Fly’s New Price Target For Oil: $2,000 per barrel

Viz.

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Make yourself known, by hook or crook.

Class dismissed.

NOTE: Tomorrow’s lesson will be detailed.

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You cannot stop this market. You can only hope to contain it.

The bears have been eliminated from play, mainly due to the bulls ripping out their tonsils and kicking them down open manholes.

Much to my chagrin, the banks charged higher, late in the day, spearheaded by the ‘tards at [[LEH]].

I have a bunch of trading long positions working, mainly in oil/gas. However, I will probably dump them soon.

By the way, [[BX]] is on fire.

It makes little sense to think, when investing in this market. All you need to know is, bears are losers, who have little selling power. All of the real money is on the long side—bidding shit up while doing lines of blow.

[[MVIS]] gapped up, but will fail to break $4.

Finally, “The Fly” has a lot of fucking things to do and has little time to speak to fucktards from the internet. Just know, I like [[VSE]] here, because it makes no sense. And, I fear the psychopath run in Chinese related names will cap off this market, like an egregious snitch in prison.

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Fuck the banks.

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I bought 5,000 [[SKS]] @ $14.26.

Disclaimer: If you buy SKS because of this post, someone will throw a cup of scolding hot coffee on your neck. And, you may lose money.

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I’ll have you know, “The Fly” is embarrassed to be seen inside, or around the perimeter, of Dunk’ Donuts coffee shoppes [sic]. Don’t get me wrong, the coffee is acceptable. However, it is not gourmet. The main detriment to Dunkin’ is the amount of blue collar workers who visit, for a quick “Joe and some donuts.”

I just got back from Dunkin’ (I went in a disguise) and there were two sanitation workers and one construction worker on line, waiting for “some fucking cups of coffee, over here.” As you know, I despise construction workers and their stupid fucking hammers.

Before I die, I will be sure to take a commercial construction job, just so that I could knock the whole fucking building down.

My point: sanitation workers are assholes. Growing up, I knew a kid (Timmy), who’s Dad was a sanitation worker. Let me tell you, poor Timmy’s house was filled with garbage that his Dad thought “was brand fucking new, over here.” His television was straight out of the trash. Trying to watch it was impossible—since it operated on rabbit antenna’s and only received 3 channels.

Quite egregious, if you ask me.

I noticed someone mentioned “The Trump Top,” in oil. I can go for that. That man vexes me, with his bankrupt ways.

As I write, the market is going through a rotation, out of energy and into tech, yet again. The semis appear to be a major beneficiary of this new/dumb money.

For a trade, go ahead, get drunk and play a few—with your life insurance money. However, just know, the only reason why the semis are running is because they “appear” to be cheap.

They are not. They blow.

[[MVIS]] is on fire. Lots of rumors running rampant about the company releasing the names of some of their partners. I am not falling for that line of crap, anymore. However, I will tell you, lots of “The Fly’s” friends are buying busloads of the stock.

Finally, beware of the China top. All of the Chinese lotto tickets are mauling the bears here. This cannot and will not last for too much longer.

NOTE: On the back of great earnings from [[TIF]], I like [[SKS]] here.

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I sold 2,000 [[IOC]] @ $29.10.

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You cannot stop this “non-inflationary” bull run. It’s on some sort of new version of crack, where all of the addicts dump their life savings into stocks that never go down, like [[X]].

Later on this afternoon, “The Fly” will being knocking the dentures out of old men. As you know, the majority of old men are bearshitters, always mad at the world and trying to fuck up parties and shit. I’m sick of these bearshitters and their lack of gumption.

On the bright side, oil is gapping higher today, as people of America embrace the notion that $400 oil is possible—and entirely welcome. With my money, I own [[NOV]], [[RIG]], [[IOC]], [[OMNI]] and [[CLNE]].

In addition, gold is on fire, thanks to the “shittyness” of the U.S. dollar. Quite honestly, with the utmost frankness, I’ve been dumping dollars for euros, before it was popular.

Fucking Chinese stocks are going “caveman crazy,” as people somehow think 20,000 dead is a good catalyst to get long stocks. Right now, [[KUN]], [[RCH]], [[CHDX]], [[VISN]], [[VIT]] and [[FUQI]] are leading the God forsaken way.

Just give me the fucking keys to Zion already. I feel like that agent from the Matrix, who was repulsed by the existence of humans, trying to kill all of the smelly humans.

The stench of this market is so great and so intoxicating, I have resumed throwing calculators (I bought a box) at my trader/servant—until it goes down.

Right now, my top pick is [[SKF]], with [[FXP]] running a close second.

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[[FXP]] will sprint higher tomorrow, mind you. I said “sprint.”

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: For Met fans:

FIRE WILLIE NOW T-SHIRTS.

UPDATE II: The prisoner “Boomer” has been released.

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