic] of your V.King, BC “V” drones (drills?) in on the issues you should, by now (fckuing slacker), be faced with.

They are:

1) Compliance

2) Calibration Test(s)

To the issues:

Compliance Tests

As (you) I have written, you’ve felt the social-legal risks of enduring your Targets’ “Bitch Shield”, indeud, you have “born witness unto” the ambrosia of your haute Target complying into calibration (checking off your “Repertoire Management” [see BC IV]).

There are no rules in BC V.  I, pithily, repeat, none.

Compliance is nothing more than manipulating the Beezness [sic] of any one of the Target’s actions.

This is that part of a deal where you move more than one of their pawns ($WYNN-ing), and they take your Knight.  A gambit of sorts.  Don’t throw the gauntlet, this is romance (in the eyes of a Target).  Technically, it’s a congruence test in that the woman validates what her status inspection of your “social status” is in the community.

Many a pleb succumb (no HOMO) to dominance issues too quickly.  Demonstrate restraint.  Always be planning and busy. Always.  Bizzy.  Also, be prepared to condition withdrawal if your Target gets uppity.  Always.  It’s irrational to be so fussy, but women bang based on emotion, not logic.  That’s why you’re reading this (naturally, rationally).  Always be at arms and ready to throw Calibration Tests (see more below).

It’s common, if social awkwardness takes ground, the pick up hits eject, before reject, for lack of “Compliance” control.

This is wrong to you and your Target.

BEHOLD

E.g.:

(BRA orders a salad [pre-planned as BRA enjoyed 24 ounces of Rib-Eye two hours prior hereto this rendezvous]).

(Kindly) Waiter: “Our specials are ____ …, what would the lady like?”

(Target orders _________)

“And the gentleman” (extra gratuity)

“A _______ Salad”, BRA continues.

This Calibration tells the Target that you know the score, and you’re tallying the game card.

Why?

She just ordered some high priced item whilst you underscored her lack of regard (your preference; being that you’re of a superior status, as should be the case as a male).

Let’s review:

It’s: a) permissible, b) unique and c) a high probability “Calibration.”

What you are expressing, but not in words, is that you are Establishment your high value (dinner and manners).  Further, you will immediately order martini’s after ordering nourishment, which she will readily accept.  You, dramatically, intensify your interest in the target, the “dinner” is just a show so that she will imbibe the drink and justify doing the “panty drop” within the next two hours of your sit down.  (“I had the drink, I didn’t know what I was doing when my panties his his pad’s floor”, so goes the female’s narrative)

If your Target doesn’t “get it”, she’s likely … “below you in IQ… .”  -BRA

Calibration Test

In a seemingly diabolical mien, you obtain your Target’s indirect, or quasi-voluntary, physical consent.  You’re testing her readiness to submit to your “cues and clues.”  -BRA

E.g.’s

Can you watch my drink (walk away for any reasonable purpose and return)?

Here’s my bag, can you hold it open?

I like your ring (barely touch the female’s hand, then playfully throw it away.

I need to update my $FB image, can you grab this picture real quick (BRA ain’t on $FB).

Calibration tests establish your higher value to the Target; in doing so, the female becomes attracted too as you are Being the Man.  This unfairly increases the probabilities that she will do what you want, the regenerative act.

Recall, “To be the Man, You must be the Man“  V.King 12:12

Calibration (see BC III) can be distinguished from Neg Hits (see BC IV) in that it deals with either her time being regulated, any unilateral performance at the Man’s direction or actions done in response to the Man’s recruitment.

Neg Hits are incisive pleasantries that masquerade as genuine critiques, dismissing the Target’s narcissistic Bitch Shield, yet challenging her character strength (so called “frame control”).  These techniques are isolated to assertions, not invitations, offers nor directives.

Once your Target becomes quasi-monogamous, I advise a reluctance to the usage of calibration tests as they will get you in trouble.  But this is seldom ever the issue until you’re married or progenitor of an offspring (in which case you will live a life of unconscionable and inviolate threats of extortion of the alimony variety).  Also known as “balls in the mayo jar status.”

Now I like to follow my outlines.  So this is against my practice (I’ll get to this issue in later posts).  But be sure that when you’re “done with a Target” (let’s be blunt), you leave her in a surprised and sad emotional state.  It’s twofold, you can later convert her into a Pawn and have her clique of friends.  Second, you bar the door to false allegations.

