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Rejoice in the Grandeur that is Wall Street

Oh there were lots of head fakes over the past two weeks. The market is up over 1,000 points in a week, yet bulls are tripping over themselves to get long and strong into the bell. At the risk of offending some of your fairer sensibilities, dare I say, this market is equal to speed chopping carrots with genitals firmly placed on the kitchen counter.

Once again, your servant, Le Fly, humbly apologizes for using such profane verbiage while discussing the inner dealings of Wall Street.

Aside from disparaging the internet with my X-rated prose, I am zipping (fast) through outerspace, and shit, dropping anvils on fuckers from the mid-west. More than 90% of you fuckers were bearish as hell, just two weeks ago. Now you’re bankrupt. See how that works?

Let’s examine my hand.

Long TZA: very bad.
Long and sold JVA: win.
Long WNR: great
Long TCK: fantastic
Long GSVC: splendid
Long CVI: outrageous
Short EXH: not bad
Long VXX: horrendous

As you can see, net, net, I had a good day, thanks to my longs outstripping my shorts. But my real strength lies in my cash position. I am a seller into momentum, a buyer of blood. Due to recent history, I will be selling into the fanaticism, in order to buy back at lower prices.

With gains more than 14%, stepping into the 4th quarter dressed to kill, I am in no rush to bail out the likes of John Paulson and other underwater fucktards, via chasing momentum.

Once again, “The Fly” humbly apologizes for the motherfucking video he is about to play. If this should upset your Grandparents, tell them “The Fly” said to watch 60 minutes instead and to fuck off.

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88 comments

  1. Wall Street Protester
    Wall Street Protester

    You suck you corporate stooge of the man

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  2. Cato

    Bravo..!.. Oh I want to hear how Nymph’s TZA long term ‘hold’ is doing..

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  3. clegger_2000

    Andy Rooney now part of Maybach Music Group.

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  4. KCScott

    I wondered where that anvil in my driveway came from.

    Acme must have had one hell of a sale

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  5. bluehubbard

    yeah! fuck the grandparents.

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  6. Apocalypse Now

    Short term WS rejoices, long term they are killing the goose laying the golden eggs.

    Operation Twist, their off and then on market support continues to manipulate the market. Liquidity sinks and floats all boats.

    For the reality on why the market goes up and down, know this one thing: Market Makers, Central Banks, Primary Dealers and Exchanges are kindred spirits and they make the most loot by shearing sheep. If everyone goes long, they will go short with leverage and take the cake. If the majority is short, they will use leverage and round tripping to go long and take the cake.

    It’s rigged, we all know it.

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  7. Raj

    I think you should instead give a “try” to Mitt Romney’s favorite “hip hop” artist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4NafK3NFhA&feature=youtu.be

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  8. 'merica

    In preparation for tomorrow, I ate fifteen chipotle burritos, chips and guacamole and a diet coke (got to keep the six-pack intact). I predict a strong southward movement.

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  9. dortmunder

    Le Fly…you play that thug wanna-be shit and the market will go down…word

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  10. KCScott

    Slovokia says “now all your anvil belong to us”

    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/slovak-leaders-fail-agree-eu-bailout-fund-14706060

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    • Jakegint

      Yeah, they might have to do without that Slovak bus fare:

      (from your article)

      Slovakia, a nation of 5.5 million people, would contribute about 1 percent or €7.7 billion.

      LOL.

      __________

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  11. SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.
    SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.

    Uncle Fly- Why would you say that about my Grandpa and Grandma Steve. I love them very much.

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    • just kidding

      old people smell funny and they move slow.

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    • Karnivore

      Catfood eaters gotz blue hairs and gravy filled leisure pants. Grandpa tongue tickles down the throat. What’s to luv?

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  12. KIng KOng

    I called the rally last week my dear friends if any of u recall but i dare say this party we’ve had is pretty much over.. get ur shorts ready for the coming blood bath..
    Sincerely,
    King Kong

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    • Jakegint

      You were calling short into the teeth of the rally. Do you think we’re all Alzheimer’s patients?

      _______

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      • KIng KOng

        tht bs..on this Fly article: The Rally Is Dead Because We’re All Gonna Die

        KIng KOng says:
        October 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm
        been buying TNA on the dip . watch the market rally like never before. I called it early. come back and thank me soon

        there u hav it 🙂

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      • Karnivore

        Keep frying your eggs in the aluminum pan. Next time you’re at the post office, remember to set a sell stop on your mail.

