Fly Sells: CRZO, ANR

I sold out of both for 5% wins.

I am now 60% cash.

Chess and I told you to get long the semis in July. At that time, the market was in the tank and no one wanted semis. Well, inside 12631, Chess has been pounding his African jungle drums on SOXL for a week, much to his subscribers delight. The PPT really likes SMTC here, as it tends to shoot higher following an OVERSOLD signal. Last signal was registered on 7/19. I want to buy it. Believe me, I really, really do. However, if I start buying one stock here, another there, I’ll be knee deep tech in no time at all. When you buy “just one more stock”, it’s like taking a gateway drug. It only leads to more consumption.

I am opting to miss out, even though I feel like taking out my guns to shoot bearshitters in the face.

Other stocks of interest to me are HSFT (small burrito with large short interest) and SFSF (big call volume registered today).

The essence of this blog is to enlighten you of the winship taking place inside 12631. Yes, it’s a premium service and yes you need to be a PPT sub in order to gain the right to subscribe to 12631. Just like other forms of industry, people should be paid for things they do well. Chess and RC do a first class job inside of “The Pelican Room.” Fellow members of The PPT should give them a shot.

Into the bell, I am selling more.

I want to buy TLT, but not yet. Hell, I want to buy a lot of stuff; but I remain stoic in my unparalleled discipline. In the meantime, I am looking for a minor pullback, something that will send people into mini-panic mode again. My current cash position is about 40%. I will bring it up to about 50-60%, until I get my prices.

However, this is not the time to get all aggressive, and shit. If you go long with conviction here, mark my words, you will get clown raped, tossed into a carnivale cannon and fired into outerspace.

Go do some cocaine or heroin shots, or whatever the fuck you enjoy doing.

As for “The Fly”, he will simply be SHOMPing around, zipping around NYC in his fucking space rocket, abducting farmers in Kansas—things of that nature. It’s hot as fuck in NYC today. Good thing I work for myself and don’t have to punch a slave clock, like most of you. If you want to get out of the cabin class, you’re gonna have to start listening to my rants, whether you like it or not.

A great man once said “I don’t have the secrets to success, I have the recipe.”

This tape is tailor made for me: predictable, yet ambiguous, moves, vacillating between easily identifiable ranges.

I sold out of my FAS calls and common, for a 70%+ gains, as well as CRZO. I didn’t sell my CRZO common, as I tend to do things in increments. With today’s sales, I upped my cash horde to about 40%. And, into the bell, I started a small position in TZA, via Aug 33 calls. I intend to buy more into strength.

For the day, I was up 1.3%, upping my gains to mid 16%. I made my coin and now it’s time for me to unwind, relax poolside, get ready for my mid-August vacation in the Carribean.

At the present, I am still long plenty of DECK + calls, ANR, GSVC, VCLK, CRZO and BPFH. With regards to GSVC, I’ve decided to hold the stock, no matter what, for an undetermined period of time. I’m going WNR/FTK on the stock, due to my belief that this is a must own stock, regardless of market forces.

I sold my GORO position.

And, I kicked out my FAS position, with calls, and sold out of CRZO calls, but kept calls.

For all of you who held firm during the unending negative news flow, I tip my top hat to you and yours.

Rejoice in this victory and feel free to toss homeless men down idle manholes. You deserve everything the world has to offer, because you are better than thy neighbor. Do not concern yourself with the opinions of those who are without coin. They might have good intentions; but jealousy lurks in the shallow waters of their psyche. Try to surround yourself with successful people, for they are able to understand your plight of winshippery.

With that in mind, as my FAS calls move past the +70% intra-day gain point, I bid you a good day.

See you at the bell.

My FAS calls are up over 50% today, with my DECK and CRZO calls not too far behind. What you are witnessing here today is a sublime harmony in mathematical precision, some of you call it SHOMP. This is not an accident or coincidence, folks. This is what I do.

The news is not relevant to me, just price action. As of yesterday, I was 70% long, my highest weighting in weeks. I intend to hold that weighting until we are OVERBOUGHT. The banks are leading and that is very important. Aside from FAS, I like BPFH. Go read the company profile of BPFH and then you shall understand why it is the perfect Obama bank stock, AND MORE.

At this pace, my gains are sure to eclipse 20%, year to date, soon. It feels like just yesterday when I was down 8%, promising the world a “Great Spectacular”, in which I intended to reverse said losses for green. Needless to say, I am now deep in the black.

You shouldn’t sell into this rally, in my opinion. The banks have 2-3 days of further upside. Let the summer winds work in your favour [sic], warming the sentiments of the coldest and most ardent of bears. Once that happens, we will sell to them and celebrate like Kings.

I found the epic post where a reader named CAP vowed to suck his own cock, should the market reverse higher. I remember it vividly, as the market went from deep in the hole to green. Since then, others readers made fun of him for years, until his slinked into the oblivion.

Where is CAP and where is DEVILDOG?

Might I add, DEVILDOG once promised to EAT his cock if the market went above 8,900. I presume he is now cockless.

DEVILDOG Says:

I notice that pig cnbc maria has been doing a lot of stuttering lately. Did she catch that affliction by sucking paulson’s dick?

No she got that afflication sucking mine. Did you really think I was going to polish my own knob.

Ok here goes. If the Dow closes this week above 8900, I will EAT MY COCK. Yes there you heard it. Chop it off with a butchers knife, Cut it into pieces, fry it with some seasoning and a little salt and proceed it to eat it with a steak knife and a fork.

EPIC CAP THREAD #1

EPIC CAP THREAD and POST #2

Finally, for your reading pleasure.

Fuck you guys. I’ve been banging out hits for you ingrates since 2006. All the while, every step of the way, you fight me. Like a small baboon retarded child, you attempt to chastise me in the comments section and/or leave financial advice. The things that you say here, without a doubt, would result in serious facial rearrangement in real life. While it’s true, although I blog like the fucking wind under a pen name, this is who I am. I never pull punches and I am always forthright.

Throughout the years, the characters have changed, as some readers die off and others stumble in from lesser confines. But the pattern is identical. Human nature is to be vile, invidious and outright immoral. You may believe this is a simple website with a nonchalant group of writers. While some here are less dedicated than others, this means more to me than your pigeon sized brain could ever fathom. What I do here, as well as others, cannot be duplicated. Everyone wants to be their own man; I certainly respect that sentiment. However, I can tell you with the utmost certainty, being in the business of professional money management for over 14 years, I have no rivals. I’ve been gifted with the ability to bank coin since young and I share this talent with all of you dicksuckers here, for free.

What do I get in return?

Bitching and moaning and having to ban well over 700 readers on this site because you couldn’t behave like gentlemen.

When you come to iBC, you must understand there is a certain guideline of decorum that must be adhered to, else I will ban your ip from accessing the site and melt your fucking computer down with my internet laser beam. Act like men and quit trying to piss on each other, like idiots in a schoolyard.

I reduced my cash position into the bell, adding to current holdings and starting new positions in FAS and BPFH. My cash position is now down to 30%. I am fairly confident that we edge higher, led by banks and semis. Therefore, I put my money where my mouth is, AND MORE.

For the day, I was up 0.05% aka flat. GSVC bounced following yesterday’s bloodbath. And, I look forward to holding DECK into earnings, scheduled to report tomorrow.

All in all, today was a perfect consolidation day.