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Dr. Fly

18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.

Get Rich or Get Lost

“The Fly”, 2010, inside of The PPT

Thanks to the recent market turmoil, iBC has been blessed with a sharp spike in traffic. For you newbies here, let me explain a few things.

1. I don’t give a shit about traffic or readers. Never assume that I am here for you.

2. I do not tolerate bullshit in the comments section. I run a very, very tight ship and will ban you without thinking. To date, I am proud to say that we have banned over 250 “readers.”

3. I am only interested in making money. I don’t care about anything else. That includes everything.

4. “The Fly” is smarter than you, with a certified IQ of 155. Don’t try to outfox the fox who is hiding in the tree with a sniper rifle.

5. iBankCoin reigns supreme over all other financial websites. All other blogs, naturally, are considered “3rd tier.”

I need to get the fuck out of here. It’s a slow Friday and I have money to spend, things to do tonight. So, do me a favor and make sure this market stays within this tight range, so I can fuck with it on Monday morning.

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Play Your Position

Most of you ham and eggers panicked the fuck out of the market, aka “the kitchen”, when the heat was turned up a notch this morning. You had visions of dramatic, opera-esque, reversals, under a shit heap of sell order. Lo and behold, after “rookie time” (9:30-10) ended, we are now melting higher again.

Some are built for this shit. I acknowledge the supreme trading abilities of many in my inner circle, including the gentlemen inside of The PPT aka “my work bench.” However, most of you should play your position, which is the bench—sadly enough. Hire a financial advisor or throw some money in a hedge fund, for you are simply spinning your wheels. Life is too fucking short to waste time on stuff that you can’t do.

For example: “The Fly” doesn’t fuck with sheet rock or paint ceilings. That shit is tedious and requires some skill, if done right. I hire “illegal Mexicans” to do that shit for me.

Do yourself a favor and hire an “illegal Mexican” to trade your accounts. He can probably do a better job than your jaded ass.

Back to the markets:

The “buy the dip” mentality has permeated investor psyche again. Fuck the retail sales numbers. All I care about is price action. Do you hear me, you dumb motherfucker?

In short, until further notice, X, FLS, SHLD and MWW are going higher—and are my top picks.

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Scared Yet?

The Brazilian exchange is up 1,200 points today. Asia was strong, as well as Europe. In my estimation, at the risk of a self inflicted castration, there is no fucking way we reverse lower, like we did yesterday. I see GS diving lower. I know, being long 10,000 shares. I see they knocked down SHLD and are trying to knock down X. I know what’s going on.

See, the bears need today. They are trying their best to suck the life out of this rally, to make it vulnerable to a late day reversal, which would definitely destroy any semblance of moral left in this tape. Should the market reverse today, we’re going to tank in fairly short order. Because of this wild eyed theory of mine, I do not think the market will reverse, not after yesterday’s debacle.

The overall breadth of the market is still incredibly strong. I believe in this move so much, I have reduced my cash position to 10%. This is as far as I will go.

In other words: I am “all in.”

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Carry Trade Towel

Watch FXY. It led to the “calamitous reversal” we experienced yesterday. Early on, the Yen was lower, allowing the “risk trade” to thrive. However, it appears the Yen is rallying again, which in turn is giving people a reason to sell.

I’m not saying this is a fucking rolling disaster heading straight for your home. But, with GS getting nailed too, it’s definitely worth monitoring.

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WE’RE ALL GONNA BE RICH!!

Some richer than others, of course. The government hordes will not allow the markets to slip down the slippery slope of slop. Just 1 month ago, we were all in agreement that the markets were stupendously and arrogantly manipulated. Why the change of tune? You’re not gonna let a little Euro crisis, coupled with an oil apocalypse, get in the way of you making money, are you?

As a tax paying American, albeit I do enjoy a good amount of write-offs, it’s my right to make coin in the stock market. I do not profess to know how long this melt up will last. But, I do know, we’re going higher. All of my reservations about “how gay everything is” needs to be put aside, not so much different than eating that chocolate pudding, despite being a lard-ass loser.

I digress.

While you dorkizoids hem and haw with your pointless 5 figure Zeeco accounts, “The Fly” is looking at a 3%+ up day in his portfolios.