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  13. Rick Ross

    I’m just FAT.

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  14. Cascadian

    I watched Immelt on 60 minutes. There’s a fucktard for you. How did he get/(and keep) that GE job?

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  15. Goldie

    Tupac Back? Tupac never left..

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    • Karnivore

      They got done eating the front. Now they’re calling for the front side, fried.

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  16. JTU

    We are due for a meltup, that’s what I’m counting on.

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    • franky

      we just had one – to the tune of 3.5%. if that didn’t drag you up out of red, then nothing will.

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  17. ruggyup

    Following up on what to do to whom:
    Fuck ’em all!
    Fuck ’em all!
    The long and the short and the tall;
    Fuck all the Sergeants and W.O.l.’s, 13
    Fuck all the corporals and their bastard sons; 14
    For we’re saying goodbye to them all,
    As up the C.O.’s arse they crawl; 15
    You’ll get no promotion this side of the ocean,
    So cheer up my lads, fuck ’em all!

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  18. itg

    Closed my long from 1086 ES for +100 ES points

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    • futures

      if you not bullshitting that’s a good trade

      hard to stay in the futs that long imho

      but 5 contracts would have netted your veeco account 25K.

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  19. futures

    Poor asshole dip bastards getting completely steamrolled in nflx today and every day.

    One might consider that if the market does take off again nflx will not be a leader.

    Would not short it but I’d bet my luxury bomb proof pogostick that thing see’s the 50’s

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  20. Testicules

    Puffy whacked Tu and Biggie thru and thru

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    • YelaWolf

      Puffy has never been impressive.

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    • 'merica

      Blasphemy! I call for Testicules banishment.

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    • just kidding

      Suge paid Biggie who was supposed to shoot tupac, but Biggie planned on faking his shooting. TO Biggie’s surprise Suge Knight hired another hitman while showing up in the car to be less suspicious and Biggie was going to take the fall but he got away. Biggie was going to get ready to tell the world but Suge had Biggie Shot. THen he killed proof while Ja Rule holla’d holla’d, it’s murder!

      Pac was smarter than him all so he hired a body double and went Machiavelli (or Makaveli) on their asses.

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      • just kidding

        where’s the delete comment button, that was my worst comment yet.

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  21. freefall

    ouch… yeah that one hurt.. I am now up only 900% instead of my 1000% for the year.. no seriously LULZ.. and I was stupid to by vxx when the bond market was closed, that was a clear telegraph.. uggg.. ohwell I will remember that next year… and I didn’t dump them… I feel a strange trembling in the force, as if thousands of bulls suddenly cried out in pain, and were instantly silenced…

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  22. TraderCaddy

    Back to the news that really counts like will Tim Tebow get the start next week?

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    • just kidding

      He will start my Delorean before I drive 88 MPH attempting to be like the Fly, but likely failing.

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  23. Old Salt

    Apocalypse Now is almost right but not yet. WS is destroying the credibility of the equity raising model for capital formation including excessive salaries and bonuses, low dividend yields, poor corporate accountability and sloppy regulation. The natural response from equity investor is to boycott equity raisings and stocks until the rewards are again attractive. One Aussie bank might be getting it. http://www.smh.com.au/business/anz-freezes-salaries-of-top-managers-20111011-1li41.html
    Other hurdles for new capital formation are slow underlying growth in mature markets relative to EM’s, increasingly massive scale of investment required to break into markets dominated by large corporations with multi national presence. For example http://www.smh.com.au/business/minerals-bonanza-as-bhp-digs-deep-on-olympic-dam-20111010-1lhgi.html
    My list goes on and on like narrow gene pool of stocks listed on the markets around the world, poor access to markets for new starts because the distribution channels require enormous volume.
    The irony is that bailing out the too big to fail corporations makes new capital formation more difficult as all we are left with is big corporations.

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  24. riggedgame

    Stupid ass teammates. Throwing water in the face of a grand slam hitter as he comes home.

    This is as dumb as squirting champagne or fizz water after a game; or dumping the Gatorade bucket over the coach’s head, or the groom pushing wedding cake into the bride’s face.

    All forms of latent sadism, and indicative of the IQ of a subhuman jackass.

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  25. JakeGint

    I may be a fool, Cato… but I think the nom-nomming in the silver markets may yet pay-off this week.

    Too-pack Beck.

    _______

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  26. huh?

