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Update on My Meditation

I’m far too angry and feeeeel the need to pursue ‘dynamic peace’. I’ve always eschewed meditation because I felt it to be stupid and a waste of my time. After all, my time is quite valuable. However, it recently dawned on me, as many things do as you get older and less enraged, that there isn’t any downside to meditation, so I might as well try it out.

Almost immediately I found value in mediating in the morning and before bed, permitting my big brain to transcend and to slow things down a bit. People are generally frenzied when trying to do too many things at once, improper time management, which leads to a chaotic and unpleasant life.

Ever since I started meditating my racist posts on X have plunged by 15% and my desires to see my leaders swinging from a rope, or tossed from atop a mountain, is remarkebly unchanged.

My path towards dynamic peace will be paved with the bones of my enemies, their coagulated blood used as mortar, and I shall walk upon them knowing that all is well and life is the way it ought to be.

As we enter Pride Month and celebrate the alternative lifestyles of sodomy, be grateful for our forward looking mercantile leaders, otherwise said sodomites might be tossed off building tops in the Middled East.

Off to meditate right now!

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4 comments

  1. zusch

    been averaging about 8k steps a day.. lots of time to think

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  2. tradercaddy

    How come they get two months? February is LGBT History Month. How come they can’t be combined?
    Just asking.
    Fly, you are wasting time with meditation. Go play pickleball and take your dog for real long walks. Both will put you in the correct frame of mind.

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    • metalleg

      Spoken like someone who hasn’t meditated. Not knocking your suggestions as they are valid as well. Meditation is not a waste of time though.

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  3. soupbone

    I am finally submitting to the reality that WW3 is on the front burner. Look at Europe, it will soon be obvious that a half-war effort will fail. And the US with its belief in control will soon realize the situation thus far orchestrated is a failure. Meanwhile, the Euro’s hate Russia even more that the USA (pretends to) and they will take the ball from Biden et al and run with it.

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