You little trollops think you are bearish? I can be the biggest bearish prick the world has ever seen.
I will dress up in suits made from 100% burlap, go on CNBC, and tell Bob Pisani “you’re gonna be out of a job soon, pal,” since the market will be closing the fuck down soon, until the revolution ends. That’s right, fuck your necklines and moving averages. I am talking full blown cataclysm. The type of market that makes you cry in the shower, like a little bitch.
As for you low-end stock brokers/money managers:
You will be sweeping the leaves out of my driveway, come October. I will hire many of you to carve happy faces in giant pumpkins, while letting the kids throw eggs at you from the rooftops.
Understand something, “The Fly” does not lose, even when he is, well, losing. It’s all just a temporary way station, until the destination of complete and supreme victory is reached. I can dig myself into the deepest murderhole and claw my way back, with nothing more than a toothpick. I am what you endeavor to become, with regards to money management acumen and litterbug proclivities (think neighbors lawn).
As for you third tier bloggers, busy like little bees, drumming up soap operas, keep up the good work; it serves as great material for my asinine twitter account.
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Burning garbage in the backyard with a bottle of maddawg bearish.
The burlap itches.
My nipples are raw.
Fly “coming out with a toothpick” reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRwOc4D5oc
I’m going with Woodshedder here
maybe you should stop hiring children to regurgitate message board momo stocks as excellent chart setups; and hire said souls to carve the pumpkins. unfortunately, the a fore mentioned blather on about rather useful technical ideals, however engage in totally momentum driven trades with no use whatsoever for t/a. all said, where do i sign up to receive a personalized list of bookmarks to momo trading boards such as thelion.com? i’d be willing to pay ‘thousands’, thanks;)
Drivel. Absolute drivel.
my thoughts personified, from my posts expressed perspective.
Your grammar is an abomination.
no kidding? i drive a viper, so there.
Yes, but can you read the street signs? The first comment would have to go in the hall of fame for shocking grammar.
Vipers are the “high end” sports cars for guys that can’t afford them.
The second one ain’t much better. Why the fuck can’t people SAY WHAT THEY MEAN?
“Momo” his HOMO ass.
Fly,
I keep forgetting when you are joking around and when you are serious. May I suggest a color coded mood alert system next to each blog entry?
fuck off
I suggest you go look up the meaning of the word “irony”.
You seem to have sarcasm, a bit too much.
Fly , you are losing it…of course you made 200% so far this year…
losing what, exactly?
Prior to posting, you need to make sure the sentence is coherent.
coherent you say?…“The Fly” does not lose, even when he is, well, losing “Great post!!
I made over 200% YTD so far.
I made over 650% YTD so far.
If mom and pop see that 401K statement go even lower than last October, game over.
for those yet to don their 100% Burlap suits (awesome imagery btw), some late night Citigroup thangs:
Amgen Inc (AMGN) reit Buy, raise target to $69 from $61
Positive Copper Outlook, Upgrading FCX to Buy and PCU to Hold (FCX target to $58, PCU target to $22 )
“Preferring FCX over PCU — We recommend FCX over PCU for investors looking for copper exposure. Factors include: higher exposure to gold cushioning near-term downside and greater likelihood of an M&A catalyst. ”
and thoseAl Qaeda fu((kers are at it again:
http://www.debka.com/headline.php?hid=6169
That will be the shortest hijacking in history. They may blow a plane up, but any hijacking attempt will result in a swift ass kicking.
I’m deleting IBC from my bookmarks and am going to block access to it, its clouding my judgment which in turn is costing me a lot of money. I would have cashed out weeks ago were it not for FLY’s incessant bullishness. Farewell all.
The “internets” make it fun..but you’re right ,never trust anyone , Actually Fly is good at that, his recommendations come with the full caveats
How ungrateful. 🙁
For you, Fly.
http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2009/07/08/moustaches-will-be-punched-off/
Breaking WSJ * Google is preparing to launch an operating system for PCs in a direct challenge to Microsoft.
and meaning, quite possibly, that they’ve (GOOG) jumped the shark.
point taken
Now you fuckers are blaming me for your bad trades?
Asshole, I am not your advisor. This site is for entertainment only. Watch one man fight his way thru the fuckery
@Adios — See ya. don’t let the door hit you on the ass….I FUCKING LOVE THIS BLOG!!!
Take responsibility for your own trades.
Amen to that.
Amen to that Amen
dum ass trader even knows that.
ODFL maintaining consistent uptrend and not breaking down. Why not? Who knows.
Fly and CA,
You’re absolutely correct. I would never make a money decision solely on the advice of another.
After all it’s my money. However, the entertainment is exceptional and quiet often the thinking on this site is exceptional.