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One final point.  I want the BC Readership to dedicate at least two, two-hour sessions to going Kamikaze during May.  It be better if you do this every week of May.  College campuses are stock full of bebes who get aroused by real men being Man.   Once June arrives, calendars get dicey; meaning things change.  It’s game on in May.

Now listen.  Lean in.  (BRA’s almost… whispering).  With sniper concentration, you identify:

Yawning.

Dilated pupils.

Head swivels (away) (Target’s $DIS fairy tail programming as an “ashamed Virgin”).

Loud bantering with her Pawn (see BC 1).

Yelps.  Screams.  Laughter.

THEN GO KAMIKAZE.

Tame the Sugar.  Take your Trophy.  (for the under 25 crowd – WEAR A RUBBER – unless you have plan to be a parent).

The most baffling frustration, for BRA, occurs when a developing Wingman graduates past openings (see BC II & III) of pawns, circles and onto their targets; only to fold their hands in distress at a string of losers (aka Bitch Shield).

“Hey, the house is will make you go bust unless you know their rules, how to force their hand.  ALWAYS card count!”

Namely, something in their approach has busted their balls and they (silently) whimper back to their black book of ex’s or “sometime-maybe” pawns (who, just the odds, belong near the Bitch House in the looks department.  AKA “Bitch House Pussy” [Naz]).

Behold, I offer (le) Repertoire (management).  To the points:

1) Neg-Hit;

2) Time Constraint;

3) Future Projection;

4) Getting Physical:

5) Time Bounce

Before I commence, understand what follows is a Shooting Star of wisdom.   Value the stone of platinum sitting in the tumbler filled with half-ounce sized gold dust before you.

On One.

“I like your hair, it looks so soft.”

(BRA references Target’s fake blond.  It’s actually still frizzy from die chemicals; something her conditioner can’t wholly heal, and she knows it.)

(Target emits a polite smile, eyes return to darting)

(BRA quickly deactivates Bitch Shield alarm post-direct opener).

“But, you know, have you ever thought of being a red head?  I like red heads.”

Neg Hit:

Ten years ago, I seldom used a Neg Hit unless the target was in attention-whore, euphoria mode.  Five years ago, I had to Neg Hit nearly every target.

In 2013, the present vogue necessitates that Neg Hits be routine.  They’re such a necessary ingredient, it’s like saying dash a pinch of salt to your recipe.  But I’ve said nothing (you don’t already know).

Why (you ask)?

Culture Creators have inculcated the most narcissist females to ever walk the planet (a reason BRA finds most all American women repugnant).  They expect a newly leased, non-American vehicle and a plastic-card for designer weekend shopping at a bare minimum (for 8′s and up).

By telling the woman your interested in their hair (nails – etc.), it indicates your interest as a suitor; but still, women generally pay lots and change their hygiene styles frequently (so they accept your opinion as genuine, beyond venal [viz "Nice tits" or "You're hot" per se).

But this escalation is likely too quick.  You're opening like a salty dog, looking for a quickie (which would be true).  Hence, Bitch Shield arises as their reputation and very identity are at issue.

By obliquely preferring something different about them in the same paragraph of thought, you also critique them and make them feel less valuable.

As mentioned, men who permissibly make women "feel like shit", get laid.  "Friends", homos and co-workers are supposed to build your Targets' self esteem; viz "being the man" implies you crumble this facade of Fembot empowerment.

Time Constraint:

So you earned a base hit with your Neg Hit, but you're now a strike and couple balls (no no no) into the conversation (going no where fast).  Yep.  You whip out a Time Constraint.

BRA's personal favorite:

"You know, I gotta run to the ATM."

(silence.  Target is numbly listening and processing)

"The golf pro shop closes soon.  The special order putter arrived for _______  (random strawman) who's in town."

That is all.

You demonstrated high value (see BC III); namely, you have money and life style (golf, associates, etc.).  This should be the case anyway; even if you're a rock climber or surfer (whatev's).

You just got your second man on base with a walk (Target now accepts you're now leaving [not true] – potential Bitch Shielded, once again, DE-activated.  You have the Force Skywalker).

Future Projection:

I like to talk about the rather large and pricey bar from the Orient at my Villa.  It is a sight and it’s pricey.  They’re impossible (nearly?) to obtain in America.