I warned you yesterday, just prior to that calamitous drop and reversal: THE STOCK MARKET RALLY HAS ONLY YET TO BEGIN.

NOTE: I know, GS is stupid.

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Rip Tits Rally Pending

Classic head fake was conducted yesterday, effectively sucking shorts into the vortex of tits and placed gently onto a table with a giant fucking vice on it.

Today you will not escape, for you will be squeezed of all of your coin.

A Spanish bond auction was successful, leading to a rally in euro bank shares. At this stage, our markets are 3% cheap, compared to the indices located in fag land.

In short, today is rally or die day. “The Fly” is magnanimously positioned to profit from the pending ” tits ripping rally.”

Are you?

Top picks: x, fls and shld

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Biggest Winners, YTD

Year to date data on biggest percentage gain winner, minimum market cap of 500mill

No. Ticker Industry Market Cap YTD Return
1 APKT Communication Equipment 1,532,534,057 138.27
2 NFLX Specialty Retail, Other 5,766,050,462 109.49
3 GSAT Wireless Communications 518,321,536 102.30
4 ZQK Textile – Apparel Clothing 510,351,851 100.00
5 ACAS Diversified Investments 1,473,998,106 96.05
6 CRUS Semiconductor – Specialized 875,864,017 95.89
7 WAL Diversified Investments 534,658,232 94.18
8 GSL Wireless Communications 3,889,799,086 92.36
9 OSIP Biotechnology 3,518,827,569 85.09
10 ME Oil & Gas Drilling & Exploration 2,209,763,246 84.32
11 VCI Marketing Services 1,686,685,382 82.75
12 CSTR Business Equipment 1,600,126,484 81.79
13 ISLN Data Storage Devices 812,877,641 79.88
14 LCC Major Airlines 1,383,758,204 79.44
15 ZION Regional – Pacific Banks 3,609,081,909 78.08
16 NGD Gold 2,566,179,000 75.55
17 FRG Industrial Metals & Minerals 790,393,786 73.03
18 CROX Textile – Apparel Footwear & Accessories 817,616,849 72.74
19 DTG Rental & Leasing Services 1,261,510,474 71.77
20 ibankCoin First Tier blog 150,315,059,207 270.40
21 ODSY Long-Term Care Facilities 891,779,511 70.30
22 EVVV Medical Instruments & Supplies 2,519,413,779 69.72
23 TAL Rental & Leasing Services 645,505,366 69.36
24 AKAM Internet Information Providers 6,974,252,034 67.01
25 LCAPA Entertainment – Diversified 3,462,330,503 65.66
26 UAUA Major Airlines 3,496,749,451 65.30
27 IIJI Internet Service Providers 538,494,624 63.50
28 LVS Resorts & Casinos 15,821,677,491 63.19
29 BIDU Internet Information Providers 24,519,940,156 63.08
30 CMG Restaurants 4,468,501,700 62.62
31 NXTM Medical Appliances & Equipment 614,042,940 60.84
32 PPO Specialty Chemicals 841,573,987 59.24
33 VMW Technical & System Software 7,235,054,573 58.82
34 SIRI Broadcasting – Radio 3,807,923,736 58.67
35 THOR Medical Instruments & Supplies 2,426,123,330 58.54
36 SJT Diversified Investments 1,197,379,969 57.35
37 HBAN Regional – Midwest Banks 4,098,811,185 56.89
38 VTIV Management Services 842,190,555 53.99
39 FACT Biotechnology 677,765,090 53.85
40 PSYS Specialized Health Services 1,854,590,615 53.22
41 OPEN Internet Software & Services 791,253,861 53.10
42 FNSR Networking & Communication Devices 870,974,769 51.79
43 PWER Diversified Electronics 583,448,639 50.80
44 PEI REIT – Retail 552,046,675 50.73
45 BWS Specialty Retail, Other 633,072,654 49.90
46 WBS Regional – Northeast Banks 1,383,518,428 48.31
47 SY Application Software 5,588,627,218 48.04
48 CKR Restaurants 684,883,149 47.98
49 ANN Apparel Stores 1,164,103,321 47.87
50 DPZ Restaurants 715,472,048 47.86


UPDATE:
Fellow PPT Gentleman, Po Pimp, of the most distinguished cloth, conducted a study using PPT scores and upside/downside ETF’s. The results: nothing less than staggering.

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