I found the epic post where a reader named CAP vowed to suck his own cock, should the market reverse higher. I remember it vividly, as the market went from deep in the hole to green. Since then, others readers made fun of him for years, until his slinked into the oblivion.
Where is CAP and where is DEVILDOG?
Might I add, DEVILDOG once promised to EAT his cock if the market went above 8,900. I presume he is now cockless.
DEVILDOG Says:
I notice that pig cnbc maria has been doing a lot of stuttering lately. Did she catch that affliction by sucking paulson’s dick?
No she got that afflication sucking mine. Did you really think I was going to polish my own knob.
Ok here goes. If the Dow closes this week above 8900, I will EAT MY COCK. Yes there you heard it. Chop it off with a butchers knife, Cut it into pieces, fry it with some seasoning and a little salt and proceed it to eat it with a steak knife and a fork.
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Do these two knob gobblers still hang out at ibankcoin?
Unfortunately, NO.
Notice how cohesive and productive the comments thread was back then.
You may not eat COCK. You still SUCK COCK on stock picks. Front running PRICK.
Now THAT’S a trade that needed to be hedged. Some sort of options spread or something. Naked cock eating? Big balls.
I actually took the day off today, went to go see Potter, it was actually the best in the series imho……back blogging, Bullish…for AAPL, Yes in June of 2010 it should have NEVER gone over 287 level, if the Clam didn’t bitch slap the World with QE2 it would have stayed there. In the article I had its only resistance above that a stupid 401.ish…China Flash PMI’s dropped under 50 tonight, go ahead buy AAPL, No QE, no stimulus..the Clam really messed up everything………………………For Devildog…..little bit of a Drama Queen..but sad I didn’t get to read him. For the readers, in 2007 we were all at Stockpickr with Jim Cramer..we just moved the party over here with the Fly…same faces. BTW I am celebrating my 4th year at all of this this week, and omg I have been hanging here for now over one year just waiting for that stupid copper bubble to pop.
Bullish. Here was the article, 278 not 287..I should proof read….I still can’t believe it hit that level. http://ibankcoin.com/king_of_the_pg/2010/06/22/apple-for-my-teacher/
That quote post was actually written by CAP. He quoted DEVILDOG who only wrote “I notice that pig cnbc maria has been doing a lot of stuttering lately. Did she catch that affliction by sucking paulson’s dick?” The rest was CAP’s response to DD, including his first fileted fellatio endeavor (http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2008/10/27/douchebags/).
lol
So CAP doubled down?
Even funnier.
He went from amuse bouche to entree in less than a week.
Waiter – send this cock back to the kitchen – it’s too small
Devildog? You’re dancing over the body of Devildog? The guy who misinvested his parents’ money and drove a now repossessed TransAm?
Pull the fuck up. This is below you.
Wait a sec.
Reading your comment from the previous thread infers that YOU are CAP? DId you change your handle to hide?
Please clarify.
I take your silence as a yes.
An amazing revelation.
This would be the scoop of the year if he really is CAP
Loving these rapid fire blog entries Fly
Don’t be a fucktard.
Cigar heh? An apt phallic symbol for a self-smkoing obsession. Most curious.
Hey cap … remember this link you posted to appease the masses?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Autofellatio6.jpg
Now that’s what ya call “double jointed.”
A toast to your historic post …. “Through the lips and over the tongue, look out stomach, here it comes!”
Damn you Teahouse…now I have to have that image in my head the rest of the day….damn you!
Notice one of the top 9 in the WSOP is from C.Park, NY. The water here produces winners.
Highly calcified water a.k.a hard.
Give it some time. You’ll be administering TPNs in no time.
FUCK.CHINA
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/blogger-discovers-trio-perfectly-rendered-knockoff-apple-stores-195925037.html
lol…Got to love them. BTW China Unicom just released “their” version of a iphone which is about 75% cheaper yesterday morning. IMHO I bet that is why all the China Mobile/AAPL deal gossip was around earlier this week and last.
I write this with my “Free R.W.” shirt on right now but I find it hard to believe you want a site covered in sycophants.
I think chivo is CAP but I have no proof other than both like to suck cock
By that rationale, GW aka Cronkite is CAP.
Check out the last comment in the first thread. It looks like someone was calling for $SPX of 666 albeit in Oct 2008. A little early but if that was the intention what a fucking great call.
Mr. Partridge (AKA Russian Saylor and Mroil among other pseudonyms) made that call and we were all witness to it over on Stockpickr. To the best of my memory, it was March 9, 2009, and I remember it because that is the day my beloved grandfather, Tilly, was born and also died.
If I must say so, I actually sounded half way intelligent back then.
What has happened to me?
Amazing in SO many ways…also shows how the Fly has evolved his writing style. Become an incredibly good writer.
An awful lot of Cock Talk!
Actually, the Devil Dog target was S&P 500 to 125. Just to set the record straight DD drove a Viper and his wife… Well enough of that.
Anton, good to see you back. We could use your cattle prod on some of the jackasses that wander in here.
And whatever happened to Beaver, Wally, Eddie Haskell, Lumpy, and of course Larry Mondello?
He’s still here. But he’s more Steve the Neighbor these days.
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rvbd, got an up grade this morn,,,just sayn
Do you own this stock or are you buying at open? I’ve read that the sell off is overdone.
Fly! What do you thing of RVBD at the open? The sell off seems a bit overdone!
i bought at the close the day it droped. 31.4
should read after the close
That was yesterday!
bot 7/19
TZOO missed. -23%
clne/lng http://www.marketwire.com/press-release/cheniere-energy-and-clean-energy-fuels-reshape-us-natural-gas-market-nyse-amex-lng-1540721.htm
Fly (or anybody) have any comment on Jake’s assessment of GSVC? Is the 50% downside risk made up on the other side?
Oh wow TZOO! Looks like a really bad morning awaits for the longs in TZOO
thought i missed it @ 65…lol, this might b a buy,,,or not
Good times! Man we have had some laughs around here over the years!
Times are good when neither Muddy Waters or SeekignAlpha are smearing the stocks you own.
God i loved the Monday mornings with Devildog.
I never got any freaking gratitude for putting that idea in Fly’s head 🙂
Man, he’s an angry cockless beaver. No pun intended of course.
Unless I’m mistaken he lost all his daddy’s retirement money too and the Dad must have been old because the Dog was in Vietnam.
Thanks for the memories FLY, good times!!!
KNDI up over 8 % again today!
just got a reverse morgage,,boy is my landlord pissed!
lol.
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CVI hits new 52 week high!
Fly is God. My apologies. You were right on FAS. Still, NOTHING has been resolved.
Why up and so much?
zzz
usb, ms,,
Yup, but I counter with Greece, Spain, Italy, Portugal ready to deafult plus France and Germany pissed plus House does not want to approve gang of six bill.
Sorry, but USB and MS are not enough to justify this
zzz
lol, u r right, but i think they have some kind of deal in europe, so good or bad its movin the mkt.
On my way to work, NPR had some chick in Europe that said that everything was very quiet and they did not expect a LONG term solution. Really, Greeks don’t like to work or pay taxes, so I have no idea how can they be bailed at all, on the other hand, if they don’t work, why should they pay taxes!! 🙂
zzz
Chinese buritto stocks back in vogue!
This may be the comment of that thread, from Henry Fool:
CAP:
You gonna wash that thing first or do you prefer it all sweaty?
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