I talk about how empty it has become, and what type of distilled liquor, liquors, syrups and brands would work best in there.

Most women like Black Russians and Mai Thais; but Margaritas are replacing that preference.  (Women who respond with a preference for Martini’s x are a High Probability “Panty Drop”).

This segues into a future projection (shopping together – couple status?), fun times, privacy.

Your Future Projection could easily be something different, such as needing an escort to Las Vegas or Atlantic City for a convention (some potentially spontaneous, fun weekend out).

Basically, you’re Being the Man by integrating the Target’s imagination on what life is like being with you (i.e. Comfort Building – a whole new issue for later posts).

Getting Physical

I admit, as a young man (i.e. 15-19), I would often pat women’s asses (particularly in Europe – where VP Biden’s Law (see Federal Rules of Evidnce) don’t presume men’s balls belong in a Mayo jar, to be found at the back of the bottom shelf, in the fridge.  Or else you’ll do the Biden-Perp-Walk into your venue’s court, next pledging your estate to some local-random law firm your Bail Bondsman says is great).

Kissing, even politely attempting a vanilla kiss was common place (it still can be: quality to quantity these days pour moi).

Even if it’s initially rejected; your romantic kiss approach is so rare, females are emotionally astonished (plus).

After contracting acute mono once, then twice (almost unheard of), BRA refrains from said random French expressions of interest.

The point is, a soft touch to the interior of a woman’s fore-arm.  Or a light caressing of their hair.  Hm… .  How about a finger to their knee, are conspicuous and, generally, acceptable forms of Getting Physical.

I stay away from their hands (domineering) or pats on the back (patronizing friendliness).   Those send mixed messages (at best).

IF the target politely rejects your emboldened action, you’re likely …

“Game-Set-Matched.”  (No Check Mate)

But if this occur, one of the two outcomes is common:

1) Convert your target into a Pawn.  Not difficult if she is still calibrating you post Getting Physical.

2) False bounce, get outta Dodge, dodge the bullet.  “I’ll be right, back, what do you want to drink?” (Don’t return.  Obviously, you can simply bounce to another previously eyed Target in the room too.  Which somewhat bizarrely works since you’re association with previous Target Pre-Qualifies your next Opening)

If you want to re-open and attempt Compliance Tests (see BC III), that’s fine.  But I have found the probabilities of bedding such an outcome remote.  Recall:

“Most females are either below you in IQ, on their period or hate men because of some other male in their life.”  -BRA

Time Bounce:

(AKA extract digits for immediate call back)

If you ever spend any time in the wilderness, you’ll notice birds flock together amongst their fellow feather.

Eagles, falcons and owls soar solo.  Viz, ducks and doves, who nibble and perch in groups.

In this analogue, males are the former, females are the latter.

It’s natural instinct for men to know what they want and to go after it.

“Hen pecking”, something roosters don’t do either, is all about reputation and identity.  While this is not as much an issue for men, females are “anally hierarchical.”  (full Hetero)

(What’s BRA saying?)

The Time Bounce relieves the Target from being decisive.

Now of the models, strippers and extras BRA’s bedded, they are the exception to the rule; meaning, THEY are display animals that enjoy taking the driver’s seat, real-time.

But most females (nurses, teachers, college students and full-time, $LULU clad mall loiterers) can’t make a decision if they were forced to (but for their programmed Bitch Shield and “fleeing” – social programming).

Thus, this time, trigger a Time Bounce.

Unlike the above Time Constraint  (a non sequitor that both hi-jacks and numbs the Target’s reverse analysis process [a female neurosis of sorts]), you will actually Bounce.

But in a Time Bounce, you extract the female’s digits (to be used within the next hour or two).

(BRA is seated next to two females.  The Pawn has grown into BRA’s friendly acquaintance.  The Target is beyond polite now, she is obediently following our conversation.  BRA segues into a Repertoire with Target).

(The final ten, of the thirty, minutes invested have decayed, BRA glances over PDA)

“I gotta run.  My friend’s drunk at (club).  Cops have shown up.”

(A moment of pause.  BRA makes direct eye contact with Target)

“I really don’t want to leave.  You are ____ (blah blah blah)…” tell her she’s special, unique, etcetera (don’t say etcetera).

Extract name and number.  Bee line out.

If you’re like BRA, you’ll go to another club now that hour one or two is well under way.  But if you want to: freshen up, have a smoke, grab some grub: ‘mkay!