    I usually enjoy the videos. However, this video is beyond ridiculous. The next time I want to see some fat animal talking about some non-sense I can’t even begin to understand I will watch “panda week” on the discovery channel.

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  27. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    “I don’t have the funds for a six pack, but I can raise enough for a tu pack, for sho’.

    Hmmm, Tu pack Fo Sho’

    – True Story

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  28. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Some people think he was slurring “TupacksaCoors”, but we all know Coors wasn’t on the wine list at his establishment.

    http://youtu.be/1ItxVWTikGI

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  29. Blind Read Ant

    Oh yeah, Fly, you’d enjoy FillUp [sic] Glass’ “Vampire” ensemble. Recorded 2005-8ish.

    As time goes, so does my recollection.

    In time for 10.31.11.

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  30. Trading_Nymph

    Tonight, Bloomberg is FINALLY posting the story about the China Govt owned Sov Fund buying up China Banks which IMHO is what really gave the bulls a hard on yesterday. WELL, Shanghai Investors didn’t buy it. The Govt was using a “gameplan” they used in 2008 to try and support their markets by buying up the banks. Shanghai Comp closed DOWN, and Shanghai Copper Futures closed down. It just is so stupid that the global growth plays are being bought while Shanghai moves closer to hitting its 2009 low.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      BTW Po Pimp, I just read your comment on the past blog. China Rebar Futures fell 11 percent in September, their biggest monthly loss ever. Spot Ore was Down since the Chinese returned from vacation, restocking is not looking good.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        Well, final print Shanghai pushed to flat..but still sooo weak on this “stimulus”,no restocking for you, USA.

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        • SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!
          SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!

          To repeat, I don’t know what Aussie ports are like but nothing is leaving Vancouver….

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Hello, I didn’t see your earlier post. Tell me more about Vancouver Ports, biz conditions, anything you want..I am listening.

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          • Dr Funk

            Would be curious if you follow the BALTIC DRY at all. Does that include Aussie ports. It’s been rising & not sure what to make of it. Usually a ‘leading’ index that can’t be faked. (or manipulated)

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Baltic Ship is based in England and it is the trading house which includes BDI and tanker traffic. THe Aussie Ports are important to watch for Coal esp, New Castle, the largest of all coal ports puts out their weekly data on Monday’s. Ships have been anchored and many don’t want to travel to South America because Oil is so high and their rates aren’t reflecting that.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            rofl, I really should proof read, Baltic Exchange, not Baltic Ship…lol.

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          • SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!
            SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!

            At its worst during the recession in 08-09 Vancouver would have 4 ships in the bay – this down from a peak of 18 in 06-07.

            There were low double digits on a sustained basis over the summer – mostly log carriers (Fukushima?) – and at the beginning of last week a number approaching that tally. Six days ago, though, the number fell off – three for two days, then one. This is anecdotal and not scientific but I was shocked to see just one ship out there.

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          • Old Salt

            Time to look for where all the idle carriers are moored??
            Baltic Dry is not reflecting another dive lower.
            http://www.dryships.com/pages/report.asp

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          • Old Salt

            Rather than count them for you you can go to
            http://www.marinetraffic.com/ais/
            Zoom into any port and count the stationary carriers and the cargo ships under way. Newcastle and Gladstone in Australia look normal although Vancouver does look quiet.

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          • Old Salt

            Zoom into Shanghai and there are masses of ships there. You can click on the individual vessels to get tracks, photos and is some cases a history of voyages. Great for a little industrial strength information.

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          • SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!
            SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!!!

            Awesome, thanks!

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          • TraderCaddy

            That was one cool web site.
            I got all excited when I saw a ship that looked like it was moored (? parked?) in my front yard.
            Turned out it was a NASA ship that brings back the boosters- gonna be a long parking.
            Going to see if I can find any ships that are a part of the Rick Ross iPhone dope distribution ring.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Old Salt, Both sites I already know of course. Much better ones out there for gossip.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Sub..THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE THIS TYPE OF STUFF!!!

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  31. J

    Almost time to go hunting fellas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPTfJ5E7qI&feature=related

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  32. Occupy Spaces

    ho,ho hey hey, we don’t want to work today!
    haha, that’s funny, give us all the rich’s
    They spend time and a dime just to make their society shine, Now it’s our turn to make a dime.

    We want free porn in the mourn, now pay us for protesting, ACORN!

    Who’s with me in joining me with the chants?

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  33. Old Salt

    TraderCaddy,
    That information pin points your back yard very accurately. But then I suppose you did not mean it literally

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