Back in 2011 Doris Garcia Hernandez says she was fired from a Washington, D.C. Chipotle burrito dispensary because she was pregnant.
There was this “David” fella, according to court documents, who was some kind of misogynistic manager from hell. When Doris told David she was pregnant, he started being a huge dick and like restricting her bathroom use and publicly announcing every time she went to the bathroom.
Doris has to void her tiny bladder again, SMH, can someone else shovel beans and meat onto shells while Doris uses the toilet and does gross pregnant stuff!? LOLZ
Jurors were like, “fuck David and Chipotle for not firing his fucking ass” and awarded the nice lady $550,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.
Hopefully Doris Garcia Hernandez had a healthy pregnancy despite idiot David, and perhaps the Chipotle check will help get little baby Hernandez through an expensive college program so he can go back to Chipotle and avenge his mother.
Maybe in 10-15 years of cubicle work at Chipotle HQ, he can form the foundations of a Great Place To Work, including not preggo-bashing.
The suit may help bears push share prices of CMG lower. The stock was taken to pound town starting last holiday season and has been bouncing along its lows for several months:
Or it will brush the news off, like a sneeze on the impenetrable glass guard, and the stock will start ripping higher like every other forsaken ticker on the stock exchange.
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Assuming full time (though probably not) and $10 an hour, that’s 26 years of gross salary. I’d let my boss make fun of me for that.
Let it rip higher already.