Once upon a time, I woke up to sunshine in my eyes and an automatic sense to euphoria. I had just turned my life around, from zero to hero in a matter of 3 months, landing some pretty big accounts and benefiting from the seemingly endless rally on Wall Street, thanks to internet stocks.
I was way ahead of everyone else, early to invest, knowing full well the potential power of the internet and how it would affect commerce. I was positioned in all sorts of gems, from BCST to AMER to MSPG to ELNK to BYND to ONSL to GCTY to motherfucking ATHM.
I could not be stopped, only contained.
I was new to the business and had the energy of a fucking coked up monkey, running sideways throughout the streets of Manhattan. I took accounts from 250k to 1 million inside a few months. Times were great and everyone knew it.
Lunch consisted of oversized 2 1/2 inch cowboy cut ribeyes, cooked medium rare, heavily salted, lightly peppered. I had my own office; so naturally we got drunk. After work, we’d just throw money around, buying drinks for everyone, feasting like Kings.
Life was easy back then, at least until the market crashed. Back at the firm, brokers would just hang around, bragging about their market exploits, each story more ridiculous than the prior. Even sales assistants were making 6 figures, due to the impressive production runs coming from the brokers.
Let’s not forget all the times we’d send the lowly coldcallers out on Starbuck runs.
Gleefully, clients would come to the firm, impressed with everything they saw, almost honored to be in the presence of such Godly managers of money, who made them rich.
The market was so bullish and so easy to trade, nearly everyone I knew was invested, even my barber. People would just hang around the television and wait for Joe Kernen (CNBC) to highlight some “hot stocks,” then bid them up into the close. Everyone knew the gains were unsustainable. However, there were so many overzealous internet analysts (Blodget), who helped keep the parade going, people thought the market would go up forever, spearheaded by “the new economy.”
That fucker(Blodget) made me so much money with his AMZN call, I would kiss him, in a very non-gay way, if I ever met him.
I was into buying watches and diamond studded cuff links. Naturally, all of my work attire was tailor made, and my shoes were egregious, always shined.
Those were the days, 10 years to the day, when America was proud of itself and innovation made the market run.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGa52pQ-z4E 450 300]NOTE: Here is a news article, penned a decade ago, highlighting how much we (Americans) kicked ass.
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