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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Greetings from an Undisclosed Island!

As you know, “The Fly” cares not to share his vacation details with the likes of you, for fears many of you will swarm my complex with autograph requests. I intend to unwind a bit here and the market is certainly making life easier.

Ladies and Gents,

The panic is over. I told you to get back to getting drunk and buying stocks again. The ruling elite will have their way and there is nothing you or your idiot friends from Zeroedge can do about it.

As for me, it appears I regained another 2.4% today, led by gains in WNR, BEE and EMN—putting my YTD gains above 10% again. Without being smug or rubbing in my winship into your losership wounds, I sincerely hope you learned a lesson from this debacle. Many of you got mudstomped out near the bottom, only to see the market humiliate the bears in the most amusing and whimsical way possible. The sky is never falling. It’s your fucking brains on drugs and you need to get off them.

Believe you me, I try my best to direct you without overstepping the line between benevolent dictator and authoritarian. However, should you fuckers keep losing the way you do, I will have no choice but to intern you or banish you from “The Island of Fly” for eternity.

Blessings from some place with lots of bullshit sand and water.

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39 comments

  1. Berniecornfeld

    Enjoy your break sir…..come back rested and refreshed! h/t

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  2. drummerboy

    fig mother fucker……and quit advertising zero ledge

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  3. Raule

    Take you winnings, and buy that mother fucker.

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    • Wahawk

      Doesn’t reflect you rosey ontlook Mr. Fly

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    • ALLPROz

      Any bullshit chart homo can find a similarity type pattern to overlap their desired or predicted forecast. Once the masses know…it is no longer meaningful unfortunately.

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      • Anon

        Or … once they know, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Not that I think it will, but you are too smug.

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  4. Fly Leech

    Just for fun, lets contrast that thought with the current headlines on CNBC:

    “Volatility Sparks Biggest Fund Exodus Since 2002”
    “Stocks May Have Seen Highs For Year—But Not Lows”
    “Don’t Be Fooled by Rallies: Rough Road Ahead for Stocks”
    “Investors Park Record $50 Billion in Money-Market Funds”
    “For Consumers, Low Interest Rates Won’t Mean Much”

    Who do YOU believe?

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  5. Sky

    Good for you, Mr Fly! I was wondering why you were so quite today ;-). Thank you for sharing your insights on the market.

    I missed the lower entry points on BGC,SQM, DD, CPX, CVI, WNR, ED and etc due to fear ;-). I hope to get my chances to pick up some of these stocks when they pull back a little and if the market does not shoot straight up forever.

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  6. ALLPROz

    I too am currently surrounded by “bullshit sand and water”….and plenty of Jamaican ganja pushers….ya man!

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  7. john1

    completed filling my longs again last Friday, feels good walking on bear skulls.

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  8. Anton

    Nevis is nice. Or are you at one of those kid-friendly places like Atlantis? Or one of those money-friendly places like Grand Cayman?

    Whatever the case, may it be epic.

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  9. razorsedge

    have fun//

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  10. ecchymosis

    Sunscreen!!

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  11. juice

    Beware of Eurotrashland going belly up, dislocating markets worldwide. Calm before the storm Part Deux.

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  12. theedge111

    So how is Staten island this time of year? Did the 10″ of rain bother you over the weekend? 🙂

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  13. GYSC

    The Fly does autographs?

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  14. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Tell Mrs. Fly that we would be glad to watch your house again while you are out and please don;t worry because Steve will be on top of things. I have reestablished my outpost on top of our roof and will begin 24 hour surveillance. In the last 5 hours I have been watching Carlos and the your other illegal .gardeners as they just came back from Willowbrook Beverages with a couple of kegs.
    Also I spotted a couple of suspicious characters circling the front of your house that look an awful like those two guys you introduced to me over the weekend. Funny names. Something Ragin Cajun and the Woodshedder.
    I will report later Neighbor.

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  15. dave

    Market days ( optional work days for plant workers) are in effect for steel plant workers the last week of August because order volume is low.

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  16. isaretard

    Thanks for letting us all know you were leaving. I stole your Home Depot solar lights and took delivery of your fuckin Italian vanity and sink. I was gonna blackmail you for six months PPT for em but after checkin the quality of em I’d be lucky to get three days. Your neighbor can’t see shit without his glasses BTW. Been gettin questioned about my new doormat that reads…INDEUD. Oh well, enjoy your trip!!!

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    • SteveTheNeighbor
      SteveTheNeighbor

      I know where you live. Steve,Jr. will be over shortly and although he does wear glasses his Uncle Uri does not as his vision was corrected with surgery before he joined the Israeli Defense Force and then the Mossad. He will ask for Mr. Fly’s solar lights back very politely. The second time not so much. I have sworn to Mrs. Fly that their property will be safe from the many miscreants who populate our neighborhood.

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      • isaretard

        If the black Mercedes circling my block is Uri, call him and tell him I’m returning everything. The crack in the sink was that way when I opened it and when my wife went to clean the doormat she noticed the reverse read “NO HOMO” and told me to get that shit outta here.
        BTW, the lawn fountain of the little boy pissin on what looked like a statue of Jim Cramer…I didn’t take that. Some guy in camouflage pants driving a 73 Vega took it. His license plate read “DVL DAUG”.
        Please keep this between us.

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  17. babee baybay

    http://youtu.be/hML0HC3d964

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  18. liesdamnedliesandstatistics
    liesdamnedliesandstatistics

    I hope The Fly is not promised just a “Three hour tour” by the skipper & his first mate! Indeud!!!

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  19. buylo

    Honestly, no respectable New Yaker holidays in the Caribbean in mid-August – you go in January or Feb. dummshitskiy!

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    • The Fly

      That’s because you only know the places that suffer hurricanes in August. Just SHHHHHH as you make an ass out of yourself.

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  20. SkyTrader

    Da Bulls!

    A bit higher and I’ll start lightening up.

    sorry bears..

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  21. go2mars

    Grenada has only had 2 hurricane’s since 1958? Plus a big med school full of magician physicians.

    Bzzzzz?

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