Worst of all, how could the opinions of others cloud ones judgement. And even if you’re pooling different points of view, doesn’t everyone know that in the final analysis, the burden for a decision is yours alone.
As such, this site has high value to those of us trying to make profitable trades.
if the Fly goes short its time for the rest of us to go long muahahahaaaaa.
The Market will go up today with a good bounce up if not be up all day. BUT, this may be the last day to cash in your Longs and go short. Don’t know if the market can mustard two or three up days before it falls “significantly” . But at least the market wil be up today. Probably allot of selling at the end of the day,
On what do you base this assessment, Dipshitz? Your “market feel”?
Market’s heading down as people take bets off the table before the 2nd quarter earnings. That’s about the story of it.
Was there ever a good chance we would correct 10-15% from the recent top? Is the pope a catholic?
The economy is slowly mending, that’s how I see it at least.
UNG out of new shares and needs to wait for SEC approval.
I didn’t realize it held almost 19% of the open interest in Aug. futs plus a ton of nat gas swaps.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aBs7t3LFX2Z0
so would Mr. Fly be kind enough to discuss a buy/sell/hold on UNG ?
thx
For you great stock predictors. If you look at Historical data on what causes the Market to move you will find that 37% is from unknown factors; 31%from market/economy; 20%from stock name; 12% from Sector. OK lets take the ranges for Market 1 to 66% and unknown 13 to 72%. This is why you need the use MATR stop losses. You also have to learn that you don’t know shit! Reading missinformation all day is so fucking stupid. A good stock trader can shoot darts at the WSJ and still make money. Most you people drive me nuts!!!!!
Rick Santelli just mentioned Fly.
He said “Bozo”.
An obvious reference to Bozo The Ball Breaker..
ahhhaahahahahahahaa wow awesome post
the dow is going negative… that’s right, I know it’s not supposedly possible…
But naked shorts will be allowed as the markets falling near 30 as some joke…
People will borrow all the shares that exist and ones that don’t, and you would have to PAY people to buy stock!
I can be the biggest bearish prick the world has ever seen.
Danny:
Thanks for the Walk $treet Week video on front page. I used to watch it every week.
I even met Lou once in 2001 when he had moved to CNBC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFn1G2goDQw
Crude is bleeding out this morning. If you’re looking to short the market today, you may wish to do so before this afternoon. If oil continues sharply downward this bounce will be short lived.
More importantly, does anyone actually listen to the IMF?
Going negative soon ladies…S&P will break support today. My top pick is JAVA for a cool 3.2% return in ~2 months.
GLW is a turd. A one-quarter uptick in business purely due to inventory correction and you guys pile in like pikers. Pretty hilarious.
crash-tards…fucked again….at least for the short term
fucked by what? this measly attempt to defend the 200 day on the S&P? But I guess after the asspounding your homo ass has taken lately, this counts as a “win” for you.
calm down and go eat a triscuit with mustard people…..
Interesting that the SPY is still holding right there on that 200 moving avg. The golden cross rally is still VERY much a possibility.
dijon mustard perhaps…no fucking mustard seeds allowed…
You guys see this shit on Lenny Dykstra!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/08/bankrupt-lenny-dykstra-owes-tmz-an-apology/
Former New York Met Lenny Dykstra is officially broke — he just filed for bankruptcy — so he owes the TMZ staffer he called a “f***ing drama queen” last month an apology.
Dykstra, who just filed for Chapter 11 in California, went ballistic when we called to ask if his $400,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom had been repossessed. We had a photo of the car being towed — so it’s not like the question came out of left field.
Since Lenny is currently facing multiple lawsuits, home foreclosure and divorce — his lawyer explained the filing to the New York Daily News by saying it was a move to “shield his property from a host of meritless claims.”
Lenny needs to take whatever cash he has and buy a home in Fl. for his Homestead.
Probably too late.
The is no $$ limit on Homestead exemption in Fl. under the Bankruptcy Code and that is why all of the crooks buy big homes in Palm Beach County.
Agreed I would be buying a house there as soon as I made my first million a season so I could not fuck it all up.
$50K in assets and $50M in debt …. way to go Lenny, should have stuck with that dumbass broker that prompted you to educate yourself on the financial markets.
KRE (small regional bank) etf looking good.
Stay away from the big banks.
As is OIH which is up notwithstanding crude drop. Thanks to BHI,SLB.
Daytrading here.
fly listen to this — “fart sound”
this is shit, everything is fucking un-tradeable. the market is so fucking tense the dow moves a point and the currencies panic.
And stocks are tense too.
J…yes the mkt is goat shit lately….should have played golf the last 2 weeks
dip buyers start dipping, this is your day don’t you know…..