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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You’re All Cordially Invited

I am here in the north east corridor of the United States, where the air is brisk and the people are smart. I see futures are up sharply and the 8-balls are being placed, ever-so-neatly- on the crystal tables.

ITMN caught a huge buy out from Roche, which should lend support to any decent sized market cap biotech–like CBST, which is my largest trading position.

In summary, all that is good and honorable will be on display tomorrow, as I chauffeur Mrs. Fly around Newport, like some sort of indentured servant.

Alas the luxuries of marriage, where a man gets to purchase his own prison cell.

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8 comments

  1. bonobo smores

    Marriage .. the tender trap. Fell for it once and have been assiduously sidestepping another one ever since.

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  2. anton

    Enjoy this time with Mrs. Fly as if it were “work release” time. (Double Shawshank.) The weather is perfect for outdoor adventure in New England at the moment. Safe travels.

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  3. Denizen

    *Cue maniacal laughter.

    Bought calls all the way out in October because I KNEW ITMN was destined for greatness.
    Now I just wish I were further OTM and Septs.
    All the same, hot damn!!

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, at least you are in servitude to a beautiful woman. I’ve known many a man in the same predicament, indentured to real-life likenesses of Jabba The Hut…. In regards to ITMN, that happens to be our friend @StockCats iBankCoin “Stock of the Year” pick. He called it out last year at $9.99. ….Yes!!! https://twitter.com/StockCats/status/334017193715060736

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  5. jpmorgains

    Fuck yeah.

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  6. tradercaddy

    Will you be yachting or doing the polo thing today?
    P.S. Wait until the kids move out, go to college and then get married. Then, you will find out about marriage in another phase of life.

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  7. Jesse Livermore's Ghost
    Jesse Livermore's Ghost

    You misspelled *honourable*.

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  8. Rosenrush

    Check out Benjamin’s…it’s a “bar” right on Thames that has amazing breakfast. Nice, cozy place. Also be sure to visit my summer home, the Breakers…please verify that visitors aren’t breaking anything.

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