You hit back said Target in about an hour and inform her your friend’s okay, and explain in retarded, graphic detail, directions to your casa (i.e. passed the $CNK, near Square One Towers).

“Give me 5 minutes notice.”  (BRA – candles, incense, back lights, toys, cameras?)

Now.  This sounds brazen, and it is, but just as the Target doves into silence as you open her pawn of a friend, women can’t duck out with you (once you’ve started to drill in on your Target).  Why?

Their reputation issues.  Her friend will call her a slut (translation: “Pawn Envy”) and make your Target a “newsworthy”, $FB privacy invasion.  They might be former co-workers (money), child hood friends (what would families think) or … _____ (you get the point).

Her ability to maintain status in such a Hen Peck of friends means she CANNOT walk out with you right there and then.

¿Comprende amigo?

The social pressures on the Target are too great.

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BEHOLD

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You might change up this Repertoire’s order.  You may omit an element.  You may cycle through one element more than once.  Life’s your artistry.  This approach is merely a science in style’s implementation.  By now, you’ve hit a few Targets in the Bull’s Eye from earlier Bachelor Chronicle posts.  More importantly, I hope you’ve missed!  Because if you’re still reading this, you’ve been resurrected, once again, by your Manliness.  In a word: courage!

NOW.  YOU ARE TO INTEGRATE THESE POINTS INTO ONE.

THIS IS THE BEGINNING TO A MASTERY IN REPOITURE.

Do you feel her Bitch shield? 

How ’bout the target’s clown-faced, jackal sauntering, perp’s posture?

The Alpha Male of any group is your main Cock Block that must be routed as you open any circle.

Yes.  It COULD be her:

A) Brother

B) Son

C) Ex-credit card assignee, or

D) Sadistic “call-me-maybe” boss (a “lawful” pervert enslaved by twisted neuroses).

(The last kind MAKES BRA SICK!!!).

But that’s irrelevant (not to condone what’s equitable or right).

The point?

Overcoming Alpha.

You must infiltrate, inveigle and obtain sensitive data (i.e. number or clandestine rendezvous) and-or time bounce the target to another part of the environment.

That is a Compliance Test.

Any time a man obtains a woman’s compliance, he demonstrates “higher value” to the target by “being the man.”

Never forget, females can reproduce (bang – in our “planned abortion-hood” age) at will, most any time of the day.

Targets, rather, desire males with SURVIVAL skills.

“Oh, he’s (a) ________.”  Random female acclaims.

Whatever the job or status, women spread their (calendar) timez [sic] for males who (make money, manage assets and property) display survival skills.

The faculty of routine, justifiable bounces AND smoothly dealing out of cards via compliance tests is demonstrative proof of your “higher” value.

In essence, you’re building comfort (spending your precious time); this is critical to obtaining Target(‘)s(‘) [sic] “panty drop.”  (BRA)

E.g.:

BRA takes space via polite subterfuge at ______ Union Rally.  Target’s among two females and two males.  Bouncing from one table of repertoires and giggles (excessive smiling and story telling), I kindly obtain a seat “closer to the sports game.”

Fast forward 30 minutes.

BRA denies Target attention and, by now, she’s very quiet (socially confused and not feeling “high value”; never mention, that’s the point).

BRA tosses group’s Alpha Male, long ago “opened” (no HOBO), some sports throw aways that border on politics, thus dismissing said Clock Block (he’s now bumbling about like any old dog sans self respect).

Overcoming Alpha: Le Bachelor increases our odds by befriending and opening a male in a circle over an “all female” circle.

Every time!

Sound false?

“Sure.”

Bear Witness Unto!

Like fckuing Moses (Charles Heston – N.R.fckuing.A. damnit),  I be sure to you get some Valentine “Oh Gwad” action as I’ve got Fcku Connection, while you’re a Gonna Bee.

Got that!  Don’t quit… .

Now I’m not saying go open other men!

No.  No. No!

But I am emphasizing that as the weather warms, get-to-gether circles connect, and you need to get these women’s clothes off before they start taking them off cause it’s too hot and they’re too horney and lonely (as they’re strenuously programmed into the matrix, lacking due regard and respect for gentlemen.  Indeud).

Valentine’s Day approaches.  You need to get out into a bar.  You will order a citrus soda or mineral water.  You’ll timely request a straw and twist so the buzzed Targets lack detection of your superior soberness (don’t show it!).

