RARE Educational Email Going Out This Weekend For Exodus Members

Olde school Exodus members who canceled probably lost faith because of one of two reasons.

1. They never quite grasped the platform. Too confusing and little explanation.
2. They didn’t find the Pelican Room all that interesting. Didn’t make all that much money.

I hate to be the guy who says “Under New Management”, but it literally is. I’ve tossed away my newspapers and now my sole obsession is platform education and trading prowess. Educational onboarding emails are now sent out to all members, detailing aspects of the platform that were never properly described before.

The Pelican Room is lit as fuck. The traffic is so heavy, it crushed my fucking server yesterday, forcing me to reboot the whole site.

We are trading like fools in there and the idea flow is nothing less than stellar. Granted, the market has given us a gift. But I tend to extract more than others during periods of feverish bull runs.

My CLPS is higher by 15% in the after hours. I’m long from $5.60.

This weekend I am sending out an email to Exodus users detailing the exact process of how I pick stocks. Given my 20 for 21 winning streak, I think it’s fair to say my opinions mean something, especially when it comes to finding stocks to trade on the platform.

This post is designed to encourage you to rejoin the league of gentlemen. I endeavor to build a small, but violent, army of like minded traders, whose sole purpose is to destroy the market. We will do it two ways: via quant strategies and active swing trades. It will change your net worth.

But if you think you’re doing better on your own — you can continue to drown in your delusions.

I’ve quenched my thirst of wanting more money. Now that I am the Joe DiMaggio of this stock game, 20 out of my last 21, I’m throwing darts in the wind — promising to hit bullseyes without trying.

Here’s what I know, from analyzing price flow.

Chinese stocks are retarded.

Remember my HUYA and IQ? See them now.

On top of that is AGMH — higher by 63% for the day on no news.

I stepped in and bought a new issue, brought public by a piece of shit investment bank, CLPS. Stock is already +11% for the day and I got printed at

I’m in at $5.60. I dare you to bet against me. There is nothing in the world that can stop me. I am literally trying to lose money here, but can’t.

Fuck the stock Gods — they’re not real. I forge my own fate, even if it’s a wanton childish and immature one. At least I’m cognizant of that fact and walk in the wind without a fucking care in the world.

I’ve earned respite. The lot of you haven’t. Like chum feeding off a great white shark, you shamefully take my information and profit from it. Some of you don’t even subscribe to Exodus — because you’re such misers. God will one day strike you dead.

I’m off for a walk, no cane. Maybe I’ll smoke my pipe and scowl at the youngsters for riding their tricycles too close to me.

I might even walk my coyote and encourage her to attack feral animals.

DEVELOPING…

This is a leisurely purchase. AttorneyFAGS out there know this company. I see no reason why it can jog on higher.

Other than that, I’m keenly attentive to the fast moving SMAR that I recently purchased.

UPDATE: I bought PS back. Since I got it lower than where I sold, I feel fortunate. It goes to $30.

I booked the following trades this morning.

ZEN +6%
APPN +9%
EVBG +7.2%
CBLK +16%
BILI +20.5%

This brings my current winning streak to 20 out of the last 21 trades. You cannot ever beat that.

A running rally.

PS +20%
SOGO +16%
MDB +12%
PVTL +13.5%
QD -3%
SSTI +7%
HUBS +10%
IQ +32%
BITA +4%
SMAR +26% (doubled up)
ZUO +21%
BILI +12% (doubled up)
HUYA +19%
OSTK +2.7%
BILI +20.5%
CBLK +16%
EVBG +7.2%
APPN +9%
ZEN +6%

Proceeds are in cash. For now. I’m taking it easy, enjoying life as a Space Alien Magician (SAM) — tossing bowling balls at my enemies from 10,000 feet above.

The data is empirical and cannot be argued with. Higher interest rates precedes higher stocks. The rub with that argument is there is an ebb tide, a point at which rates are too high and then totally fuck the mortgage market. But for now, we’re good. The cock-suckers at the Fed have managed to hike rates without dropping depth charges on investors, so that’s a good thing.

