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End of the Quarter Chicanery

Bill Miller from LM is down 13.5% year to date. Aside from Bill, there are a lot of dumb men, who manage billions of dollars, down double digits for 2009. The trapped rats who manage billions will try to juice the market today, in order to avoid massive redemptions. However, whether you are up 15% or down 15%, money is being withdrawn from hedge funds, as investors say “fuck this shit,” take their ball and go home.

Sure, we can have a little fun, gunning bear market rallies, making believe nothing is amiss. But we’d just be lying to ourselves.

None of the steel or aluminum makers will make money in 2009, due to depressed metal prices. You already know about cranes and oil rigs. In short, there is not much to bet on, with any real confidence. Everything is a fucking trade—nothing matters. Trade your dog you fucking animals.

With my money, thus far, I’ve done nothing. I am mostly cash, with positions in FAZ, SRS, TLT and SCO. Most likely, I will allocate more cash, within an hour or so. Once again, I have meetings to attend and will be leaving early today.

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20 comments

  1. kidstock

    The Fly is God

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  2. Prospectus

    The Fly is dog

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  3. Cash-N-Guns

    financials getting a bid…forthcoming news on accounting adjustments…buy the rumor..

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  4. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

    breaking new highs, seeing if this holds, if so target is friday’s support

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  5. Anton Cigur

    Fuck you. The dog stays, you fucking insect.

    Long dogs.

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  6. kidstock

    Taking the other side…long X @ 21.17

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  7. isay

    Hey Fly
    What is your average in srs and faz. or are you still buying. When does the fuckn shoe drop??? I can really help my average right now! I may add on any second.

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  8. Fly Leech

    The Fly is odogodogodo or ogiedogie.

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  9. T MOE

    Donny dooche bag sucks Obama cock

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  10. buttons

    FAS position taken yesterday lookin shweeet – Meredith just blessed it…yipeee…do not be short banks going into earnings….

    On another board, I was chided yesterday for my purchase at 4.81. So much for the pros….

    so who bought FITB besides me?

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  11. Cash-N-Guns

    someone should bitch slap Donny gay dickhead with his stupid fucking suspenders….idiot..trust fund baby

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  12. Stop talking your book fly. I just saw a bear head going flying by my window. I smell bear blooddd

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  13. j

    is this the bear you saw fly past your window, Anon?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raUDcRUtsEU

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  14. PRICERUNNER

    You people drive me nuts. It is ok to use the FLY for some stock picks ETC but in a Bear market anything can happen at any time. If you don’t know how to play the game don’t play or blame the FLY for your fuck ups. The FLY moves so fast to cover his ass he doesn’t have time to hold your hands all the time. Well not all people drive me nuts on this site some are good traders but the people looking for a free ride are lost in space.

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  15. Razncane

    ‘Once again, I have meetings to attend and will be leaving early today.’

    Meetings with CNBC and Comedy Central. Fly replacing both Jihm Cramer and Jon Stewart

    You go Fly!

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  16. JohN

    “Once again, I have meetings to attend and will be leaving early today.”

    Fly is planning a hostile takeover on GE’s media division so he can personally kick all those assholes at CNBC down assorted idle manholes. Then it’ll be 24 hour Fly TV where he interviews CEO’s then kicks them down a very long flight of stairs at the end of every interview.
    personally I can’t wait!

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  17. Aris

    buttons, was meredith on tv actually saying positive things about banks, or was it the usual stuff?

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  18. buttons

    I understand she said don’t be short banks here going into earnings -I did not hear her directly …sorry..but I wouldn’t touch FAZ with a ten foot pole and staying long FAS…good luck…

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  19. Richy

    Looks like end of day PPT action…
    “Plunge Perfection Team”

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  20. buttons

    donny douchebag – Geez, what does Tyler see in this guy? He’s got more lives than a damn cat – the big idea had like the worst eyeballs for any show on cnbc..now they gave him another show The Entrepreneurs…yikes…he went from ad jerk to media jerk – looks like larry king wannabe with those stupid 80’s suspenders…he had everything handed to him on the old silver platter..his hand me down from daddy ad agency in LA was a joke -pathetic attempt at a hipster hangar type building…but it was like in a Home Depot building…lol..sure was no Chiat Day…now that was a cool place to work…

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