Angelo Mozilo, CEO, CountryWide FinancialÂComments »
This is not breaking news, but an expression of joy—considering the “homo hammer” of hell has smashed the teeth out of bullish folk.
Keep in mind, “The Fly” wins—all the time. He may go through periods of minimal returns or even purposeful losses. However, at the end of the day: he wins.
With my money, I am sticking to my death and destruction guns of joy and buying more [[SMN]].
While it’s true, there is a shot we can rally on Monday, I think not.
Instead, on the backs of egregious 10-k’s, I will take profits on my numerous short positions at more advantageous levels, enabling “The Fly” to expand his influence across the internet.
As you know, “The Fly” is the “God-King” of the internet, ruler over third tier bloggers (every blog aside from mine is third tier, fyi).Comments »
The new CNBC rumor that the [[ABK]] deal “hit a snag” is a fucking lie. The cocksucking banks have already committed the capital and will be finalizing the deal, shortly. Over the last two weeks, with the friendly help of Gasparino, the consortium successfully propped up the share prices of both ABK and [[MBI]], through a myriad of leaks.
However, since the news became stale, I believe they disseminated some misinformation today, in order to surprise everyone later. In other words, in order to have a maximum effect on the market, they need the element of surprise.
Now that people are somewhat worried about the deal getting done, once it’s announced, they will be “Santa Claus happy” and run the shares higher. If you look closely, smart money sees through this charade, with ABK‘s shares higher on the day.
Also, big bad Warren Buffett will be on CNBC for 3 hours on Monday.
If you have decent profits on new short positions, it may be wise to pare them down a little, in order to give yourself some capital reserves—should we gap higher on old news.Comments »
Being heavily short, I’d like to celebrate today’s decline by kicking some old dude down and idle manhole. But I won’t.
For the most part, my short positions are at or near cost basis, disabling “The Fly” from participating in egregious unwarranted celebratory actions.
On the day, thus far, I’m up a yatch full of coin, as [[SKF]], [[SMN]] and [[SRS]] print higher. Also, it looks as if Mother Lehman is finally about to die.
Long story short, we are in a tight trading range. with a downward bias. Anticipate, over the next two weeks, many 10-k’s to be filed, with all sorts of market jarring disclosures.
Top pick: SRSComments »
Apparently, the [[ABK]] “deal” has hit a “snag,” according to CNBC’s Gasparino.
In other news, with futures down nicely this morning, it appears “The Fly” is well on his way to advancing to round two of the Final Four Mad Stocks Contest.
Did any of you really think I’d lose?
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Today, you got a small preview of what a good 10-k, authored by a very cautious auditor, can do for a stock price: [[TMA]].
This is the reason why you read the blog of a “space alien magician,” and not some queer Dinosaur’s —with a fake office (plastic palm tree and all).
The banks will get hit, on disclosures reported in their 10-k’s. Watch and learn.
Aside from that, today was a great day for the bulls. Frankly, I’m shocked the market wasn’t down more, considering the homo data.
As you know, inflation is out of control, yet Bernanke is a fucking loose cannon, lowering rates to rescue banks. In all fairness, some of you bloggers need to quit blaming Bernanke for all of the markets problems. He didn’t make Joey Bag-o-Donuts take out a teaser rate mortgage and leverage up to buy 10 investment homes.
His candor (Bernanke) is refreshing.
Finally, I’m appalled that commodity related stocks will-not-die. For now, I like [[SRS]], [[SKF]], [[UDN]], [[DJP]], [[GLD]] and [[WBD]] for short and intermediate term trades.
NOTE: Fuck [[WM]] and [[LEH]] too.
UPDATE: [[DECK]] is tanking on great earnings. Which reminds me of the famous quote: “The Fly always wins, even when he appears to be losing, badly.”Comments »
I bought 1,000 [[SMN]] @ $36.68.
Disclaimer: If you buy SMN because of this post, Gasparino will punch your lights out. And, you may lose money.Comments »