The EuroFAGS will follow suit and before you know it, there will be a global banking crisis on monumental importance and we could all thank the central banks for hiking rates into trillions upon trillions of dollars of sovereign debt.

You know we’re never paying off this debt, right?

Gold, oil, and silver are all higher this morning — up ~0.75%. The euro is off by 0.4% and Nasdaq futs are +18. I’m thinking shit is gonna run higher again, but also gold stocks might run too. Keep an eye on that.

European QE is coming to an end.

The bank said Thursday that if incoming data followed its forecasts, then its monthly bond purchase program would be extended through to the final quarter of the year, though at a lower pace. This means the program would likely end in December if the euro zone economy remained resilient.

And here are this morning’s movers.

I just got back from the gym. I was a busy day and I had eaten a lot of fucked up shit, like chocolate pudding and whipped cream, so I wanted to make sure I got my deadlifts and bench in. After I did that shit, I drove home and was entreated to a gigantic truck trying to literally drive me off the road, something out of the movie. I wanted to pullover and punch his face silly, but my wife wouldn’t let me. Plus anyway, I haven’t been in a real fight in decades and it’s not as fun as it looks in the movies, so maybe she was right.

I took a look at my email box, and then my brokerage account balance, and then my email box again, and saw nothing but adoration and appreciation for my recent unbelievable streak in the markets. Get this, and it’s important that you understand what you’re bearing witness to: you can never repeat what I am doing now. I’m on some HFT Jp Morgan trading desk type win-rate, 15 out of my last 16 — with another 10 stocks on the books all in profit.

PS +20%
SOGO +16%
MDB +12%
PVTL +13.5%
QD -3%
SSTI +7%
HUBS +10%
IQ +32%
BITA +4%
SMAR +26% (doubled up)
ZUO +21%
BILI +12% (doubled up)
HUYA +19%
OSTK +2.7%

Feel free to thank Le Fly and brag about your recent account balance explosions too. All of this has come at a time whence I’ve committed comical acts of blasphemy against the so called “stock Gods.” I used to revere these mythical FAGlords and praise them for granting me small morsels of winship. But in recent weeks I’ve cursed them and told them to fuck off and to burn in hell — and that has worked out just fine for me.

In summary, I am the new Stock Gods and none of you can hold a candle to me. Also, fuck the Stock Gods — they are both nothing and pathetic creatures, probably very fake, and if real fat.

Stay tuned for tomorrow I shall bestow upon you even more wins.

Another day rolls by and another day of obscene profits. You fuckers are enjoying the good life now, sucking off the milk of the cash cow, having the time of your lives. But guess what? You need to be able to do this shit yourselves, otherwise some retard advisor might hoodwink you into believing you need his services one day.

I WILL TEACH YOU ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE TOLD.

BEHOLD the winship inherent on my grandmaster plan. I am 26 for my last 29, 15 profitable trades closed out out of a total 16 transactions. You cannot fuck with this level of victory, no matter how hard you tried.

Let’s take today’s foray into APPN: I’m already +2.

Into the bell, I bought some CTRL on a breakout to $30.

Today’s top winners in my portfolio were APPN, BILI, CBLK, EVBG, and ZEN.

It looks like it wants into the $50s and soon. I now have two stocks with the word black in it, this and $CBLK — a bucket list item of mine now crossed off.

Market looks soft, but these stocks are still going. I am reticent of this recent success and know it will end at some point. However, I am willing to be wrong a little and give back some gains, for the pleasure of riding this fucker until the wheels come off.

OSTK has a real issue breaking thru $40. I sold it this morning for a 2.7% gain. This brings my winning record to 15 out of the last 16 closed trades, 25 of 28.

With some of the proceeds, I am in APPN (already +1.50) and SMAR. There are several others that I am stalking, but generally speaking, I am waiting for my present holdings to achieve greatness.

I have high expectations for BILI, EVBG, CBLK, and FIVN.

If both APPN and SMAR win, my record will be 17 of 18, 27 of 31, a feat unmatched in all of the internets. The great thing about it, no one can deny this level of winship — since all trades are timestamped inside Exodus — you absolute faggots.

Take the L and never visit this website again.