Today was nearly a trend day down. It was the laziest trend day I’ve ever seen, and it only happened in the Nasdaq, so it lacks the shine of a real trend day.
Yours truly also lacks shine. I’m like an old penny. I no longer have time for mischievous stocks like HABT and BABA—both were axed today, as small gains, gains far too miniscule relative to the risk they subjected me to.
They had their chance, for glory, they blew it. They sat around in a teenage malaise, too lazy to carry on with chores and too weighted down by society to conform to the general population. To hell with these adolescent games, I want old man stocks.
Heading into June I want the oldest man position I can find. The longer their tooth, the more they appeal to me. I am drawn to their heavy musk scent and bitter disposition.
Here’s my old man watch list: PGR, CSX, DOC, NRG, and AWK
Now get off my lawn or I’ll make you fetch a Woerther’s from my front pocket.
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Old man strength in old man stocks. It so crazy it just might work
And if it doesn’t work, we always have social security, right?