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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE WNR GROWS (no HOMO)

From the darkest shadows of Wall Street, the WNR grows. It sticks its head out and thrusts forward, as short sellers scurry away for fear of being violated. The WNR acts in defiance of all that is evil and bad, in order to uplift all of those who like it.

The WNR does not shrink in the face of global depression, it rises to the occasion.

In other news, I am awaiting sheer retardation from Alcoa, after le bell. I was up another 0.5% thanks to my, umm, WNR.

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68 comments

  1. first

    First

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  2. clegger_2000

    Will the WNR ever go down?

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  3. Random

    Once again, I chose not to believe. Ouch!

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Beware of the WNR- 1950s style

    http://youtu.be/v3S24ofEQj4

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  5. Trading_Nymph

    So AA missed because of short sellers and our Non Positive Attitude per CEO.

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  6. SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.
    SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.

    My WNR also grew today. It was when Rachel Greenbaum sat next to me in Physics class. Unfortunately the teacher called me to the front. It was a good thing we have a large physics book because I carried it with me.
    Please don’t tell my Dad Uncle Fly.

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  7. Anton

    WNR is a winner, but JVA took off like they’re fronting some cocaine cartel.

    Did these come to your attention via the PPT or is Pablo Escobar still alive?

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    • The Fly

      JVA AND JKS BOTH TAKEN FROM PPT INTRA DAY SHORT SQUEEZE SCREENS

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      • Anton

        “I don’t always choose to trade stocks,
        but when I do, I choose them on the PPT.
        Stay wealthy, my friends.” — Generic Old Rich Fucker

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  8. cheesefries

    The Obama freedom fighters at OWS.

    http://www.theprojectveritas.org/wallstreet

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  9. bluehubbard

    gettin fucked up with some youngins(18-25) at an rv park somewhere in america. in between lines of x clouds of smoke and a shitload of booze. i ask them about ibank. they no nothing about the game. all seem ignorant. then a hottie with blue shit comin out of her nose says “i read that guy. the fly is the shit!”. true story.

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  10. Sooth Sayer

    lol at the tombstones of alf, devildog… You’ve made them martyrs! Isn’t that how troll get their ‘lulz’?

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  11. Hermes

    Asshat parade about to begin. Gird your loins.

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  12. Hermes

    Prediction: They all play to type.

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  13. Hermes

    Perry will perform like an aging porn star.

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    • bluehubbard

      wrong! perry will fuck a donkee dressed up like our lord jesus christ. only spray painted like a zebra. just too keep it real.

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    • Hermes

      correction: silent aging porn star

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  14. TraderCaddy

    I certainly hope Lady G. found the man of her dreams.
    She appeared to always be on the hunt.
    Maybe she hooked up with that old guy (way past 47.5) named Peach (I think that was his name) who was always on the move with his trailer, horses, and dogs. The guy always traded PALM.
    He and Lady G. deserved each other.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Trader, How long have you been hanging out here?

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      • TraderCaddy

        Pretty much from the beginning (the “Orange” days).
        It keeps me entertained during the day while looking at my quote monitor.
        I also listen to sports radio (Boston,NY-WFAN,Tampa,Orlando) during the day and during baseball season watch most of the day games on MLBtv on the computer.
        I imagine some day I will be in a Nursing Home (if I decide not to jump onto I-4 instead) reading iBC from my room.

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        • The Plumbers Crack
          The Plumbers Crack

          Always enjoy reading the posts of the old timers.
          I just hope your not older then 47.5.

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  15. Fifty2weekhi

    Superb pick!! Was it a technical or fundamental pick? I’m curious.

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  16. Goldie

    Just googled AA….First thing that popped up was Alcohol Anonymous. Figures

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  17. La Fayette

    finally a decent tune…vid reminds me of walking to work along 14th street in my doc martin grunge boots -those were the days..that said I think they got sued for stealing the bass line?

    WNR? hate the whole thievin sector..kick it to the curb

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  18. La Fayette

    Always thought Ashcroft and Gallagher should have cut a record together..that or get a room.

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  19. tx slave trader

    http://www.kuriositas.com/2010/12/fly-geyser-not-quite-of-this-world.html

    Your geyser, sir….

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  20. BxCapricorn

    Got out yesterday and today. I guess your PPT is kinda different from mine. Mine said, GTFO!

