Heading Back to the Orient for Revenge Trading

In lieu of the 20 cent loss I took in QD this morning, I scoured the Chinese markets for a suitable replacement and came up with BSTI — an ancillary play off BABA. Upwards of 25% of their business comes from BABA and there isn’t any concern about that changing, since Chinese officials would kill everyone involved, should the status quo change.

I’m thinking this stock can break the fuck out soon and head into the $14s. The chart looks very beautiful.

I sold out of QD for a nominal loss.

We all have to lose sometime.

Now back to your previously scheduled winship.

PVTL +8%
SOGO +3%
CBLK +3.2%
PS +3%

What the fuck are you doing with your lives?

YEXT is next. Write that down there son, on that little piece of paper you have next to you.

Back to work.

Futures are flat; but that’s not gonna stop my stocks from ripping higher. I told you last week and I’ll tell you again now, nothing is going to stop me or my stocks from heading higher. Nothing.

Markets are high?

I don’t give a shit.

Some of the stocks I’m buying are ‘crazy’.

So what?

Put your investopedias away and BEHOLD what this game is all about — finding the niche in the market that works. When you find it, ride that fucker until the wheels fall off. You won’t know the trade is dead until you take a few Ls. Believe me, I won’t time the top perfectly and will take losses before this is all said and done — but we’re not done.

America’s birthday is just around the corner and all of the whited trash are preparing their styrofoam water coolers for an overwhelming amount of Budweiser cans, from which they will shoot bottled rockets out from. You mean to tell me you’re gonna fade stocks ahead of that?

In other news, crypto currencies are finished — fucking done. And I don’t say this with any malevolency. Just learn from it and remember that when the main stream hypes things, there are probably a lot of rich fuckers getting liquid. You can look back in the news and read about the founders of Litecoin, Ethereum, and many other cryptos selling all or most of their holdings. They needed the unwashed plebs to buy it from them, so they put crypto machines on the street corners in Brooklyn, hoping to take some dollars from desperate people living on a fixed wage.

In a perfect world, the rich would be eaten alive and the poor would perish and be flushed down toiler drains, leaving only the middle to upper middle class left to walk the planet. It would be a fine planet, filled with all of the very best people. Instead, we get to live through this shit — a comedy show wrapped inside of a horror movie, directed by clowns.

Sifting thru the top technically ranked stocks in Exodus, I came up with a short list. Bear in mind, any list made in advance is dated, since the market is dynamic — new idea will present themselves in real time. But this is what I’ll be watching during tomorrow’s opening tick.

LX
MDB
RDVT
CUE
RCUS
PVTL
RYB
SPOT
HX

I guarantee you one of those fuckers will go apeshit to the upside soon.

These fucking faggots are trying to stop you from achieving unbridled success. The polarization of the political world is insidious, like an addictive drug trying to rope in more dopes to support their agenda. Never watch political news, if you want to trade successfully. If you spend your days listening to polarizing talking heads, you will fall into a deep trench of nihilism and believe the sky is falling, in spite of the facts saying otherwise.

Do you understand what I’m saying to you son?

Assume everything you see and hear is all show, an act being played out to entertain people. Then look at the quarterly results of some of you favorite companies and look at the macros and then understand the sky isn’t falling and a giant crash isn’t around the bend.

Who’s evil, who isn’t? Who gives a shit? Live your life and make decisions that will benefit you. Yes, I am telling you to be selfish — because I know that you spending your days shitposting on the internet isn’t really gonna make a different. We’re like fireflies in the night being sucked into a giant fan with very sharp blades.

Any politically inspired dips will be bought. If you see stocks down 300 tomorrow because of some bullshit press clippings, buy it and thank me later.

This morning I woke up to my coyote snapping her teeth in my face, demanding to be walked. Upon visiting the downstairs foyer, I was entreated to three separate sets of shit upon my teak floors. Like a good pet owning slave, I picked up the shit, washed down the spots on the floors, and then proceeded to walk the beast whilst sleep walking. There’s something both humiliating and soul searching about having pets, sort of like kids, except for the fact that when your kids grow up they almost always resent you, at least for a while, blaming all of their problems on you and where you chose to live.

The S&P is higher by 4% and my gains are significantly higher than that; but what about you — the poor zebra? Pray tell me, what pitfalls did you fall into this year and why are you still leaving in a housing tenement?

I really can help and I really am a Dr., god damn it.

If you don’t want to tell me, it’s quite all right; I have lots of other things to do.

You’re welcome for a week of entertaining awe inspiring trading.

Literally nothing can stop me, like literally.

Join Exodus.

Video streaming plays are all the rage again — led by HUYA and IQ. BILI is steaming higher too, as the entirety of the complex gets bid the fuck up.

Listen to me now — this hits $20, else Ragin Cajun has promised to castrate himself and live the rest of his days a eunuch.

Look at the MUH chart. Clean break out.

I told you how this would play out and there was nothing you could do to stop me. What are you waiting for? Feel free to offer me thanks, greetings, and salutations.