iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PREPARE TO MAKE EVEN MOAR MONEY

Futures are flat; but that’s not gonna stop my stocks from ripping higher. I told you last week and I’ll tell you again now, nothing is going to stop me or my stocks from heading higher. Nothing.

Markets are high?

I don’t give a shit.

Some of the stocks I’m buying are ‘crazy’.

So what?

Put your investopedias away and BEHOLD what this game is all about — finding the niche in the market that works. When you find it, ride that fucker until the wheels fall off. You won’t know the trade is dead until you take a few Ls. Believe me, I won’t time the top perfectly and will take losses before this is all said and done — but we’re not done.

America’s birthday is just around the corner and all of the whited trash are preparing their styrofoam water coolers for an overwhelming amount of Budweiser cans, from which they will shoot bottled rockets out from. You mean to tell me you’re gonna fade stocks ahead of that?

In other news, crypto currencies are finished — fucking done. And I don’t say this with any malevolency. Just learn from it and remember that when the main stream hypes things, there are probably a lot of rich fuckers getting liquid. You can look back in the news and read about the founders of Litecoin, Ethereum, and many other cryptos selling all or most of their holdings. They needed the unwashed plebs to buy it from them, so they put crypto machines on the street corners in Brooklyn, hoping to take some dollars from desperate people living on a fixed wage.

In a perfect world, the rich would be eaten alive and the poor would perish and be flushed down toiler drains, leaving only the middle to upper middle class left to walk the planet. It would be a fine planet, filled with all of the very best people. Instead, we get to live through this shit — a comedy show wrapped inside of a horror movie, directed by clowns.

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One comment

  1. stuckcity

    dude, you’re the truth. If you ever open up your own shop, I’d like to be there. I’m already house trained and i pop accounts, YA HEARD?

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