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    • Dr Fly

      Comparing your PPT to mine is like comparing the wheel to a fucking pyramid that is a space ship/mobile planet.

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  21. Vegas Trader II

    Bought TZA at $47 and again at $41, guess I really need sh*t to hit the fan this week..

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  22. Largebill

    A crazy contrarian thought is AA’s “bad” quarter may give a good buying opportunity. Price is already depressed. If it slips down around 9.50 you are looking at a nice 20% bounce within a relatively short time frame.

    Separately, why is your spell checker telling me that “contrarian” is spelled incorrectly? Makes me think my Alzheimer’s is acting up.

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  23. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Sans import fees or repealing the minimum wage how do any of the GOP candidates really expect to compete with the slave labor of China and convince major “jobs creators” to create jobs here …. will one of these moderators please ask these fuckers for a real answer and save the BS for their campaign ads.

    At least Romney finally had the balls to admit that we were on the verge of collapse unlike his prior remarks and those of his fellow candidates trying to rewrite history and lay blame on Obama for this shit storm based on unemployment a few scant years after the crash.

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    • bluehubbard

      teahouse still tryin to understand wtf it is you are sayin? i got romney blah blah blah obama blah blah. enlighten us dude.

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        all these guys are FOB …. none of them could have done anything to improve upon the situation Obama or any other man/woman holding that office inherited. Do you really think that a few scant years removed from a financial crash that we are going to see a full recovery and corporations hiring as though the worse was over when every day trader here is waiting for the next shoe to drop. It’s a laugh to here these guys implying that we’d be much better off if Obama wasn’t POTUS … nobody could have/would have made a real difference … time is the only cure.

        You’re fooling yourself if you think by putting a Republican in the WH that the job situation will change. Yeah, GE can’t wait for Romney to be Prez so they can start hiring American workers at exponentially more per hour than the slave labor they enjoy in China. And Romney’s gonna fix the Chinese … thought you conservatives were “free trade” proponents? That’s the solution to our jobs problem?

        Get a clue … these guys are FOB … typical GOP bait and switch lingo … heard it before … lower taxes, job creators, mobile capital, repatriation, over regulation, Obamacare, blah, blah, blah …. all excuses and rhetoric devised to drum up support from the ignorant electorate … same ole, same ole.

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        • TeahouseOnTheTracks
          TeahouseOnTheTracks

          Too late for my “A” game apparently … My apologies to The Fly for not proof reading this post and spelling “hear” as “here” like some “looser” [sic].

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        • bluehubbard

          well said teahouse. the system is fucked up. but on both ends. maybe just burn the whole motherfucker too the ground and start over, revolution like shit. reprogram.

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks
            TeahouseOnTheTracks

            you and future generations are fucked until you demand the only solution to a broken system dependent upon re-election funding in return for special interest votes … term limitations.

            George Washington set the standard and it was eventually voted into law but wasn’t deemed necessary for Reps/Senators. Oh how the times change though … Voters need a federal referendum demanding term limits now and then you’ll see change you can believe in … LOL

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          • Blind Read Ant

            You’re both right and wrong.

            There are some Americans, I mean “old Americans”, who are considering ditching a nation that’s been kidnapped, tortured, imprisoned falsely, battered and practically murdered.

            We’re looking to nations that respect what we fought for here.

            All the rest of this discussion. In reality.

            You’re ghosts. In the making.

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        • La Fayette

          wtf FOB? forward operating base? free on board? the shiney thing on the end of a watch chain?

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        • Mad_Scientist

          Actually, after historically after a collapse there have been sharp recoveries. So you have to ask yourself how did obama bungle this when it was given to him on a silver platter.

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks
            TeahouseOnTheTracks

            Like the Great Depression? You need to revisit the charts and history on depressions … this isn’t your daddy’s typical recession.

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  24. JakeGint

    If you really want to look into the market’s future let the trannies flag the way…

    _______________

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  25. TraderCaddy

    So the futures are flat to down @ 4AM and @ 5AM they rocket up.
    So what else is new. These gaps are getting tough to play.

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  26. BullMan

    VXX – this thing is collapsing.

    Dr. Copper is not the stock market indicator everyone thinks it is either…Nazz ready to make new highs, if you followed the Dr., all you got was a finger up your ass.

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  27. Daniell Mainetti

    If you notice any changes in your heart beat that last for more than a minute or two, seek emergency medical attention immediately

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