iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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We’re Going Higher, Because You’re Going Lower

You know how I know we are going higher? Because you’re unable to answer the fucking question. From baker to faker, everyone is doom and gloom. It’s so easy to tear down a house, much harder to build one. “The Fly” is not a permabull; he just likes to bet against you. I am a fucking dragon, breathing fire down on your trading systems, burning your anatomy to a cinder.

I depart for an undisclosed Caribbean island tomorrow for the explicit purposes of having a face to face meeting with my VooDoo Magician Physician. Fuck around with me this week and end up on the receiving end of needles in your head.

While there will be many goats, pigs and chickens sacrificed, in my name, for the benefit of my purse (NO HOMO), many of you can hitch a ride onto my coattails, for they are very long. I know exactly what I am doing and have full control of my near term destiny.

Instead of offering ideas and specific actionable investment picks, I will leave you with a poem of sorts. These words shall live with you forever and ever, then kill the enemies of your great, great, great, great, great, great grandson, many centuries from now.

The stock market is nothing like a stupid chart,
Filled with bullshit dots and lines;
It yanks on your balls and a stabs you in the heart
And it will make you write poems with rhymes.

Never fret what you cannot understand,
And remember to never call in sick;
For that bitch of a whore Mother Market might command
All of your money, hair and your dick.

Fly- 2011

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47 comments

  1. TheArmoTrader

    Fly FTW

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  2. cbot

    Have a great vacation Fly, hope your doctor’s visit goes well LOL.

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  3. TraderDR

    Have fun at Turks & Caicos

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  4. Trading_Nymph

    I must endure this upside bias until the clam finally goes wishy washy on his vacation in the hole.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Only unitl it rips your face off TN. Declare victory and walk away.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        Yogi, I must see this bubble until the very end. With every kick I recieve I learn more about how the monster works…don’t worry, in the end I will have the bloody spines of all of the G20.

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        • Robot

          Trading Gimp

          You suck.Stop posting.

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        • Mr. Cain Thaler

          I enjoy the Nymph. Way to nail copper.

          However, most bubbles resolve themselves with higher upside, ala inflation. Better to miss out on profits than watch a loss build from gains.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            OMG Cain seeing your post made my day. For Inflation..I hope so, esp with the hopes to see this weeks core CPI data way up. So much of this is a belief of QEing at the hole, US dollar is moving down to that key 73.00 low and if core CPI is higher then estimates then the clam will have less of an ability to act. So most bubbles resolve themselves with inflation, but isn’t the popping when the price finally hits the tipping point and the exposure of “true demand” appears?? I am in search to find that reflex point…for giving up short term profits..not worried, we have to retest the neckline of the Head and Shoulders on the daily multimonth of the SPX, I should get in and get out of the retest but I am still not good on getting the exact moments down perfect yet.

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  5. ottnott

    Vogon poetry just got bumped down to 4th worst in the universe.

    Generate your own Vogon poetry here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

    This is what I generated:

    See, see the jucier than a 2″ ribeye sky
    Marvel at its big Gold depths.
    Tell me, Devil Dog do you
    Wonder why the Woodshedder ignores you?
    Why its foobly stare
    makes you feel space alien magician.
    I can tell you, it is
    Worried by your Cronkite facial growth
    That looks like
    A Ragin Cajun.
    What’s more, it knows
    Your Gint potting shed
    Smells of TraderCaddy.
    Everything under the big jucier than a 2″ ribeye sky
    Asks why, why do you even bother?
    You only charm iBankCoins.

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  6. Ivan

    What a crazy rant of a lunatic! Man, you need to take your pill on time.
    I admit that I am idiot too for reading this
    It’s a pity, because you’re good and transparent trader
    Hope you feel better tomorrow.

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    • DRAXWIN

      I love the The Fly’s blog stop being a hater and hustle HARD! cuz sounds like you are going to have to, with attitude you have. sounds like you panic sold at dead lows.

      Only reason I discovered this site is because of my mega-long WNR position.

      out of Houston.TX I familiar with energy bus, and WNR and CVI are winners for next couple weeks, unless more shit hits the fan

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  7. The Fly

    Check Ivan the retard calling me a fucking lunatic.

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  8. Chris

    Real man shouldn’t have to say NO HOMO. Strrike 2 lol

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  9. Testicules

    enjoy yourself…relax…toes in the sand and forget about the crap back here…for a few days anyway

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  10. JTU

    Is cursing no longer tolerated on this site?

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  11. JTU

    A lot of M&A this morning!

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  12. Mr. President

    The Google/Motorola deal is very interesting…

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  13. sspiff

    Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

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  14. JTU

    MOTR victim of the “SQUEEZE”!

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  15. JTU

    My WNR is providing me with a 6 inch erection this morning!

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    • ruggyup

      Too easy and a pushover.

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      • JTU

        My appologies!
        I meant to say that I added 6.08% to the size of my WNR today!

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    • BmacDaxwin

      6 inches all u got mane? I must really be above avg. hahah im a german / irish scott no “canandian” if u catch my drift haha

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  16. JTU

    BEE nice!

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  17. Aristotle

    The Fly is truly a renaissance man!

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  18. razorsedge

    ya know why snoop dog carries an umbrella, for drizzzzel, he keeps his shirts white with blee-ach

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  19. JTU

    Pretty quiet here!
    the Bears must be Hibernating!

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  20. Blind Read Ant

    I bought a boat load of rinmibi while on vacay, just a hedge at 6 conversion. I was cut a deal, got 7:1. As I’ve mentioned, taking physical conversion of the Australian and NZ Kiwi dollar too.

    All will appreciate by 2020. What a year, eh?

    While last week’s $RRGB was a true me v. the bots trade, $DV made me see stars. Ouch, that shi’ hurt.

    Off to the bar before noon. Cheer$

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  21. JTU

    S&P up nearly 2% erases last week’s loss!

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  22. Kwame Brown

    Load up $MPEL. ALL IN.

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  23. duck

    http://twitter.com/#!/GSElevator

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  24. riggedgame

    Market closing on it’s high. Get your Hot Buttered TZA and FAZ right over here!

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