The gods see fit to challenge me this morning in modern ways honest Job wouldn’t grasp. Relative to real problems out there, like not having water, it’s all very hilarious.
My ambitious early start where I channeled sunrise clairvoyance and updated my charts was rendered pointless when a power line a few streets over decided to rip in half. All that remains is my morning blog post but all my local charts must be rebuilt.
I booked a huge loss in PGN today–he’s an oil drill bit salesman (LOL) that without adult supervision went on a conquest to mangle my hand and foot.
To make matters more spectacular, I am merely a shit-grinned observer of Facebook making new all-time highs. My gratuitous leveraged position, which was bought well in advance of OPEX fuckery and dated to expire this Friday because one must cupid shuffle around OPEX FUCKERY, was scratched last Tuesday.
It is with 100% sincerity that I extend to you today’s offer—cast your most rotten tomato at my person. I will abscond the duress you intend to inflict, and instead subject you to spittle while I mash said tomatoes, monkey-like, into my mouth.
Now my portfolio is designated to old man stocks. However I, no matter the circumstances, will not succumb to old man bitterness, for then I would be wasting the transient summer conditions.
Facebook to 100 by Friday.
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bruh.
We’ve all been there.
People who bring tomatoes to the show already made plans to throw them anyway.