iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Now Focused on Positive Outcomes

I speak to you a changed man, now vibrant and teeming with enlightenment. In my new pursuit of dynamic peace and unlimited intelligence, I have taken it upon myself to make it a priority to maximize my potential. To unlock this I will eschew all of the negative baggage and begin anew, per se.

While I am still going to post extreme ultra violence on X in order to bring awareness for ethical change, I can feeeeeeel myself hyper fixating on my newest revelation: meditation. Very soon I will unlock my fullest trading potential and display the most grandiose returns the world has ever seen.

That said, I closed at my session highs of +113bps and entered the long windy weekend 106% leveraged long with a heavy $BITX position. My giant brain thinks $BTC will GIGASPIKE into Memorial Day and we’ll all be happy about it, singing gay songs by the BBQ, flipping burgers and melting the cheese just right, zero over toasted buns. With just the right amount of ketchup and veggies, dare I say we are going to have the perfect hamburger.

Have a great weekend lads. The new and improved, bereft of anger, Fly now presides.

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6 comments

  1. jacktheripper

    Will you be meditating about quitting learning to code?

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  2. duuude

    Folderol

    Perfidery

    Balderdash

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  3. granpa

    Happy Birthday Fly. Many more in good health.

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  4. flea

    Happy B-day, Fly!

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  5. tradercaddy

    Yup. Happy Bday Mr. Fly. I should have left you a present last week at Target when I was in the Target shopping center off I-40 in Cary as I was charging my car on the way to the Chapel Hill area.

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  6. richardweiner

    A nigger bit me at Wal-Mart. Should I go to the hospital to get a rabies shot?

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