I told you last week that I was looking for a single day 10,000 point rally. Well, I bring you good news and fortune: it is coming. The robots who trade this market are experiencing an “overwhelming sense of elation and euphoria” thanks to the year on the calendar. Believe it or not, the programmers had the wrong date inside of the HFT matrix. Up until last week, the robots thought it was 2008, when in fact it is 2011.
Holy shit to the upside!
As a result, we should all kick back, relax, smoke some marijuana, and protest the protesters on Wall Street. As a point in fact, Wall Street is back and we’re all gonna be richer than “Fat Fuck” Rick Ross, if you could fathom that at all.
I’m gonna close out my day with this post because there is nothing else to say. We’re not in 2008 and Europe has decided “it will not accept another Lehmans (sic).” That is some powerful shit right there. Smoke it. Once again, 10,000 apologies for my rough and tussle use of the english language. “The Fly” grew up on the wrong side of the street and has deep seeded issues that have never been addressed. So, should you venture to iBankCoin from some shit-box library down in the bible belt and find my prose to be somewhat offensive, say a prayer to your God for Plutonium Petey because he really doesn’t give a fuck what you think.
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