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An All Around Gluttonous Day

Fat thieves made way with billions of dollars today, stolen from the bullshit brokerage accounts of misguided shorts. Because we were overdue a strong drubbing, the market soared higher, leveling the playing field and then cratering the shorts into the lower mantle. Read the tea leaves, Jack, or stop offering advice for a living.

DICK GUILLOTINE

I only poke fun at Mr. #Timestamp because I find him and his crew of misfits to be stupid. If I respected his market calls, I’d leave him alone. I don’t like fucktards who claim to be “new Wall Street” or “out of the mainstream” and then show their big stupid mugs on CNBC, opportunistically whoring themselves for dollars.

That’s why the only blogger I respect is Tyler from Zerohedge. That fucker literally doesn’t give a fuck and would rather be caught dead, than host a CNBC soap opera. “The Fly” doesn’t do big media; he does big coin.

For the day, I captured 2%. Everything was up and I found no need to churn. Fully invested, with the market ripping, means you shut the fuck up and accept the win, graciously, with decorum–tip of the hat.

Cordially, I accept today’s multi-million dollar windfall. From here, it can only get better, right? Nothing stops this cocaine train from stopping, not even cliffs. This fucker has wings.

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16 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    “Train kept a rollin’, all night long.”

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  2. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    The Dick Guillotines will have to work the graveyard shift tonight. Google it. A Fly original.

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  3. Master of the Flying Guillotine
    Master of the Flying Guillotine

    #TIMESHOMP

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  4. 4yoursuccess

    What about Lindzon? Just curious.

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  5. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Jack said to tell you it’s “leaves” not “laves.”

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  6. Keith

    My YTD stands at -2% but on a risk adjusted basis I’m up 40%.

    Much better than the Fly’s YTD.

    That’s why I get paid the big bucks.

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  7. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    Gluttony is good.

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  8. No One

    Enjoy it while it lasts

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  9. jake

    For real, who the fuck is Mr. #Timestamp? Fly’s made 3 references….can someone help

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  10. km

    I’m gonna #timestomp Mr Fly back into the stone ages without the benefit of a time machine if he makes one more crack my way played hockey, chump .. ever get blindsided into the boards? keep it up

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  11. moolahheaven

    That picture is hilarious, did you re-position the cutter?

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