Fly Buys: SFLY, DMND, GSVC

I tripled my position in SFLY and added to both DMND and GSVC.

I sold out of DECK.

I am listening to the CEO of MWW and he sounds like some jerkoff I used to avoid when I lived in Brooklyn. Without a doubt, he is an idiot of the first order. I can’t believe I am caught long this stock into earnings. They missed eps and guided lower. I will most likely sell it, in order to move on.

Playing earnings can be gratifying, only if you are exactly right. I am sure NFLX longs are pleased today. But let’s face it, buying stocks ahead of earnings is gambling. I swear, listening to this guy makes me sick. “How ya doin. This is some guy ovah at Monsta and our earnings sucked cock. Nevertheless, I’m gonna make money, incrementally, as this economies gets betters. Also, we’re doin shit in Brazil and China and with governments, globally–so fuck you, okay?”

Ughhh.

Futures are up and my losses should be offset by my other positions. Maybe, just maybe, MWW is cheap enough to hold, with the hopes that someone will buy them and put this jackoff CEO out of his “fuckings miseries.”

More importantly, I have nuts to roast today, via DMDN. I am looking at a few new stocks, but would prefer to buy them AFTER a dip. I am bullish and love what the market is doing; but let’s face it, this is madness. The market will correct, as it always does. It always feels orgasmic just before death.

Remember that, fuck-face.

Gangs of baboons, roaming the streets of Wall, with erect penises in hand are running the market now. Forget about Goldman and Blackrock, it’s the baboons who are running shit now. They are fueled by POMO, Federal open market operations, much to your chagrin.

Many thought America was finished because the Greeks couldn’t pay their bills and the Italians were in too deep. The truth is, America is not back because we never went anywhere. Fuck China and their accounting scandals. We have real wealth here, undersigned by the Department of Defense (DOD), for the explicit purposes of growth. Obama was not fucking around when he told you “shit is off the hook here” with regards to the economy.

Sit back, relax, and smoke a few dozen menthol cigarettes. There’s lots of money to be made in 2012 and Le Fly is gonna lead from the front.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caz_J71yDEA&list=FLEIciWvVLqrS9jdkxpjKL9A&feature=mh_lolz

TO THE CONTRARY of what you believed would occur today, “The Fly” arrested the tape and fucking killed it. You thought all I had going for me was my nuts, via DMND. Wake the fuck up from your Mcgriddle induced coma and smell the green mountains. I am up 1.78% as you read this, SPEARHEADED by DECK, DMND, FSLR, SFLY, GSVC and SODA. I have earnings on deck with MWW and I’m scowling at you fuckers whilst eating chicken sushi atop powdered doughnuts.

Listening to my auditors droll on with prolixity about how most of you are not in compliance with iBC’s new “accredited investor” standard sapped the energy out of me.

This shit has been going on all day.

My auditors will execute 1,286 bannings today from the House of iBankCoin. Sadly, many of you, simply, aren’t qualified to read the scriptures published here.

Moving on.

I’m in buy mode for GSVC. Watch that fucker spiral higher ahead of the FBOOK ipo. Watch it go.

From time to time, I forget where I am, blogging here at iBankCoin, discussing stocks and such. After years of curating the readership through indiscriminate bannings and mistreatment of older folks, one would imagine a more sophisticated crowd might dwell here. Quite the contrary.

The vast majority of you men are of a lower order, fit for the semen infested hotels of Atlantic City, shoveling McDonlad’s fine cuisine into your fat heads.  Soda pop is the preferred beverage here at iBC, topped off with a little butter. One should not try to teach the unwashed and the arcane, for it is unbecoming of a gentleman. Therefore, I offer you 10,000 apologies and a nice warm bacon sausage mcgriddle as a gift, for gravely misjudging my audience.

You aren’t ready. You’re all too fat.

As of now, “The Fly” is drinking whiskey for breakfast, whilst gobbling down a rare steak–with his bare hands. He will be buying stocks this morning, on EXTREME MARGIN, and voting for Bob Dole this election. Over the course of today, I intend to blow up three mailboxes with m-80’s and slap nine servants with open handed slices of pizza, extra gravy. By the close of trading, I will be riding around in Manhattan, like a fucking madman, in my calash, in search of a good meal.

