That’s it, I am done with investing for 2008 (blatant lie). I simply can’t stand it anymore.
This tape is 100% untradeable (more lies, I am up today). Here I am, trying to figure out this market, then BAM, some guy walks into my office and throws a fucking watermelon at me (another lie). I stood, with a hammer in hand, covered in black seeds, and chased him down the hallway. But he got away (all a mirage).
It looked like some sort of elaborate (delusion) scheme to get “The Fly” off his game. Let me inform you tricksters, “The Fly” can never be stopped, handled or even slowed down (I slept in the day after Thanksgiving).
As for this market:
I should just buy a couple million shares of MVIS (fat chance), going into CES. You know that fucker, Tokman, is going to get all “jiggy with it,” unveiling new devices and shit.
Also, let me tell you, oil is all the rage, here in Dubai (another lie). As you know, Plutonium Petey has an office on the 110th floor, in the “Dubai Space Needle” (ridiculous), where he trades like space alien magician. He is treated like a King in Dubai, mainly because he punches off everyone’s mustachios (never happened).
Okay, it’s time to go eat a sandwich of some sorts (true). My positions are all over the place, but my wins in gold, via ABX, are especially pleasing—since many of you liars were against it. Whatever is occurring in the minds of people who buy t-bills is disturbing, let me tell you. My small TBT position is being ransacked and there is no sheriff in town to help save it.
Finally, at these levels, it appears the market will asshole dip bounce. I might buy more FAS and UYM, in order to get the monkeys off my back.
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