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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Indeud!

Just when you thought Senor Tropicana was flush out of wins, he comes back with a HOWITZER to your face, or “facia,” depending on geographic locality.

For the day, I enjoyed big dicked wins in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. [[MSO]] and Mechel OAO (ADR) [[MTL]] , just to name a few, effectively erasing yesterday’s losses.

If you are curious about what to buy next, look no further than stocks with massive short positions or small float fuckers. To be honest with you, I am in the mood to withhold information from many of you, since you turn on Le Fly at the first sign of danger.Traitorous bastards! Many of you are despicable human beings, not worth the trimmed fat on my 2 1/2 inch thick rib eyes.

All you need to know is this: I am in a constant and perpetual state of winship. Imagine yourself in a baseball game, trying to strike me out with a fastball. You keep throwing 89mph split fingers and I keep hitting 600ft grand slams. That’s the sort of winship I speak of, when discussing this delicate and important matter.

Top pick: The PPT

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33 comments

  1. Homo Bob

    I was loving your TS suggestion from yesterday. Nice call Senor~

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  2. Robert Cat

    XTXI / XTEX ?

    Maybe good for the long term.

    If you’re into that.

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  3. Hawaii Five0

    I followed you advice yesterday and dug a trench in my neighbors yard.

    However, because I took a 5.9% hit in precious metals yesterday, I was only able to punch my neighbor in the knee cap and while he did spill his coffee, most of it landed on my head causing a bit of a burn.

    However, I am learning and am already devising secret plans to rid this jerk of his mustache.

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  4. Mr. President

    Long CPBY.

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  5. Stellios

    I am ready for spring training baseball.. Thanks for reminding me that it is only a 6 weeks away!! GREAT WORK FLY!!!

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  6. TX Slave Trader

    “Top Pick: The PPT” – LMAO!!!

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  7. Nasdaq 5k

    This site has become treuly (sic) ghey (sic).

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  8. Swinging for the fences
    Swinging for the fences

    600ft grand slams – indeud!

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  9. TheArtist

    we’re having a heat wave here in NC, up to 44 degrees…..

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  10. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    In keeping with the “buy stocks with massive short positions” theme, I added BKS before the close……..

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  11. JakeGint

    Just FYI — Fly just threw a full listing of “short floaters” out on the “blog section” of the PPT, amidst the many research reports that were placed out there today.

    Just one of the many juicy bon bons that come parachuting one’s way courtesy of the PPT, like unleavened bread from heaven.

    It’s quite overwhelming actually.

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  12. dave

    How about CAT, CX as a Haitian rebuilding play?

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  13. Ponch

    You have some nerve talking about FTK on this website you maggot.

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    • Dr Fly

      How’s that poncho? No one has a bigger loss than me. I have not sold a share.

      Fuck off.

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      • JakeGint

        Ponch is still irked that Jon was straight.

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        • ,masterpain

          FTK death threats you are as popular as Cramer . Really , when you look at it the word “Maggot”

          in your situation . It isnt much but saying child . Being young again wouldnt be bad . It would give you a Hell of a lot more time for FTK to pay off .

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  14. MX2101

    I think The Fly will eventually enjoy a significant profit on it, and when he sells it will be in a way that has minimal effect on the market price.

    btw- anyone serious about this site’s benefit should join the PPT.

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  15. chessNwine

    Visiting this website constantly but not joining the PPT is like going to a fine steakhouse only to eat a burger at the bar adjacent to it.

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  16. ,masterpain

    POSCO bought a lithium co. SQM should fare well tomarrow on that news . Seeing it supplies about 1/3 of the lithium market . Happy trading

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