Targets might bring Homos or Pussy Whipped “just friends” types when they’re on the prOwl [sic].

These ARE NOT Alpha Males, but don’t be duped, dudes with 22 inch arms may “Bimbo Impress” (i.e. Window Dress) something approaching an Alpha Male, but are nothing other than a paper tiger.

Never get Bitch Shielded by said Bull Shit!!! !

All female circles are more difficult to open because women are anally hierarchical (extreme Hetero) and excessively narcissistic.

Fortunately, you NOW know to demonstrate higher value, and overcome their “Beta Reality.”

Final Warning: you will need a pawn to open an exclusively female circle.

Now I know you will try and open an all open female circle, only to get Cock Blocked.

Good Luck fucker.  That’s like a 2012 $ZNGA trade.

Trust.

Overcome “Alpha”: The High Probability raid.

Time to walk the plank mate.

Let’s talk the Kamikaze Rule and the Edge Factor.  Call ‘em what you may.

1) Some say you must approach and open on a target within a few seconds of identifying her.  Hmmm… .  Not me.  Seconds don’t matter, but NO “double takes”, you must make a bee line to target bebe.  Now I’m not saying go full retard like a line blitz.  But I am saying be sure to move your ass (no homo) towards your target.  Always keep eye contact.  Eye the target from head to toe during this period.  Enjoy the target’s curves and fetishes, she secretly expects you to (will never admit).

Keep eye contact!

Commence your opener.  There are a ton of them based on even more theories.

Pour moi (“for me”), if she looks neutral to negative on approach, I have some cans to open (e.g. “Anyone tell you you’re beautiful today?” – feel free to use).   If she’s positive, indicating interest, I go straight for direct openers that display Alpha characteristics (e.g. “this place is boring, but you’re haute, what’s your sign -or- what’s you favorite yoga position”).

The Kamikaze Rule: means, you must permit the man-beast to exhibit its nature; namely,  do not hesitate for even one moment in making your approach.

If you doubt, wait or hesitate, you’re toast my beta reader.  Man up!

A couple words linking Wingman and Pawns (see BC I).

Women are a herd mammal.  When a suitor has a solid Wingman or carries a Pawn on the arm, it disarms the women’s Bitch Shield.  So, as mentioned, Wingman and Pawns increase your probabilities with targets because of mammalian, social programming: leader of men, protection of the pack, etcetera, characteristic traits.  Appearances are never what they seem, but don’t tell that to the female’s reptilian or mammalian brain, she will almost likely weed you out sans a Wingman and Pawn.

Thus, going Kamikaze indicates to the woman that you have not lost your caveman instinct.  Your willingness to keep eye contact (not easy at first – WATCH YOURSELF AND OVERCOME SAID CHALLENGE!!!) demonstrates that you are not an ass backwards Godiva worshiper.

One other word.  It’s like brewing some outstanding tea, or getting on the treadmill, the first few steps will be slow and awkward.

So I tend to chat up potential Pawns and couldn’t care less the outcome.  Talking to women simply improves a man’s calibration with the opposite sex and syncs your compliance tests in your favor (meaning your body language will match your openers much better – this is where many men fail – don’t be a robot, hit the batting cage with some “who cares anyways” potential pawns).  Yep.  I always need some warm ups too.

Hour two is where the fun starts.

Also, women are erratic, emotional creatures.  You can expect that out of ten openers, half the women will be: intellectually below you, on their period or pissed at some other male in their life.  It’s not you; it’s the female species.  But recall, we’re in this to create memories; so never be daunted.  The more you practice, the better you get, the more sexually attracted women grow to you too!  That’s a guarantee.  Your aura actually intensifies the better you get at this, and this gains you other favors in other aspects of your life as well.

You will see.

Edge Factor: every man needs to do double time in the grooming department.

2) I’ve seen some truly average beta males get extremely attractive women.  These aren’t necessarily the rich, famous or most stunning of people.

What do these “run-of-the-mill” guys do?

They keep well groomed!

Everything from how well you shaved, to the trimness of your hair (or sheen of your bald head – doesn’t matter), to whether your dental hygiene fosters wide and ready smiles; this is the kind of thing that women notice.  Targets spend lots of OTM on their appearance; yet most men can’t relate.  If you want the target to do the “panty dropping bounce” (BRA), CHANGE!

