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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LOL @ Slovakia

Get the fuck out of here with this “Slovakian drama.” I don’t give a shit about the Slovakian vote, regarding the ESFS. I am a seller here, in order to expose my VXX/TZA and EXH short to the market. I made back my coin and feel blessed to be in a position to get flat into strength. Most of my colleagues are going out of business because they are idiots. I’d call them idiots, while they walk around NYC with crooked sunglasses, only if I thought they’d understand what I meant. Instead, I ignore them.

Do not wait for your bullshit accounts to “get whole.” Your cost basis is meaningless, dip shit. You are better off taking your money and using it as toilet paper, than waiting for the market to understand your plight. I know many of you are sitting on horrendous losses, despite claims of grande extravagance. Do yourself a favor and take it slow. Easy does it. Hit a few singles, then go for a double. The quickest way to dig a hole that can only be fitted for your financial burial is to try to hit homeruns when down big. You’re not thinking clearly, so do less.

UPDATE: I sold out of TCK

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35 comments

  1. Wall Street Protester
    Wall Street Protester

    WHY DO YOU SPEAK FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES YOUR CORPORATE NAZI!

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  2. jimmy_two_times

    right on. sage advice, far too often you hear “just get me back, then I’ll play it differently”.

    can say that as I’ve been there done that in the past.

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  3. freefall

    No I’m not which is why i’m going to hold my GOOG puts over earnings… I don’t think used stevo’s passing as an excuse… something is up.. ohhh it’s my account… LULZ…

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  4. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Lotsa glue sniffing goin’ on among the peanuts.

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  5. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    The Slovakia drama is only to set up the next leg of the rally.

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  6. OZ

    Pick a thesis for a day or two and stick to it…damnn.

    Narcissism is to be expected here but me thinks there is more going on as in mood altering drugs.

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  7. KCScott

    wait – are you saying my Liberal Arts Degree and 2.5 GPA Don’t Guarantee me a a 75K starting salary?

    America sucks!

    Sincerly,

    OWS

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  8. surplusdroids

    I would rather bat in the 300’s with singles most of the time than the elusive home run.

    Great advice.
    Thanks Fly.

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    • The Fly

      Pete Incaviglia

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      • Jakegint

        I’ve got all his lithographs.

        ___

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      • Colonel von Ryan

        Charlie Hustle’s MLB records:
        Most career hits – 4,256
        Most career outs – 10,328
        Most career games played – 3,562
        Most career at bats – 14,053
        Most career singles – 3,215
        Most career runs by a switch hitter – 2,165
        Most career doubles by a switch hitter – 746
        Most career walks by a switch hitter – 1,566
        Most career total bases by a switch hitter – 5,752
        Most seasons of 200 or more hits – 10
        Most consecutive seasons of 100 or more hits – 23
        Most consecutive seasons with 600 or more at bats – 13 (1968–1980)
        Most seasons with 600 at bats – 17
        Most seasons with 150 or more games played – 17
        Most seasons with 100 or more games played – 23
        Record for playing in the most winning games – 1,972
        Only player in major league history to play more than 500 games at five different positions – 1B (939), LF (671), 3B (634), 2B (628), RF (595)

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  9. lol

    full moon tonight, so it is normal for people to act like lunatics due to the lunar effect. Prepare for lunacy!

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    • lol

      fun fact, there was a time when people got a reduced sentence if they committed a crime during a full moon because they could declare “lunacy” Now we don’t discriminate what time of the moon cycle it is and people just declare insanity instead

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  10. Granpa

    TC, you’re excellent use of loose must be appreciated by all gentlemen of IBC indued and your not egregious for doing so by those that know these here writings of The Adjunct Professor.

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  11. Cascadian

    So I’m driving by the protesters in Portland, (occupy portland) where they’ve been camping out since Thursday. I see a guy carrying 2 buckets over near the street drain. He looks around and then dumps one down the storm sewer. Straight to the Willamette River, very nice protesters.

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