I will make money today, whether you like it or not. As a fact, your opinions mean absolutely nothing to me and I relish the day when you stop coming to iBC. Plainly, the working class are no longer welcomed here at iBC. I am very sorry to disinvite you, all of a sudden, but it must be done.

Starting immediately, I am having my staff form a “working group” aka “Task force unit” that will delve into the tax receipts of the readers of this site, exercising the “right to information act”. Anyone with less than 200k in annual income or net worth less than $1 million will be prohibited from viewing iBC, as it is my right to do so.

You must be an accredited investor to read iBC.

Off to punch people into idle NYC manholes.

Apple shit on shorts in haunting after-hours trading. It’s almost as if Steve Jobs came back to mudstomp shorts, one last time, before chilling out in some heavenly carrot farm. Apple derivative plays will shred bears tomorrow, equal only to the horrors of how the infamous chicken Mcnugget is fashioned.

Chickens are captured and punched in the face. Their legs are tied and beaks snapped off by line workers. Then they are shoved– alive– into filthy large “Mcnugget machines”, where they are turned into paste. The paste is collected by employees of McDonald’s, who happen to be goblins living off minimum wage, and first placed plainly into cardboard boxes, then into big plastic bags. The plastic bags are then tossed onto conveyor belts, where they gloomily travel under dimly lit halogen lamps, often flickering and pestered by vermin, then, finally, dropped into boiling water. While boiling, employees of the McDonald’s fish out the bags with grotesquely large nets, and placed onto metal tables– where other Mcdonald’s employees cut them open with knives.

MCNUGGET MACHINE

The cooked meat is rolled and hand inspected for loose feathers or pieces of beak, then sent merrily onto another conveyor belt to be breaded, “spiced” and shaped. After the meat is freeze dried and packaged, deviant truck drivers grab them and throw them violently onto trucks to be delivered to your local McDonald’s.

THAT’S WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE FUCKING SHORTS TOMORROW.

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I was +1.25% today, spearheaded by DMND and SFLY.

Okay, this BVSN crap is out of control now. Someone, somewhere, is getting rich as hell, long this thing from the comfort of some smoke filled room, decked out in mahogany walls. Have a look.

Would I short BVSN here? Hell fucking no. You know me, I rarely short anything. This thing is a runaway train and will eventually end up in a smoldering, cartoonish, wreck. But for now, this fucker is reliving the glory days of 1999, going apeshit on anyone in its way. If you missed out on the dot com bubble, have a look at that chart to understand what 500 other stocks were doing at that time, almost on a daily basis between 1998-2000.

Quick screen worth your perusal: stocks with small floats on the move higher, in an effort to catch a BVSN type of move (which is fucking impossible).

Nevertheless, notable stocks include

BONT, TEA, JVA, PATK, CPWM, LNET, WRLD, BODY, SIFY, TZOO, PKT, SUSS, NTSP, ROYL, GNOM, HGG, STRA, STMP and IPSU.

You relics have filthy minds. I was referring to my position in DMND.

Have a look.

There is no news, as far as I can see. However, the stock is absurdly cheap, regardless of whether the company runs a walnut mafia or not. With 50% of the shares sold short, DMND has room to run, in my opinion. As far as I know, there aren’t any pecan/cashew derivative spread trades gone awry.

In addition to DMND, two other of my positions popped off the lows today: FSLR and SFLY. If you take a look at the stocks I own, there is a common denominator. I am long stocks that are heavily shorted because we cannot stop going higher. The bears are on the ropes (see SHLD) and they do not want to get caught in a BVSN type of squeeze. As a bear, you need to limit your downside by covering into irrational rallies. If you try to fight the trend you will end up bankrupt before you can profit from a sell off. If I was short stocks here, thank heavens I am not, I would hedge those shorts with lots of directional long trades. There is nothing that is telling me to sell now, aside from the fact that we are overbought.

Theoretically, we should trade lower because of the overbought condition. However, we are beyond overheated, if I might say so. We are in full retard momentum mode, slicing off heads like apples, stuffing bears into meat grinders–like live chickens into Mcnugget machines.

I hereby offer you the ever ominous BLACK FLAG, sir.