You stupid bastards have it all wrong— always have, always will. We have a 3-5% correction coming and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it. I warned you yesterday to raise cash; but you chose to margin out your accounts like a crackhead on ritalin. While it’s true, I am bullish on stocks due to the resurgence of “global growth.”It’s also true that we are due for a dip, in order to wash out the excesses aka “fuck the retail investor with a large cactus.”
Relax. The market will not swan dive; it will only dive a little. Do yourself a favor and raise some cash, then go eat a large sandwich with lots of olive oil on it. And, while you’re at it, put some sun dried tomatoes on it.
With my money, I’m into buying stuff cheap. I’ll make it a point to buy more Corinthian Colleges, Inc. [[COCO]] , SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] , Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] and Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , whenever the fuck I feel like it, or when the shadows near my favorite urinal tell me to buy with both hands.
In short, enjoy the brick umbrella, without the luxury of a helmet. Markets were not designed to let stupid fuckers like you get rich. It’s time for you to give some coin back, as a sacrifice to the stock Gods.
NOTE: You might want to avoid going short too, as the market has a tendency to rape bearshitters with great ferocity and frequency.
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