As you know, “The Fly” cares not to share his vacation details with the likes of you, for fears many of you will swarm my complex with autograph requests. I intend to unwind a bit here and the market is certainly making life easier.
Ladies and Gents,
The panic is over. I told you to get back to getting drunk and buying stocks again. The ruling elite will have their way and there is nothing you or your idiot friends from Zeroedge can do about it.
As for me, it appears I regained another 2.4% today, led by gains in WNR, BEE and EMN—putting my YTD gains above 10% again. Without being smug or rubbing in my winship into your losership wounds, I sincerely hope you learned a lesson from this debacle. Many of you got mudstomped out near the bottom, only to see the market humiliate the bears in the most amusing and whimsical way possible. The sky is never falling. It’s your fucking brains on drugs and you need to get off them.
Believe you me, I try my best to direct you without overstepping the line between benevolent dictator and authoritarian. However, should you fuckers keep losing the way you do, I will have no choice but to intern you or banish you from “The Island of Fly” for eternity.
Blessings from some place with lots of bullshit sand and water.
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