iBankCoin
I turn dials and fiddle with knobs to hone in on harmonic rotations
Joined Oct 26, 2011
4,121 Blog Posts

The FTC Has Spoken: Herbalife Is Not A Pyramid Scheme

The benevolent and wise FTC is out this morning with a favorable ruling for Herbalife.  By their determination the company checks out.

No signs of a pyramid scheme here, folks.  Carry on, nothing to see here.

Herbalife will be subjected to a $200 million dollar wrist slap, however, for misrepresentation claims.

What’s $200 million between friends like drugs and government?

Shares of HLF are going berserk premarket, currently indicating a +10% gap up on the open.  Early reports from Montauk, New York of a grey-haired man running naked down the beach are beginning to surface.

billackack

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

4 comments

  1. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    but lets be honest, they totally are.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. the dude

    Maybe Ackman will increase his short position here.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"