iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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IGNORE THE NEWS — TRADE THE TAPE

These fucking faggots are trying to stop you from achieving unbridled success. The polarization of the political world is insidious, like an addictive drug trying to rope in more dopes to support their agenda. Never watch political news, if you want to trade successfully. If you spend your days listening to polarizing talking heads, you will fall into a deep trench of nihilism and believe the sky is falling, in spite of the facts saying otherwise.

Do you understand what I’m saying to you son?

Assume everything you see and hear is all show, an act being played out to entertain people. Then look at the quarterly results of some of you favorite companies and look at the macros and then understand the sky isn’t falling and a giant crash isn’t around the bend.

Who’s evil, who isn’t? Who gives a shit? Live your life and make decisions that will benefit you. Yes, I am telling you to be selfish — because I know that you spending your days shitposting on the internet isn’t really gonna make a different. We’re like fireflies in the night being sucked into a giant fan with very sharp blades.

Any politically inspired dips will be bought. If you see stocks down 300 tomorrow because of some bullshit press clippings, buy it and thank me later.

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6 comments

  1. soupbone

    Hard to ignore when it is so entertaining subject matter. POTUS is maverick risk taker shit-stirrer.

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  2. moosh

    I am basing all of my trades on Dennis fucking Rodman, here on out. Long MCD and SHAK

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  3. ironbird

    What is fear. Canadian cocksucker eyebrows fall off all the time.

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  4. bob smith

    Sooner or later, Zero Hedge folks are going to be right. Then, you be cryin’ as will most of America. Till then, have fun…

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  5. fryguy15

    +1

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  6. ironbird

    Every Irish mutt on Earth is sick of that Slavic jet black hair asshole meme. Sorry. We look like fucking leprechauns for a reason.

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