iBankCoin
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Joined Oct 26, 2011
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Another Hater Perishes By My Hammer

The market behavior that has transpired over the last three weeks is why I got into this wretched game of research and blogging.  I wanted to make money trading and was fed up with the lack of actionable foresight offered.  iBankCoin exists because it needs to—to call out all the fucking bullshit that is spewed from teevee pundits and online ‘sages’.

I swear to god I want to murder some of you blowhards.  Instead I use every noun and verb on you clown babies.  I can’t break the locks that bound you to mediocrity.  What I can do is produce the type of content, day in and out, that I wished existed when I was picking my way though the shit as a greenhorn.

Three weeks, nothing more, I have been hammering the short case.  The farthest I will cast my clairvoyance is 5 days and even then it’s just a set of probabilities applied with an open mind.

iBankCoin has this little newsletter we blast out every week to prospective clients.  You probably didn’t know that. We have irons in many fires.   This week’s title actually generated snarky replies from the list folk.  It’s like I’m doing an injustice informing people what very well could happen.  It read as follows:

Weekly Exodus Intelligence – Trouble on The Horizon? [sweating sad face emoticon, not pictured]

The emoticon really hammered the message home but WordPress is not feeling it.

Whatever, none of this matters.  In 100 years iBankCoin will remain a beacon of truth in a sea of rabble-rouses and punk bitches.  By not telling your neighbors and colleagues to read our site daily and demanding they JOIN OUR RANKS is an injustice that will haunt you and your family.  Our ubiquitous presence is everywhere.  Your phone and laptop cameras are our eyes.  It is in your best interest we exist and your compliance is strongly urged.

Into the bell I will likely cover this 24 hour QID trade for a quick 5% then hunt a few select longs.  I will keep BIS and pray to your god and mine that judgment rain down upon biotech investors worldwide.  Top picks: BANKS and SCTY.

Now I am off harass party store patrons whilst drinking malt liquor straight from the brown bag.

PETE GABRIEL EVERYBODY, listen loud and feel my hammer:

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6 comments

  1. tsmalley15

    So weird, that is one of my fave songs of all time. Not kidding. Proud to be associated with such a great crew. IBankcoin Mafia.

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    • Raul3

      Per Wikipedia:

      The song’s music video won numerous awards, including a record nine MTV Awards at the 1987 MTV Video Music Awards[5] and Best British Video at the 1987 Brit Awards.[6][7] Gabriel was also nominated for three Grammy Awards: Best Male Rock Vocal Performance, Song of the Year and Record of the Year.[8] As of 2011, “Sledgehammer” is the most played music video in the history of MTV.[6]

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Is there an emoticon in existence that cam be dispatched in return? I certainly hope so…

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  3. JPMorgains

    I’m totally cool with you being right about biotech, I would just prefer if it wasn’t the week I wanted ZYNE to go apetits to the upside.

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