UPDATE: Look who’s on fucking fire.
As I type this message, from the luxury of my oversized mahogany desk, I am reminded of an old saying: “bet against “The Fly” and get your marbles bit off by a pack of rabid pitbulls.” Pardon the expression, but the fucking pussies over at iPhoneland are getting the stuffing kicked out of them by none other than: The Godly folks at iBC.
At the present, the iBC app is ranked #23 in the United States (and climbing) for finance, just under the friendly faggots from E-trade.
I digress (an annoying expression, indeud [sic]. So, I digress, yet again).
This may seem like a small victory in a sea of the countless wins for “The Fly”; but it’s much more than that. Now, instead of simply discussing market events with morons from the internets, I get to cast aspersions upon the people of the iPhone world, a disgusting and revolting crowd, indeud [sic].
So, for those of you from the phone world, wondering who the fuck “The Fly” is, know this: “The Fly” wins all the time, even when you think he is losing. His winship cannot be compared, or paralleled, to anyone on these here internets— or in your pathetic phone application world, where you spend most your lonely days downloading “apps” in a heinous attempt to entertain yourself, instead of talking to people in the real world. You people are bereft of honour [sic]. If at all possible, I’d make an app to punch your fucking mustaches off, while laughing all the way to “Le Bank.”
Hurry up and remove the iBankCoin app from your iphone at once, before the crazy man from the internets punches your chest hairs off and makes fun of your face.
Aside from all that, I think the market goes higher tomorrow.
Back to eating a box of pretzels.
NOTE: Sometime soon, you wil be able to leave comments from your iPhone. I am sure the iPhone people have an opinion or two on this subject matter.
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LMFAO
friendly faggots from ETrade, lol
Congrats on the constant winship, iBC!!
Thank you Good Sir, fellow winshipper.
U da Man!
Anybody know if we’d be able to juice the download numbers by deleting the app and reinstalling it?
I measure installs and opens. Opens is a better metric of usage than installs.
Like the app, Luv IBC.
In IBC app 2.0 can we have it fling virtual slices of pizza at FAZ holders? or perhaps talk to the people that made the taser app 😀
Smells like….fortune cookies.
TFWA!!
In Internet land, that ruddy looking fruit from Google hopped off his Cummins driven Ochocinco-style Mac truck in China and walked right into the Censor Bureau. He entered the feast session on chocolate-caramel “Roro’s” the computer nerds were having and walked through the pitch black cold damp room towards the faint glow of four men, sitting, fiendishly mining for money on Warcraft and deleting fun things on the internet like porn and iBC. As he approached the desk in his finest Russian clogs, the cogs refused to acknowledge him. He briskly pulled down, then around, and down again, his zipped ultra-mod fashion pants and slapped his $187B market cap cock onto the stainless steel table, like a cowboy rib-eye being thrown on a butcher’s scale. “FUCK YOU,” he said in a dainty, yet forceful manner, like a muppet baby getting angry. Then, he was gone. But on the table remained the outline of a cock amidst crushed pistachio shells. When those Chinese men look down and see the green and tan powder on the table, like the remains of a murdered moth, they will realize what a grave mistake they have made.
Your pathetic attempt to be funny like the Fly has failed quite miserably.
My red headed girlfriend with flies tatooed to her bottom, farts in your general direction.
Go fuck a pitching machine. At least I didn’t order my girlfriend with spicy chicken nuggets off the dollar menu.
That did seem fairly ghey.
For Opera and barber shoppe quartet lovers only– Six Sick Picks
Behold! Sometimes this job is very easy.
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I am awaiting, with breath bated, a non-Liberace-ghey phone cloud-ware package.
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You have to love the 2 bars on the AT&T signal. When is the iPhone coming to Verizon?!?
“PVG”
Hopefully, by the time my Droid contract runs out.
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“Move out of the sticks, gentlemen”
– Winston “the Wolf” Wolfe
It reminds of when I “discovered” my favorite band, only for them to become way too popular!
How can you become hugely popular, and still be cool?
Bruce Springsteen pulled it off.
iBC, you’re next.
fuck me that’s fucking funny,
FUQI
CBST
COCO
that is all.
So…………If the chinamen toss Google out of the country…………..what’s going to happen with Baidu?
Heater, check BIDU in premarket…RIPPING
If you noticed, many of the blogs out there got real short after yesterday. The real truth is that yesterday was just a pullback to the mean…thats all it was. I guess everyone wants to jump the gun and try to be the one to correctly predict the next pivot. Eventually they will be right like a broken clock is right twice a day. They wont be right today and when they finally are right then it will be after being wrong many times.
http://bit.ly/5i0L7y
And KFT, my largest position, appears to be headed higher again (much to Cramer’s chagrin).
I can already leave comments from my Android phone.
SQM weekly pivot 41.80ish, yo.
Where can we go to leave comments on our rotary dial phone?
the Smithsonian I hear will accept them
fly is cool!
Weekly Pivot area to be last lowest price before monster upside explosion SQM, I hope.
4000 OSTK http://ibankcoin.com/henry_fool/2010/01/12/could-ostk-be-a-huge-squeeze-play/
CTRP looks like it is bottoming
GWW
Hundred
Dollar
Roll
It appears the SPX channel is holding. Support is holding on the IWM and SPY. Oil is stabilizing.
http://bit.ly/5gRwZM
Please refrain from consistently and shamelessly promoting your worthless blog via cheap handmade, permanent marker signs strategically placed in my yard for the school kids to look at when they pass by on.
As a close associate of the gods, I can promise you sir that no one gives a shit. Plus, I’m tired of pulling the fuckers out of the ground.
WHO THE HELL IS HENRY FOOL??????
http://ibankcoin.com/henry_fool/2010/01/13/whos-henry-fool/#comment-828
Please refrain from consistently and shamelessly promoting your worthless blog via cheap handmade, permanent marker signs strategically placed in my yard for the school kids to look at when they pass by on.
As a close associate of the gods, I can promise you sir that no one gives a shit. Plus, I’m tired of pulling the fuckers out of the ground.