Hell, now that I had time to think about it, all sorts of horrific scenarios came to mind. I just haven’t had any blow ups like this in a long, long time. Check my archives. I covered my shorts when the market bottomed in 2009 and went long.
I had some real old fashioned blow ups in 1997, 1998, and 2000, the type of shit that makes you seek God for protection. I recall seeing accounts heavily margined going “negative equity” and oversized positions down 50% in a day. My CEO was running back and forth to the trading desk, clearing out margin calls at 10am. Did I ever tell you about the time I got RAMP’d?
Back in 2000, one of my biggest clients came to my office to visit. When I walked into my office, much to my surprise he was there, looking at stocks—all 6’7 of him. Unfortunately, his largest position with me, as well as many other clients, was RAMP, down 50% for the day— from $20 to $10— on an earnings miss. We discussed the catastrophe in great detail and agreed to cut our losses. RAMP came back, eventually, just prior to going bankrupt. But I needed to clear my books of it, mainly to regain a psychological edge.
The one thing that comforts me on days like today is knowing I will make it all back. I’ve done it so many times, it’s ridiculous. There’s a reason why they call me SAM (Space Alien Magician). Whatever the market has to offer tomorrow and Monday, fucking bring it. Do your worst and make it stick.
I live for days like this, back up against the wall, fighting for survival. Thank God, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy I was near all time highs, going into today’s trade. I had this trade nailed, then Congress distracted me with their idiotic debt ceiling manufactured crisis. And I got lured back into equities, YESTERDAY, by allocating 30% of my cash to my current positions. There is no sense wallowing in my own feces over this shit. It happens and you fuckers need to man up.
I don’t want to read any pussy shit on this here blog. Keep that shit for other blogs.
With the 20% cash I have on the sidelines, I will perform great feats of magic.
At the end of the day, it’s only paper with hideous faces on it.
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