I’ve spent time in Hollywood, and against your reasonable belief, I promise you that most all men wear make up for the silver screen.  That’s right, you’re always watching men in make up on your monitors.

I don’t care if you think that’s homo; and this isn’t a Maybelline subliminal.  My point is not to wear make up, it’s just that you infinitely improve your approaches with the Edge Factor.

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Finally.  Pro athletes are not judged on how many goals WERE NOT scored; they maintain their seats of glory by the points scored.  Nothing ventured, nothing gained; if you get Bitch Shield, let em know:

“You Lose.”  (Next).

You deserve the best anyways, nature designs many a Pawn, before you encounter a Hauttie.  It’s genetics, MeThinks; hotter women are generally more “energetically charged” than moaning-pleb-gened females.

Treu.

Bachelor Chronicles

I offer the “Bachelor Chronicles” as a few pointers of mentorship for men willing to take on and grapple with this pussified, women deifying, ass backwards western cultural age.

“Burp!”  (silence)

“Girl, where’s my bologna sandwich and PBR!!!”  -BRA

I was thinking about it, about the blur of women I have known, know, and still manage to get on and along with.

I said, shit, think of the accumulation of knowledge in your red-blooded skull.

So, henceforth, any such blurb header shall be dedicated to the “in the field” hunting of women.

I will offer two gems on this day SINCE the best holidays are around the calendar corner: 1) New Years and Valentines.  Generosity post-Turkey Day.

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1) Holidays and Ceremonies: don’t be grin fucked by atrocious PC chatter, it’s absolute heresy to accept that any Bachelor should play nice guy or dumb shit drunk on Holidays.  These are the times of year when women are forced to confront their families and social circles.  If not married, they generally suffer self confidence issues as, inevitably, neurosis complexes gain ground: this is prime time to strike since the females are highly vulnerable to suggestion and, in particular, manipulation.

E.g.) Valentine’s Day IS, I repeat IS, a high probability pick up and pump down holidays.  Women feel guilty as hell if they’re single, or become blindly irrational if in any manner of relationship has been running its course.  It’s gossip mill if they cheat on their doting, pussy-whipped, boy toy; a fembot conquest, if you will.

I.e.) Le Bachelor can insult targets on these days, yet still earn a one-nighter with little effort.

New Year’s is solid too, but don’t get shit faced, fuck face!

Weddings, funerals and any non-profit function carries the same working presumptions.  But some manner of happy face is likely requisite, which does diminish “being the man” character traits (which are key to closing the deal in short order).

2) Wing Men and Pawns:

i) A trusted wingman always know.  You shoot the shits, but get to tasks in the field, and as you succeed, you hold no resentment, only the trophy-memories scored.  Some customs to follow:

1) Never override nor undermine wing men (Brothers).  Never.  Not during openers, comfort building, or time bridges (one of you is bouncing out of necessity or choice)

2) Always bolster campaign on one another’s behalf during said periodic bounces.

3) Always ridicule your Wingman “post-game” (healthy rivalry), BUT NEVER MEAN IT (if you do, rotate out Wing Men).

ii) I naturally start a campaign off with Pawns (women I have no interest in). I obtain their trust easily, as I’m a reliable guy (with ulterior motives), who is willing to act out and put on a show; NOTE, NOT belligerently or in bellicose fashion!

E.g. The Belvedere Hotel (Sunset Blvd.) is a Hollywood hush… to the 99%.  It’s no “secret” to “locals.”  Solid Wingship evolved into a pawn, facilitating segue to plush couch.  There, two 9.5′s kiddy-cornered (no Michael Jackson).  “I’ve gotta say hi” (bull shit to Pawn), turns into BRA benefiting from pleasing touches and footsies with two hautties, models; concurrently, The Entourage Jeremy Piven corners at our 90 (mingling) continues.  Meets and Greets as equals, this is a typical maneuver, status into promo into closing, then Panty Dropping Bounce (trademarked).

Wingman now 30 minutes onto his own campaign, you see how this works.  True Story.  Oh, and, no, I’m not that much of a team player if  you get the drift.

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If any of this assists you during ruts, apathy or pussification, then ply said concepts immediately, with reckless and wanton abandon, except for lawfully accepted bounds of civility.

The best time is now.

Keep the eyes out:

Bachelor Chronicles