I Hope You’re Enjoying Yourself

Many of you made the intelligent choice to take us up on free trials of Exodus yesterday.  I worked late into the night, granting access to plebeian, populars, and optimates alike.  You’re all equal to me, all cut from the same cloth, all citizens.

You were treated to a spectacle that is somewhat commonplace around these parts—seeing our algorithms nail an inflection point to-the-day.

Hopefully you knew enough about what you were seeing to form an objective bias heading into today and used that objective bias to procure some risk.  If not, don’t fret, I can be a friend to you.  You see, “The Fly” keeps me around not just because I am on track to be the best futures trader ever, but also because I educate people on how Exodus works.

Schedule a live demo with me, dude.

Finally, if you want in on the trial you have a few days left.  We’ll let you in through Sunday, you just have to send your interest to our request hotline [email protected].  Go do it now, and when I return from the local torture purveyor (dentist) I will hook you up.

Ciao mates, I am without hedge, gas peddle firmly wrenched into the floor.